Here's your popcorn, sir. Your total comes to $39.99

Here's your popcorn, sir. Your total comes to $39.99.

Oh, I almost forgot, we're running a special discount on extras. No charge for them.

Why would I want them?

You really made me think

Uh I don't get to bring candy

Good, that was too big a price.

>Uhh sir, you don't get to bring alcohol into the theater.

They were trying to intoxicate your prize

do i get to bring friends?

Popcorn, I'm butter.

I'm reporting this thread to moot. Moot is my uncle so he'll delete thread.

What the fuck happened to you guys?

The freshest most dank memes used to originate here on Sup Forums people used to traverse from every corner of Sup Forums just to sample them.

Now?... Now it's just baneposting

Twizzlers, I'm Crunch Bites

nah i'm too busy fugging the queen of Sup Forums

It's a big meme.

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Is there ANYTHING that cannot be made funnier by a daring synthesis with Baneposting?

Baneposters are heroes in Sup Forums

she looks like someone familiar there...

>Black could be anywhere

What did he mean by this?

Also where's the black cashier

your hands are a little dirty

The tickets for the seats lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here... And only one of you.

newfag located

That's a big bucket.

Is that moot?

>not changing the nametag

Come on, man.

no he's the newfag filter sent back from the future

Who are you and where is Jamal?

What the fuck happened to you guys?

The freshest most dank memes used to originate here on Sup Forums people used to traverse from every corner of Sup Forums just to sample them.

Now?... Now it's just baneposting

Thanks. I don't want to be late for my movie

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>I'm shooting up this theater... with no survivors!

I'm sorry sir.. You didn't hear?

top kek

>black hands