I'm drunk as fuck and have to meet my probation officer in 4 hours
dubs decide what I say to her. She's a cute 9/10 Jewess.
I'm drunk as fuck and have to meet my probation officer in 4 hours
Lucas Myers
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Benjamin Wilson
How about I take you home and show you my oven?
Jeremiah Torres
bring pork
Hudson Edwards
Let out a nice big fat then apologise for the gassing
Jackson Nguyen
Show up naked
Mason Evans
>fat
fart
Lucas Russell
winrar but you done goofed it brah, next
I will provide pictures if I can
Josiah Jenkins
Tell her you love her.
Then opologize and say "im just...really drunk and horny and lonely right now"
Zachary Cox
Say something that I cant take a picture of like
James Myers
I can****
Anthony Nguyen
So you want to say something you can take a picture of?
Jacob Nelson
Ok nigger I'm drunk, make me do something I can provide proof of.
Lincoln Kelly
I thought this was a dubs for what you would say thread
Wear some really tight pants and go without any underwear.
Do a bunch of jogging so you work up a sweat
Matthew Campbell
Screech autistically like this kid
Matthew Gonzalez
OP here. I should also mention I'm not allowed to drink alcohol or do drugs, so this should be fun. She's more than likely going to drug test me and I'm 98% sure I'm going back to jail so I don't give a fuck.
Samuel Roberts
Tell her you're drinking and record it
Aaron Brown
Given this is the case the straightest answer would be to just whip out a doobie and Spark that shit, puff puff then pass nigga
Jose Russell
Rape her
Anthony Smith
Find a picture of a breastfeeding child then photoshop your face on the baby and her face on the mother. Print it out and ask her if she likes it
Grayson Evans
lmfao get dubs and I will do this
Alexander Miller
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John Jones
Roll for this
Nolan Brown
Reroll
Ian Flores
Dont go, go on massive bender instead.
Nolan Johnson
I've been drunk for over a month straight fams. Jail isn't that bad, it's NEET paradise to be quite honest.
Ethan Sanders
Jk rolling
Matthew Gomez
WINRAR
Do it OP
Jayden Ortiz
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Ryan Murphy
Ok i'll post a pic of me and her and some kind user with photoshop skills will do it yeah?
Joshua Gray
me
Mason Gray
her
Mason Roberts
CALLING ALL SHOOOOOP ANONS
Kevin Davis
Someone deliver lol
Eli Russell
wtf you're handsome. and she's a cutie. Dubs you ask her out
Joshua Evans
She'll steal the poor dude's shekels
Brandon Thomas
Focus boys, I'm here to troll.
So who's going to shoop my and her face to a breast feeding child??
Kevin Wood
Bump.
Common you low energy fags
Gavin Baker
Tell the filthy like she better suck you off or she'll be sent back to Auschwitz.
Aiden Wright
Stream the meeting and show her your dick.
Joseph Cruz
Sup Forums has failed to deliver once more.
I'll go drunk as fucking shit and troll her to the best of my abilities while you faggots stay here and fap to traps or whatever else you do nowadays
What a shame user has become.
James White
Fucking rape her you dumb fuck.
Oliver Gray
Hey I got some coke for when you come over for that meeting. Can you pickup some lube on the way over.
Charles Powell
Ask her to scratch behind your ears and call you a good boy. Dogs always like hearing that
Isaac Sanchez
If they piss test you, cum in the cup and hand it to her while locking eyes with a rape stare for as long as possible.
Levi Jackson
Just ask her on a date , when she says your going to jail ask for a rain check my nigga. Then ask her if shes Jewish , when she says yes tell her it's a deal breaker for the date
Zachary Evans
Pretty close to trips.