First time using piss bottle, any tips ?

first time using piss bottle, any tips ?

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Do not ever try using a coke bottle. I thought I could fit in the hole and well... I learned the hard way

Why don't you just use the actual can instead? I don't get it...

try to remember the basics of stream control

That's too fucking easy!

I love her so much.

Just remember what the Boss taught you about the basics of CQP.

Put your dick all the way in the bottle so you don't run a risk of spilling. Make sure to get fully erect and let it all come out in little tinkles. Leave the bottle on as long as necessary.

>Get genuinely freaked out when the Boss AI starts talking in TPP
>Stand on the platform listening to her for a while
>Realise Venom isn't even Big Boss so it doesn't fucking matter

That fucking game.

Remember the basics of PEE-QC

>looks tired,uneasy, unsure.
D R O P P E D

Use a gatorade bottle or some other bottle with a wide opening

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multiple pissings til dumb and clean time

>dumb
dump

You were right the first time.

The large Ice Mountain water bottles work great.

Don't do it. You do it once and it's a downward spiral. Your room will be full of them.

don't miss

Kill yourselves

Stop being a degenerate
>bu-but all my problems r caused by evil society
Also lose some weight, fatass

I fucking hate her so much, what a waste of time the game I played with her was, I have another love interest.
At least she died alone and in pain.

Not sure about everyone else but I use piss bottles because my room is right next to the living room and the tv that everyone watches is on the same wall that my room door is on so whenever I walk out of my room everyone is staring in my direction.

Yeah, this. You gotta limit yourself to ONE bottle at a time or it does get totally out of hand.

What game is dis

best to use wide mouth bottles. empty gatorade bottles work best. i've been using the same piss bottle since the beginning of march this year. i had to resort to using a second bottle the other day, however, as there were guests over and i didn't want to have to interact with them.

How can anyone unironically say that the metal gear story isn't complete and utter shit and that Kojima is a hack?

When I went into my brother's room, as a teen, to steal some of his socks to wear for school cause all mine were dirty, I found EIGHT bottles of piss next to his dresser, after he had been cleaning under his bed the night prior.

What the fuck, this was literally my first thought when I saw the OP

you don't have to fit your penis in the bottle, just keep the bottle and your penis steady and physics will do the work for you

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Metal Gear Solid Pachinko ;)

What a fucking waste.

>get the urge to play some MGS again
>load up V and get to the title screen
>completely lose all interest

Makes me feel bad desu,

Those fucking bastards actually did it...