Finally get around to watching TFA

>finally get around to watching TFA
>luke leaves and doesn't want to be found
>specifically leaves a map with coordinates to his EXACT location in r2-d2
>r2-d2 is in a fucking coma???????

What the fuck is this shit show?

It will all be explained later :^)

It's not Star Wars thats for sure. It's rushed, shallow garbage.

This is a story for another day.

NO IT WON'T

The red arm is a direct reference to MGSV. How are you enjoying vidya in your movies, faggots? :^)

are you guys watching celebration?

My favourite part was:

>Han is a grizzled veteran, who saw the criminal underworld in and out
>He picks up two little snot nosed punks who have no idea what they're into, and are hunted by the First Order
>Takes them to a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and doesn't leave them on the freaking ship, but rather brings them along so they can be looked at by a hundred underworld criminals out of whom any number could be a First Order informant.

Usually Star Wars knew how to make characters make mistakes, by giving them no alternatives.
This is just making them blatantly march right into every single plot progression.

TFA is only better than AOTC, which is not saying much. Thanks Jew Jew Abrams for destroying SW, at least George had some good ideas, this whole movie except a few scenes like the opening one in the village is fucking garbage.

Why does R2 suddenly wake up?
>Movie is called the force awakens
>As soon as Rey discovers her powers, r2 wakes up
>R2 is literally the force

>Shows up in the middle of a dire situation
>All other droids get shot to pieces
>Magically avoids getting hit and then fixes everything

>Aid to the "greatest pilot in the galaxy"
>Can fly
>Can beat droids specifically designed for combat

>Gets shot once by a freaking starship blaster
>Few hours later, not a scratch on it, barely needed any fixing
>Goes on to casually hack pretty much any computer it comes in contact with

Is R2 the true God of Star Wars?
Was R2 who the prophecy spoke of?

They was good bad guys, he trusted all those cheeky breekis

>Grizzled War veteran who saw the worst of the galaxy's last war in and out, knows the entire city is looking for two droids
>Brings droids into hive of scum and villainy ,lets them wait in the car outside where they're being searched for
>supposed to be in hiding
>uses Lightsaber on guy hassling someone in a bar in broad view of everyone.

>Happen to be same bar where they can find just the right pilots

Wow, it's almost as if it's a movie or something

Quads confirm that R2 is the chosen one

Yeah, great movie, Han goes alone while ignoring the new two stars of the movie that you're setting up to pass the torch to for the entire sequence. Surely, that's great film making, just like making Ewan Macgregor stay on the ship, what great movie ideas.

1) No one in the Empire knew what the droids looked like, on account of all they having to go by being a random lost part one of them left behind at the escape po. And Obi-Wan already convinced a patrol that those droids weren't the same.
2) The entire reason they went there, was because they had no other place to look, and it was literally filled with smugglers, pilots, etcetera. If it wouldn't have been Han, it would have been someone else.
You think when a company holds interviews for 50 people for a position, and then hires one of them for it, it's a massive fucking coincidence too that he just so happened to be at the interview?

>Shitty writing propels the plot and showcases characters
>This proves no other kind of writing could have possibly done the same in a better way

>B-B 8 it is highly unlikey that R2 D2, master lukes personal driod for over 20 years, and most likey the last one of us to see luke, would have any knowledge of his whereabouts in his memory banks. He also went into low power mode shorty after luke left, but we never tried to re boot him in search of answers

Fuck J J, the writing was so godam bad

Didn't Lucas say that he always saw R2 as the real hero of the story? Without him the others would never have made it

Wasn't it more like Luke looking for old jedi temples and Leia said that most likely he was at the first one, and that the map showed the way to that?

Question to the nerds:
Did C3PO always have a silver leg?

I think he went from pure gold to silver leg between New Hope and Revenge of the Sith, but I'm not sure.
Could be he got the new leg after being blown to pieces in Empire Strikes Back.

I don't stare at feet that much. I don't swing that way.

Amidala maked him all gold in the prequels

Then in OT he always had the silver leg.

No real explanation

His leg is silver in a new hope, it's just hard to see. Especially when he's in the sun

Mandela effect confirmed, thanks guys.

How can the Force take into accounts beings like droid? How does it make 3PO, R2 and other droids save the day?

The opening scene had an awful villain introduction, amateur level audio that sounded like they recorded in a tunnel, and cheesy dialogue.

The ONLY good scene was Rey's introduction. It becomes a complete mess worse than anything in the prequels as soon as that scene ends and switches to Finn/Poe escape

AOTC is actually a decent film.