Come home from work and find this standing on your driveway... what do?

Come home from work and find this standing on your driveway... what do?

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Rape

Tell her to get the fuck off my property.

force feed her a bowl of eggs

Try to talk to her my god why people want to rape her right away? lol

Spill spaghetti everywhere
I literally wouldn't even know how to say actual words to her.

Eat

Stutter uncontrollably as i try to make faint attempts to hold a conversation. Start thinking about how ugly and fat i am and become very self conscious then quickly run into my house and close to door. an hour or two later after my anxiety calms down, ill beat off to the thought of how alpha i was that a cute girl came to visit me.

Show her the wrestling moves I've been practicing.

Wonder when I got a job

Send her back and request a refund. I ordered a redhead.

Wonder why I have a storage locker unit on my property, and who the fuck put it there.

You would eat her like a cannibal, or do you mean you would eat her pussy?

That's sick! Where do you think you are?

>like a cannibal, obviously

Lecture her on the dangers of rape and molestation as i gently but firmly pull her into the garage.

tell her she is too old and to go get her little sister

Lift up her skirt to make sure it isn't a trap. Regardless of results, invite her in to fuuuuuuuck.

Ignore her and enter my house

get inside and fap immediately then think to myself she must be a slut for dressing that way and super materialistic girl and play a round of dota

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no

Muh dick

Bring her inside and make sure she eats all of the eggs

Xoseraphina

Kek

>out of eggs again
Invite her to come with me to the store.

wow 10/10

Mine too. I wouldn't even mind sloppy seconds.

Invite her in for headpats and pancakes

Wonder when the fuck my apartment got a driveway.

lul

Make her eat all the eggs while I cum on floor tiles and activate my almonds.

B4by.jpg

It's all angles and filters my dude, she looks a bit weird honestly. Love the skinny legs doe

Wonder how /b became real and if saving her to my hard drive might be what I think it is.

Damn, show feet

Pretty much my perfect lay. Thanks wank-bank, I'll make a withdrawal later.

Find them yourself fam

is that a sex doll? if so, where can i buy one that looks like this?

I would literally become a normal person for a grill this delicate and beautiful. Id pick up the kids from their activities, go to gay ass dinner parties, clean the cat shit off the floor, run out to the store to get her her favourite food. All just so that every now and again i can bend her over, pull her white cotton panties to the side and sniff her pretty pink asshole. Thats evolution for you

that stupid nosering

lil sis

I'd derail this thread
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Underrated

She's Australian

OP HERE...

TWO hours later this shows up in your front door...
It's the older sister come looking for the cute goth girl in your driveway...
What do you say user?

Attempt to have a conversation with the girl.
It'll go like this:
>Approach woman
>Woman see's my horribly disfigured face and body, instantly forming their opinion of me
>Greet the person in a forgetful manner, hardly being able to maintain eye contant for two reasons. Too ashamed of self to look the other and the other is too disgusted to look back
>Get ignored or at best receive a disgruntled hello back
>Numbed by initial greetings, either go complete aspergers and ask something dumb like "how's the weathergirl, girl" or at best, leave. At this point spaghetti sauce is running down my leg in ALL SCENARIOS
>If everything has gone "perfectly" or as good as it ever could, conversation is still being had
>Now if ALL of the stars align and a thousand genies will it, the girl will be roughly equate amount of aspergers and autist as The One. Spaghetti without meatballs would dribble down her panties out of the skirt right about now.
>Now if flying spaghetti monster wills it, a spark would fly and amazing things happen
>She would slip and fall and me, having put all my charisma points into agility, would catch her gently
>She would stumble in her words too, leaving me to say something cheesy like "Careful there, darling" and kiss her gently on her forehead
>She would blush and stutter more, before returning a kiss on my lips
>I would pull her up and ask her name, giving my name in return
>She would look down and ask me out on a coffee (pic related) and I would agree
>She would get on my '88 toyota and with heavenly luck the machine would stay in one piece until nearest cafe
>We would both get the same latte or some shit and both of us would try and pay for the others cup, resulting in more romantic comedy which would bring us even closer
>At table, she would tell me of her miserable life, losing her parents and younger sister in a car crash and having moved to town on her own, looking for a place to stay
>Ask her to stay at my place for a couple of days...

