Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great

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gay

still here
and


well yeah pets are always nice to take care of

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>looks like me
Are you my hidden waifu?

Huh what about me?

I am. And yeah, some people never change, and yet some do. Private catholic schools dont mean shit as to how you turn out. If anything, you gain an appreciation for order when you have to do uniforms.

Flan clam

Why her?

What discord? The one Moka banned everyone from because they kept @everyone all their stupid shit like 'Im leaving for work lol bye'?

Alright, off to sleep for me, i hope. Good night waifu.

>moka being the one spamming @everyone

Ants are going to bug you if you sleep there

Goodnight.

We have disabled the @everyone feature in ours tho..

Can someone post the Sup Forums waifu rolling chart every other board seems to use?

also >maki

Are you spruce goose?

There's a Discord?

Can't wait to shit it up.

Sonata, I know you're there

I highly doubt that I'm your hidden waifu kek

I did have uniforms. My teachers even lied about stuff to make me their black sheep

>Thou shalt not lie

hue, in hindsight it was rather hypocritical

Best type moon claimed
There's a ton.

you guys should all kill yourselves
do the world a favor

Best waifu reporting.

holo? more like homo
kill yourself

I missed you so much..

They sound like a devilishly handsome man.
Oh. Well then.
It worked. In my case I love having things in my own order and I miss some of the freedoms.

Best you got faggot?

Cause she's so cute...

Too bad, my search for IRL bunhead continues.

Yes, I know.

>muh elite

Listen here you Lil shit.

oi.... you fucker.

we can meet in heaven once you killed yourself

I like my puns as I like my enemies
weak

What makes her cute?

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You and die aren't going to heaven

Well, thanks to them I got atheistic and now I'm agnostic

yeah, sorry man, I'm taken

oh hey, you looked for me yesterday, didn't you?

...

I don't remember

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A Tire!

See? Progress!
The nigger stole half a bike.

This is a new image. I like it.

your image must of been swapped . Here is the one you wanted to post.

What I said there was meant for you!


I pretty much live 12 hours opposite from you there. How different is life there than in the USA?

Get the literal fuck out.

I think it's time I unloaded my collection.

>cashcow
>best
She isn't even the best fate stay night.

Where's Chara?
Where's Chara?

I saw you writing but you left before I could answer

I would've really liked to leave that kind of progress out. It was a shit time

>racism

Where should a dog go when it’s lost its tail?

The retail store of course.

you know what
it's okay
you get to live
don't kill yourself

I don't remember writing that

Here is your (You)

Hey Chara.

That makes her cute

Taken?! How ever will my little internet heart ever mend....

Ah! Sorry! It's not much different really. People do the same thing, go to work, go out and enjoy themselves, etc. It's just a different culture! So they do it all differently I guess?

>Where's Chara?
>Where's Chara?
stop being so full of yourself and suicide already
you will finally get everyone's attention when you do!

Makes you appreciate not being there.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it.

You mean most loved & liked character.

i'm a good christian man so there's no doubt I will
and you will be fine too
just die and see for yourself

You won't even tell me what makes her cute you fucking faggot, I knew you liked boys

I don't wanna go to Heaven

Slow claim

How do you have a party in space?

You Planet!

by normalfags maybe, which I'm rather fine with Shiki avoding for the most part

Saber a shit. Not Tuka level but still a shit.

Well, not that important
I think it was because of pictures, but no matter

Sup FlanFlan

Remind me in 3 years again
Maybe I'll consider it

Really should be happy. I was a devout believer as a small kid. Prayed to god every night so I don't get nightmares

I had the same nightmare twice or three times in a week

I screencap all of my replies for future reference.
Your submission has been saved.
Syndra is my main specimen,

-stare-

I think the fuck not

How many of the stereotypes seem accurate in the time you've been there?

>My Hipster Show!

The fact that she's so dumb is cute, she just acts silly.

Also, what's wrong with boys?

Asians fucking suck at driving! I can't think of any others on the spot though.

Blood-chan

Are you the alice from the cooking threads?

How is your day going Chara-sama?

-_-

Hey. You learned from that mistake. I see that as progress.
I see you like emotionless, pointless characters.

Do they seem to be generally healthier than us? Are people on the trains perverts? Etc

Nothing, boys are perfect.

I didn't know you were the type to go for dummies

Sup

You just cant handle the wisdom of my waifu

-stares back-
You must be bored out of your mind

>Are you the alice from the cooking threads?
My fucking sides!

It's going great so far. Found the insurance number of my mom so I can get into therapy without anyone telling.

I wouldn't say it was a mistake now, just a bad time in general.
In the end it's not important if god exists or doesn't. We'll all die and are equal

I told you I wasn't yesterday

Shut your god damn filthy fucking mouth.

I love you and your jokes.

I'm always bored out of my mind...

I really don't remember asking where you were yesterday

KnK is far from obscure, it just doesn't have the cancerous zero fanbase.

You say that and post Rori. You're joking right?

more
I demand MORE!

they got all you can eat barbecue though

Thank you!

Hell has smokey barbecue with human bones on the grill

Makes it taste wonderful

Nobody appreciates bad jokes anymore.

What do you call a lumberjack wolf?

A timber wolf!

I closed the thread too so I can't screenshot it, but it wouldn't make a difference since you can't remember it

What were you doing yesterday?

>

but they put vegemite on every dish!

Just came by to say Fuck all y'all.

Especially you

Therapy is nice.

You just have a terrible personality. Similar to your waifu

Do you even mango?
I always appreciate a bad joke.
Fuck you too.

im here im here dont go

That's why I go for you.

They have trains for women only at certain times, also it's about the same.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

She has a great personality.

Yesterday... most likely watching football, how about you?
Ugh gross I don't want to get Crohn's disease from eating that shit

Disgusting.

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blood chan i love you dont disappear!

Fuck you!

Are you Sci?

Do you even VN?

How rude. You and I both know I'm never serious online.

Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it

I was at university and attended a philosophy class. Boring stuff too

Want me to ask you questions again? Or want to ask questions?

eyah thats me hiya