This happened today

This happened today
>Be me, grade 12 (senior year for amerifags)
>Always looked up to my dad as a role model
>Get home from school, see some random fuckin car out the front of my house (illegally parked)
>think nothing of it, parents will deal with it
> fuck around looking at greentexts and shit for the next hour or so
>dad gets home around 4, comes in greets us normally
>asks my mum "How long has that car been out front?"
>"All day, its probably someone from the preschool or the construction site"
There are both a preschool and a construction site/roadworks in extreme proximity to my house
>Dad asks me to go take a photo of the plates
>"sure dad"
>take his phone and go outside
>Out of curiosity i look in the recently opened apps/background apps
>notice that his safari is open to what looks like a forum of some sort
>Take note of the recently opened app order and open safari
>Fucking fetlife.com
>dryheave.gif
>Look in other tabs, nothing else of note
to be cont.

Nigga are you hand typing this shit?

>>Be me, grade 12 (senior year for amerifags)

wut...

OP es joto mucho espanolo

The fuck is fetlife?

Think facebook for bdsm folks

He is trying to letting us know that maybe his father is gay, because fetlife sounds gay af

I signed up with an account on fetlife and browsed for some people in my area and found a ton of naked pics of this kid named Cody who was my AP biology partner in highschool. He was a foreign exchange student (he spoke a lot of languages, parents worked as ambassadors etc). I kind of figured he'd have that kinky European side. I should've reached out to him on the site but never did as it wasn't conclusive what he was looking for exactly.

Cont.
>Put the tab back to fetlife.com and exit out of safari
>put safari back to its original position in the queue
>I was never here, i didnt see nothing
>Take the photos of the license plate and start heading back inside
>On my way back, my sick curiosity made me look further back in the queue
>Notice he has tumblr open a ways back in the queue, and a bunch of other old person apps
>without opening the app, look at the blog hes looking at
>levente17
>looks like some sort of weird fashion blog
>Theres just a girl in a red dress that looks pretty good
>I've seen enough of tumblr to know that looks can be deceiving with blogs like that
>my heart sinks as i head back inside
>i remember a few years ago when i was a huge tumblrfag my phone ran out of charge when we were out and about
>my dad let me install tumblr on his phone and blog on it for that day
>I installed tumblr
>does that mean i enabled this?
>head back inside and give him the phone
>immediately grab phone and the dinner my mother made me
>retreat to computer, which my dad bought for me, and upgraded to a 1060 graphics card recently
>I open tumblr on my phone and search for levente17
>find a blog matching the url
>header says "ANAL_IS_LIFE"
>Dryheave.gif

yes, but fuck you it just happened

Should have taken some time to type it out before posting it.

Bump

So the fuck what

So what? He has to put up with your mother and your shit (buying you fucking video cards instead of football's and condoms) what a disappointment.
Grow the fuck up, I'm straight as can be but a chick who fingers your ass while she sucks you off is a keeper because things in your ass feel good.

...

You've made me lose faith in greentext threads for this waste of time. So you dad likes looking at pictures of girls assholes on Tumblr. No one cares. Maybe if you look hard enough on his personal computer or phone, you can find a few pictures of your mom's asshole.

So?

My dad looks at so much porn and even shares it with his friends

It would be weird if he DIDN'T look at porn, or if it were gay shit

Cont.
>start internally breaking down
>Switch to private browsing on phone
>google fetlife.com
>find out what it is
>gag internally
I am now forced to face the reality that my father may be cheating on my mother, my world view is crashing.
This is the man who has given me sound advice on countless occasions.
This is the man who wrote me a letter when i was at camp that read "Stay true to your brothers, i love your mother, and never cheat on or hit a woman".
And now that i think about it this isnt even the first time.
Occasionally i think i see porn on his phone screen from under his phonewallet/flipcase/whatever, and last year i saw him on a website called gagahi, and he was definately flirting with some random asian chick. When i asked him what gagahi was he said a translation service. When i confronted him on the messages he told me that it was his private business and i should keep to my self.
What do Sup Forums? what do?

Also this one took so long because they came home... They brought me food aswell... God i hate my life.

Have you ever considered that your parents might be on fetlife as a couple? Maybe they want to play with another couple, together? It's a lot more common than you think

Anyway, I'm on fetlife and other websites just to fap to pics. Married and would never cheat on my wife

Thanks dude, you may have just prevented my view of my father from completely shattering. But I'm still gonna go to university and move out when i can.

Tons of pics on there, lots of good shit to fap to if you're a fetishist. So yeah, your dad is probably kinky af. There you go.

PROTIP: parents are fucking human and have desires, too. Go back to your room and masturbate or something, you little shit.

NIGGA, most people go on fetlife to fap. Sure, you could meet people on it, but that's just about any other website.

This story is bad
Stay true to your brothers
OP's a fag
I love your mother

Underage b& kill yourself faggot

Not fucking funny b/ro gtfo w that shit! Go to adv/ normie fag!
Reeee

do what your dad says not what your dad does.

But who the fuck was car?
Are we just not going to address this instead of worrying about your daddy problems?

Also your mom might be a cuck who encourages it.