My dick grew neon antennas
My dick grew neon antennas
but, why?
>be me
>just now
>decides to check Sup Forums
>loudly state "Let's hope there's not something too weird on Sup Forums today!"
>page loads
>this is top thread
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Oh, I see that you have decided to post more..
does it hurt? have you been using catheters a long time?
Can you please make it look like an alien. draw some eyes maybe make a helmet or something
put one all the way into your dickhole
rolling
rolling
What else can you fit in your penis, dubs man?
+1
you fuckers are retarded, OP has not announced an intent to do anything. You can't just roll anything.
You need to be 18 to post here.
roll
Don't do that, you'll get an infection or some shit
Do that, you'll get an infection or some shit
You wanna do a cock tribute for me?
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They are 22 inches long. My dick is a little over 6 inches and I can fit about half inside before they hit my prostate.
It kinda stings. I've been practicing for a while. Do not try this if youve never done this as you could piss fire for the next few days.
Sharpie is the width limit
Cum tribute mt face big boy
You sir, are a god among men. Hats off to Mr. Dubs Man
Cum for me daddy
Haha cool dude I didn't even know that could happen!
Plaster my face with your joy juice.
Dick inside dick action or you a bitch
Cum for me baby. Rub your foreskin on my face and cum on me.
My friend and I like to suck dick together.
What did evolution mean by this?
If dubs, show face
Reroll
rollerino
dubs
winrar
Sup Forums is shit most of the time but occasionally it strikes gold. What the fuck even is this shit?
Your mother
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