Sort yourself out edition
/brit/
alcohol is bad
mara
LCD Soundsystem, lads.
have spent at least £200 on adultwork credits recently
www.strawpoll.me/12483154
www.strawpoll.me/12483154
www.strawpoll.me/12483154
important poll lads
Moral edition
suze
saw them live in about 2009
don't even like them desu
wish he'd died instead of his brother
A thread for posting
Meaningless observations
Why do i return
new york i love you, but you're bringing me down
how to stop being sensitive lads
Need a cuteboy commie bf to cuddle up with x
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lads why do hookers talk to me and ask me questions
i know i'm fucking shy and no i don't have a girlfriend, that's why I'm paying you to spend time with me
When did Jordan Peterson become a meme?
Who are more deluded:
commies or fascists
A yank gf is the ultimate dream
youtube.com
Fuck sake, I couldn't see them on the farewell tour and they're my favourite band.
exposure therapy
just like with wanking
his brother was a big pseud
going to make chili dogs for dinner tonight in honour of our brothers across the pond.
Fascists desu
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*blocks your path*
commies
excellent post
abysmal post
*glides in like batman*
*lands behind you*
Hey Punk, heard you were lookin' for a knuckle sandwich
*Punches you with a carbon fibre reinforced glove as you turn around, breaking your jaw and zygomatic bone*
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computer lad, it was by accident originally, i was training as an auditor and hurt my hand so i couldnt type so tried rolling out computers for a temp agency instead. got a job with the place i was doing it at as a junior techie and went from there. got into contracting after a girl i trained up to do phone support got an IT manager job at another place and she asked me to contract there for her.
going to post the same thing in the new thread just in case people want to see how amazing my post it
interesting
you mean i need to be heavily roasted?
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>new QT at work has probably left already
>never saw her in tights
>can't find her on ANY social media
>Post yfw you found out that CIA is behind the attempts at forcing shite /leftypol/ memes on /brit/
yes exactly. well done mate.
bit pathetic
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*rams my renault twizy into it*
why did she leave la, did you do something untoward?
Fascism
Literally every fascist country ended in smouldering ruins
Meanwhile communism led to the USSR becoming a superpower in 30 years
i had a little love, now I am back for moaaarr
They target virgins
The thirsty are quite eager
For fear of wizardry
come post your pretty accents :33
Commies are utterly naive. Fascists are just hateful and authoritarian
It's normal procedure to facebook stalk new females at work
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Haha ....yeah....
>implying the CIA isn't behind the autistic pinochetposting
i'm not gay my boyfriend is
fuck off you cunt :33
Who wants one? :3
Lords are doing God's job lads
is it sad that the thing i now look forward to most in my life is going to work because i get to see the pretty girl in the office
Masturbatus sum
Excrementum facio
Tabernae iens
Commies
nah more like a constant stream of mild insults and humiliations over a long period of time
Gyaldem ting, gyaldem ting
Box of the Rosé, champs and ting
Badman ting
Which man are on a badman ting?
Must have been chest day, abs and ting
Leng it down, leng it down
Come to the dance and, leng it down
White-boy wasted, Gazza’d out
Two gun-fingers
Garage Skank
Who put the skip in the skippy flow?
Who keeps the kids on their tippy toes?
Who put the Skinners in videos?
Who put the hits on the hitlist?
Who put the crisp in the biscuit?
Man like Fronty and Mission though
I'm a Robinson and don't live in Bow
If you don't man that's a living GOAT
I rep East London with the realest quotes
Ride out ting
Young box on a ride out ting
Fuck that, seven seater to Heathrow
Fly out ting
tfw no bf
>(3.64 MB, 4032x3024)
Shall not be validating my suspicions of what those chocolates are
>communism led to the USSR becoming a superpower in 30 years
Yeah mate... *walks away*
just joking :p
then ended in smouldering ruins
also loads of fascist countries existed for years after WWII and were fine
the issue is lack of orderly leadership succession.
countries like China and Vietnam are basically fascist now in all but name, more like what Hitlers Germany would have looked out if he never purged the left wing of the Nazi party.
same people often lad, religious types with no belief in religion so politics takes its place. Just like religious nutters they move to the extremes and try to convince everybody else of how wrong they are about everything. in the old days we used to send em to the US to get rid of them like the anabaptists, nowadays we have to put up with them.
He is also autistic and very lonely, belongs on here tbqh
>Wash spoons before use
Whats the fucking point of providing one if I have to wash it first?
imagine being so intelligent that you could manipulate a whole society to your will
recently switched from beer to spirits and I feel this is the point of no return
robert webb is a national treasure
Gyaldem ting, gyaldem ting
Box of the Rosé, champs and ting
Badman ting
Which man are on a badman ting?