Stupid meet at cunt. That's been said several times in this thread.

Sodomise her until she is completely gaping

She don't seem to like showing her feet, shame.

Underrated

Hit her with my car then stick gun in her face cuz no trespassing

>put all my charisma points into agility
It's dexterity not agility you dumbfuck, and you can't just add your charisma modifier to your dexterity modifier either.

Get /out/

>She comes over to my place. With a little purse and a backpack with a change of clothes and some cosplay items
>At this point we're the best of friends. She has told me of her hobbies which include a bunch of weeaboo shit and exposing her in public
>I find some booze and we start drinking
>At some point, she gets the wild idea to undress and she insists on showing me the cosplay she made herself
>She dresses up as princess leia. Standing up, making poses for me I can see water running down her legs
>She gets on the floor in front of me and approaches, crawling
>She sees my raging hardon and unzips my pants
>My small cock, below average length, pencil width throbs hard as she licks it like a lollipop
>She doesn't comment on it but instead turns around and pulls the skirt bit on the side, revealing a shaved puffy innie pussy, dripping in juices
>She says "user-san, you're my only hope. Please put your cock in me"
>I approach and put my miniature wiener on her pussy lips, moving it up and down, drenching in it pussy juice
>She grips my shaft and guides it in
>Her pussy feels incredibly tight, even for my pecker
>She moans in pain?
>I see blood on my cock. Ask her aspergerly if she's menstruating
>She blushes and says no, but that it's her first time
>Suddenly, hardon doubles in size as if magic happens. As the hardon rips the phimosis foreskin around itself, she starts convulsing immediately.
>Minutes of continuous squirting orgasms and a creampie later, we both collapse on top of each other and fall asleep
>I wake up only to realize I'm not that ugly, I don't have a small cock and that all my problems are really mental.
>Still, having felt the absolute happiness with an imaginary soulmate, I wallow myself back to sleep.
>As much as I try, it wont happen and I'll drown my sorrows in booze, once again. Fuck you Sup Forums I love you

Read the story about this chick, she used to hang out with a peso for weed.

>"How the fuck did you manage to walk through at least 60 miles of frozen wilderness in that?"

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Tl;dr

That's a weird fucking chin.

Same

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my man

Punch with my nuts.

ask what the fuck she wants from me

What are you doing here user? go back to /h/ sylvie needs you there

If shes legal, Fuck the shit out of her

>cute

Vola

TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT

this guy knows how to emergency response!

the rare instance I don't hate myself for being on Sup Forums

Wow faggot grow a pair of balls and lower your standards if you're ugly as fuck. Maybe then you'll build up the courage to get a girl. Another tip, quit pretending your life is a romcom and fantasize about creating a better life for yourself and you can finally leave the gutter that you currently reside

notify the mods

All I could find :/

She looks like she would have a huge puffy vagina. Not good

honk

Apostrophe she's kinky..

Wtaf

I ripped the heads off my dolls when I was little.
What changes today?

Rape youself faggot.

jesus tapdancing christ! she is incredible! if i was ever gonna rape a woman, she would be it

>the "Innsmouth look", "queer narrow heads with flat noses and bulgy, stary eyes".
Sorry to disappoint you fellows, but this girl is a fish

who said i wouldn't fuck a fish?

anybody have that video of the live trout wiggling around in that girls pussy?

she looks hungry

What are you a gay fish?

bump for troutfuck vid

bump

trip trips, excellent bump

where's her chin

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more, this person is more interesting than thread

Take a look at her collar (notice the leash ring) and see if there is an owner tag on it. If not, ask why she is there. If she is a present from a friend of mine, I check it out to make sure she not a Mata Hare indented to get information or kill me in my sleep. If all is good, bring her in. Strip her down to just the collar.

If she is a good sub, she will not fight it and have my way with her for the evening. Find out if I need her returned by end of evening or I get her for the night. Then dress her back and send her off. Thank my friend of a nice piece of ass.

Trips trips demands it

more trip trips

/thread

hmmmmmmm

I know, right?! At least get to know a girl before you rape her. Tactless cretins.

Ask her if she's lost.

Turn 360*, walk away, eggs benedict, tuck my dick, reverse brontosaurus.