The story of how a plebe becomes a patrician by realizing that experienced milfs are where its fucking at

>the story of how a plebe becomes a patrician by realizing that experienced milfs are where its fucking at.

he only fucks one milf and reluctantly at that.

also his little sister is by far the most non-retarded woman in the whole movie.

sure my goy, spend your time and energy earning money then spend your time, energy and money to be noticed by a few girls so that they let you try to make them cum, like they let dozens of boys beforehand and they will let dozens afterwards.

It comes across as Joseph Gordon-Levitt as being a tryhard, honestly.

I'm not sure the purpose of this post

I want a scarjo gf

>tfw no lonely divorcee milf that i can covertly see on weekend nights and do filthy roleplay with

i just want one milf with a "i've seen it all kid just try to shock me" vietnam stare.

I know that Don Juan is a story but I really got the vibe that this was a retelling of Don Quixote and the way media influences perspective. Instead of reading books about chivalry and thinking he's a knight, he watches porno and treats women like objects for gratification and his gf watches cheesy romantic movies and insisted her relationship with him adhere to the standards those set for her.

>the pedoposter shitposts with no logic, whatsoever

Well shove an umbrella into my behind and call me Mary Poppins.

how bout i just call you a nigger instead?

I honestly don't understand how a guy who has a gf or can get a girl to have sex needs to watch porn...

I've never even asked a girl out and I watch porn because I'm beta but he's apparently confident and knows what women want but watches porn for a quick fix?? only in the movies

>I honestly don't understand how a guy who has a gf or can get a girl to have sex needs to watch porn...

to loosely quote big jay oakerson: "no man with any kind of regular sex life really needs to watch porn, that's a sport you do for the love of the game"

>direct and star in your own movie about a sex addict
>cast ScarJo as your love interest

I have a gf but I jerk off constantly and see a dominatrix every few months

Because your gf is just one girl doing so many things, porn has the other girls doing the other things

Blah blah blah buzzword blah blah buzzword blah blah blah

>I honestly don't understand how a guy who has a gf or can get a girl to have sex needs to watch porn...
I agree. Only was in one relationship and only for 5 months, but I never watched porn once during it.

More like the story of how a hedonistic manchild meets an attractive, family-oriented woman who wants him to grow up and move forward both in their relationship and in life but in the end is lured away from her by a vulgar, used up middle aged skank who convinces him to continue being an aimless sexual deviant.

>providing for a used good is good

stick to girls ''who are done with having fun'' and leave real women to real men.

Could there BE any more quotes?

I love real life memes

Did she really thought that stating she has fucked a dozen cocks would make anyone see her seriously?

Do you not understand normies?

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She seems honest. I'd reluctantly consider her

Sounds like my kinda movie
I like it when this guy shows up in threads.

try restricting yourself to the same pornstar for a month.

no matter how beautiful the woman, eventually the novelty will fade.

WHAAAAAT - all you guys who quoted are able to get your girls to have sex whenever? I jerk off like 6 times a day, I figure a girl wouldn't be into sex as much seeing as they aren't as simple to make orgasm.

>edgy

I miss Davey