What's the straightest you've ever straight Sup Forums?

What's the straightest you've ever straight Sup Forums?

Replied to a t4m ad on CL. Cute femm boy was trying to smoke and suck some dick. Worked out great. He hit me up the next day but I have a gf and can't be out all the time.

I fingerbanged 2 girls but never got it up cuz I'm a fag :/

What a waste of an opportunity ;__;

I need these.

Jerked off to a picture of a woman. Probably the closest I've ever been to being straight.

Gosh I just don't know what to do when these hoes throw themselves all over me so I just get em in bed and massively disappoint them

I kissed a girl once, I guess I got that going for me

I did that position with a trap where you lay on your back with your ass pointing up and she sits on your dick as she inserts her cock up your ass. Basically you fuck each other at the same time. It was raw and I lasted about 2 minutes before I came inside her and a few seconds later she came inside me. We then proceeded to eat each other's asses dripping in cum.


I was 15
She was 29

Best experience ever.

I'm Bisexual and I've had sex with about 5 guys, and 1 girl, well, more like a damn landwhale. She didnt shower, and smelled like piss. her pussy tasted like sour cream and pennies. She was 450 pounds packed onto a 5'1 frame. imagine that for a second.

Viagra or mdma

i crushed so much pussy dey call me pussy destroer

I still nutted though. That kinda ruined straight sex for me.

I'm actually shocked I couldn't get it up for one of them because she was a solid 7-8/10 and I had wanted to fuck her before. I was just too inexperienced/anxious/drunk I guess but I still regret that missed opportunity

Yeah it happened to me as well from a very young age. Got myself a 10/10 and couldn't get it up in 3 different occasions. She even asked me if I didn't find her attractive or what.


I would always carry 2 black armanis in my wallet afterward but i would have to get the timing right because they took an hour to kick in. Once I turned 18 I replaced them with Viagra.

i fingered a girl when i was a kid

and ive jerked off to straight porn for the hot guys

Straightest I've ever been was like a cis white male.

can relate I either can't keep it hard or pre-mature it in 2 minutes

I'm pretty good looking albeit short, so girls approach me reguralry and I turn them down because too ashamed of being a loser in the sack

its a he.
and you got raped
by a gay pedophile

damn

6-8hrs

I call it the graveyard shift.

is there any sauce on that? Pretty fuckin hot

when i had heterosexual sex

Yeah he did LOL

i walked in a straight line once...

When I was 21 I did a fuck of girl and she is the coming ovver to many so it's good now.

from age 12-14 i fucked a bunch of girls, now pussy is gross females are ugly and guys are great.