Penis enlargement thread?

Penis enlargement thread?

don't do this shit. It will probably destroy your penis

your penis must be very small if you want to do this shit

Buy me one, ill do it and report back.

Yeah let me get that goliath apparently I still need to be bigger

i wish i was that cucumber

Apparently this one doesn't but the gains are also temporary
I could have a foot long dick and I'd still want a bigger dick, why wouldn't you? Do you also think someone can have too much money in their account?

You mean snake oil thread?

The only way to make your dick bigger is through surgery. And that has some risks.

nice dildos

do you think your 5.6 boyfriend would want a 8 inch cock up his ass?

Probably, fags are notoriously degenerates. They buy one dildo and then another and before long they're fucking dragon dildos.

Should I buy one of these?

My dick wouldn't even fit in that goliath thing.
and no, not a nigger and I won't fuck your wife/GF

how did you come to acquire such intimate knowledge, about the masturbatory habits of male homosexuals?

.. on second thought, don't tell me. I think I know.

>and I won't fuck your wife/GF
so, you're gay.

good for you.

How long have you been on Sup Forums dude? It's filled with fags.

>lose weight
>do kegels before you jerk off
>practice peaking exercises during masturbation
>practice stopping piss midstream
>kegels after you're done pissing
>shave pubis

It may not make it "bigger" per say but most men aren't at their full penis potential. Training your dick will lead to harder fuller erections, increased stamina and better orgasms.

>increased stamina
Fuck that, I'd never cum then. Not sure what happened but for the last few years now I can be hard as a rock and turned on as all fuck, but can take me up to 50 minutes to blow my load. Before that it was like 10-15 tops.

Can confirm. Dick is destroyed

>How long have you been on Sup Forums dude?
pic related
>It's filled with fags
I know, I sure do know.

How the fuck would it destroy your dick?

>tfw trying to shrink dick

wish i could give you anons my extra length

Your dick has sponge like tissue that absorbs blood to grow hard. If you damage that tissue it can be replaced by scarring tissue, which will either weaken erections, make them bend easily, or make them smaller...

Posting the pic everywhere isn't how you make it a meme.
Filtered just for the half-assed attempt. Goodbye forever.

It's literally impossible to permanently increase your penis size without painful and expensive surgery. It's not gonna happen. Sorry you're a small dicked faggot, but you need to accept it and move on.

bought it
hate it
pinches the fuck out of my ballsack and cant keep suction if u have any kind of pubic hair
absolutely embarassed i spent money on it

Tissue damage, remember the basics of life:
Too much/many is as bad as too little/few

Does jelqing actually work? And if not why do so many people promote it?

Cunt didn't pay attention to biology class

Thx for review, user.
No pumps for me, then.

And all I wanted was a pelvis-shattering salami that would internally haemorrhage any woman I sleepy with... [Sigh]

Vlad is that you?