I had surgery to straighten my dick, AMA

I had surgery to straighten my dick, AMA

how do you feel about the fact that it still looks ratchet

it is beatiful shut up

user how does this happen?

ok op!!!

To the left, to the left, always to the left....

unlucky enough to be born with this, noticed it during my first errections

this isnt reddit

now it is

Did the ladies like it bent? Complaints? Issues?

are you the same guy who posted pre op pics couple of months ago?

So whats your excuse for not getting pussy now, user?

likely, yes

I got 2 whatsapp numbers on tinder yesterday I'm on it user

why did you have a surgery ?

self confidence and a dick bend over 50 degrees

Well fuck me sideways.

with a straight dick, how do you expect to fuck those asians with sideways vaginas now?

>thinks he is funny

You could've fucked sideways and hit the G-spot before. I don't blame you for wanting a straight wang but damn, the orgasms you could have given. Please tell me you used your bent dong powers for good at least once.

Underrated post!

Also: /thread

Congratulations. At least part of you is now straight, bro.

If this is genuine, then I remember you from about half a year ago asking how to straighten dick.
Same picture on the left.

wut fuk happened to u dick
what age you now

U-turn dick

he is funny
he is also:

it is genuine, I had the surgery in early november and it is now fully healed, the pic on the right is a bit older, it is no longer swollen.

shuda taken selfi wit te dactor

Do gorilla woman always tend to look insane?

Do you remember the thread you made?
Miht nit have been half a year ago but I think you would have remembered posting the thread,
I am 100% certain that's the pic

did you use your sidebar on women?
what age you now?

holy fuck my sides

Moshi moshi about tree desu fiddy

It looks like a piece of driftwood mate

holy fuck quads check'd

It looks smaller but at least you can have sex now

Tell more OP,
what was it like to come with that thing
for how many years did you use it b4 fixing it?
haet thta they made it shorter?

Ther is an exercise that you can do for a bigger dick

How did women react to you putting it in pre-op?

Instant orgasm or uncomfortable?

They made it go the other way. :D

fuck that ifl had that i'd always want to go right with my dick but it would always be left. lt would drive me insane

...

yup went from about 7.5 inches to 6.8 but I'm fine with that.
It felt normal, not painful.
I had this curve since birth, surgery at 21.

to much anxiety, part of the reason for surgery were intimacy issues.

What is this? Wayne static cosplay?

do you find you can no longer walk in a straight line and always veer right?

Is this what made you gay?

quite obv he's virgin
ignoring all qs about sex

u r right

Did women ever looked shocked when they saw it?

If they can straighten it that way could they also straighten mine?

Mine points straight up when erect (towards my belly button) and I would like it to point straight out (away from my body)

Is that possible with surgery?

What if he just missed a huge opportunity?

OP, what have you done?

You could've been the One Thrust Man, making any woman orgasm with a single thrust of your cock.

Now you'll never know!

Not op but I hear its usually because of a plaque that builds up on one side of the dick causing it to be less flexible. So when you get erections the flexible side of the penis stretches and expands like it should while the side with the plaque is inflexible and does not engorge properly. Hence you end up with a bend

im glad i have no idea who this retard is
also, kys

Nes bit

OP here, honestly just go talk to a urologist about this, but it liekly would be fixable, yes. I don't regret my surgery at all, best thing I did last year
yup that's the procedure they used.

he is indeed one of the few who really can fuck your sides

How difficult was it having to piss with morning wood?

>I recognize that penis

Someone cue the gay blowjob and the bear

You always piss sideways, which isn't a problem siting down but public toilets sucked.