My dick grew neon antennas

My dick grew neon antennas

but, why?

>be me
>just now
>decides to check Sup Forums
>loudly state "Let's hope there's not something too weird on Sup Forums today!"
>page loads
>this is top thread

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Oh, I see that you have decided to post more..

does it hurt? have you been using catheters a long time?

Can you please make it look like an alien. draw some eyes maybe make a helmet or something

put one all the way into your dickhole

rolling

rolling

What else can you fit in your penis, dubs man?

+1

you fuckers are retarded, OP has not announced an intent to do anything. You can't just roll anything.

You need to be 18 to post here.

roll

Don't do that, you'll get an infection or some shit

Do that, you'll get an infection or some shit

You wanna do a cock tribute for me?

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They are 22 inches long. My dick is a little over 6 inches and I can fit about half inside before they hit my prostate.

It kinda stings. I've been practicing for a while. Do not try this if youve never done this as you could piss fire for the next few days.

Sharpie is the width limit

Cum tribute mt face big boy

You sir, are a god among men. Hats off to Mr. Dubs Man

Cum for me daddy

Haha cool dude I didn't even know that could happen!

Plaster my face with your joy juice.

Dick inside dick action or you a bitch

Cum for me baby. Rub your foreskin on my face and cum on me.

My friend and I like to suck dick together.

What did evolution mean by this?

If dubs, show face

Reroll

rollerino

dubs

winrar

Sup Forums is shit most of the time but occasionally it strikes gold. What the fuck even is this shit?

Your mother

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