Must have been chest day, abs and ting
Leng it down, leng it down
Come to your shubs and, leng it down
White-boy wasted, Gazza’d out
Two gun-fingers
Garage Skank
Pop quiz, who put the Eski in Eskimo?
Shell down dance like Tempa bro
And still puttin petrol at Texaco
Who put metaphors in this grime shit?
Man like Sharky and I did
Old skool like Run D and them man there
Furthermore Andrew and them man there
Crawford, man are family with them man there
Likkle mad ting with Ramsey and them man there
Ai it's cool now, old news
Evening Standard and them man there
Think I finna fly Bambi and them man there?
Now I floss like Lambi and them man there!
If you ain't at Angie's with them mandem
Social man are anti with them mandem
Spyder man are champs with them mande-de'
Some man are pretend, man
Us man here don't party with them man
One Grey Goose and pack up with ten man
I don't really roll out but if I do we go all-out
Drink all night so we can ball out
Fall in line, nah, we will fall out
Tell a girl "Why front?"
Like my underpant
Man are bedroom bully, Shabba Ranks
fascists
the dream
might go mental tbH cant cope very well with that kind of stuff
>then ended in smouldering ruins
as a result of capitalist restoration yeah
>also loads of fascist countries existed for years after WWII and were fine
portugal was never fascist and spain abandoned it in favour of technocratic liberalism by the mid-50s (opus dei)
just need someone to kick tessa and nige down a big flight of stairs now.
Fascism would have led Germany to become a superpower if they didn't gain so many enemies during ww2. Though like the Soviet Union, they would inevitably collapse within 100 years. Communism and fascism are both jokes.
GOOD post
Gyaldem ting, gyaldem ting
Box of the Rosé, champs and ting
Badman ting
Which man are on a badman ting?
Must have been chest day, abs and ting
Leng it down, leng it down
Come to your shubs and, leng it down
White-boy wasted, Gazza’d out
Two gun-fingers
Ooh, ooh
There's a whole leap of gyaldem running man down true stories
You can't leng down a stage show like me
There's a whole leap of gyaldem running man down, ay
Hold tight the gyaldem though, hold tight the ends too
And again and again
In too deep
Blood I'm in too deep
Part of the furniture in this scene
And the three piece suit's still a three piece suite
Yeah I spin a man, I Billy Jean these beats
A man wanna chat about TP3, that's a next ting
Over the fence ting
Be a chopper, crossbar, BMX ting
St. Olave's on a don't drive decks ting, set ting, butchie might pass on the next ting
I kept money in a box that my creps come in
Before my first Wiley cheque come in
So what, them man are flexing?
Them man are keyboard flexing?
Well, your girl's poom-poom stinks like the A13 Beckton exit
Wanna get immature? We can petty
We don't do Twitter wars, you can get slept quick
Wanna get old school, we can get sket shit
But new banger's on deck shit
I'm so ghetto, my bredrin was the tip of my electric
Now I got the fucking car from Scalextric
Party on, we don't rave with no dead tings
Dark and red skin, get me, it's a
Gyaldem ting, gyaldem ting (Mad!)
Box of the Rosé, champs and ting
Badman ting
Which-which man are on a badman ting?
Must have been chest day, Smithy
Abs and ting
Leng it down, leng it down
I will come to your shubs and, leng it down
White-boy wasted, Gazza’d out
Two gun-fingers
Garage Skank
And I will come to your Bar Mitzvah and, leng it down
I will come to your holy communion and, leng it down
I will come to your hen do and
the USSR never once even came close to matching the USA
they were a gigantic nuclear armed bluff and the US just needed to play along to show their power. when it came down to it they utterly demolished them without firing a shot.
genius, these your bars?
I don't have to imagine, I'm the puppet master
Shall be contributing to the English colonisation of Edinburgh soon
don't have to imagine it mate
/brit/ is my playground
does such a place even exist?
*farts on your microphone*
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Who Belfast here?
The weather is suicidal. Someone end it already.
the dream
The point of no return is drinking liqueur or after shave. You're good.
Why do Canadians post here? There are consistently the worst posters. Fucking leafs.
you're thinking Fascism is an economic policy again
Francoism was nothing else but fascist with autarky or without it.
>There are literal communists ITT.
GTFO, you utter retards.
>St. Olave's
What did you mean by this mate?
the goal is world communism