Hail, citizen

Hail, citizen.
We've received multiple reports of illegal dubs and trips activities in the area.
You don't happen to know anything about it, do you?

Not at all sir. All I have with me are 46 cheese wheels

i dont know nothin about no dubs copper

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

No sir. Nothing about it. I'll keep a look out for any.

*Quickly sneaks away hiding dubs*

seize him!!

By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!

CRIMINAL SCUM

but i am your thane!

Guards, here! I can see a criminal!

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

NOW AIN'T THIS A SURPRISE! CAN'T WAIT TO COUNT ALL YOUR GOLD!

this kind of cheesy shit is my will to live

Fuck you all, you can't stop me

Thank goodness I got away from those guards... Lord knows what would have happened to me...

Dubs and OP is a faggot

Shouting

> we are routed, fall back!

Are you looking for these?

well who wants to fuck a good boy pussy now?

>He psst over here!
>Wanna buy some skooma?

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Who else excited for TES5 on Switch?

All these criminals, This use to be a nice city before the imperials came.

too bad, you can't stop my trips

IMPERIAL SPY!

GET HIM!

who is this dubs you talk about?

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Oh u talk to me coz I be redguard, mayne u raysis mayne fuk u muhfuggen muh divk ima pull the strap muhfugga gadamn muhfugga!

Get me if you can!

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>I just gotta get out of this city...
*attempts to sneak away*

Man... I can't catch a break.

HALT STORMCLOAK SCUM!

I dinn do nuffin

Nothing here sir, carry on.

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I used to get dubs, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Check em faggot

Sheathe those claws Khajiit

Just trying to get some mead with my brothers and what happens... An argonian walked in...

I know nothing.

>Wanna buy some skooma?

I don't know what you're talking about officer.

How many grams of skooma can I get for 1000 gold?

whiterun belongs to the stormcloaks

>criminal scum

TWO CASES OF ILLEGAL DUBS
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

you should have never come here

dubba dub

None here

No Dubs here

>I'll give you 6 bottles.
> Be warned... This is very potent. Its not your average skooma.

Teleports behind you* No, khajit merely rolls.

To quote the great Hitler, "So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer. The Russians are coming, let's get out of here."

Dubs are for faggots anyway

Just on my way to Riverwood, no need to stop me

By the lord of Talos... I need to be more careful. I'm going to get caught at this rate if I'm not more careful...

i'm just minding my own business here

I got no dubs here. See.

Dubs and I die within the next week

I got my dubs, come get 'em

Bye Bye now.

You've got a real bounce to your chest.

YOU'LL DIE NOW CRIMINAL SCUM!
>Wanna buy some skooma?

You won't get the dubs of me!

SHIT!
I'VE BEEN CAUGHT!

a what

Whoops, wrong numbers

Stay out of trouble orc.

Serena.
Need somethinf
Need songthidn
Need djdhdjd
Need jdhdjdbd
Need need somehfidbdhjdjdhdjdhdvdhxhdbdhh
Need something?
Nooooooooooooo!

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You're under arrest nord! Resist and I will destroy you!

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I CAN EXPLAIN I SWEAR!

Duuuuuuuuubs

No lollygaggin

FOS RO DA!!

I like totally can't wait to see the courtyard again??..

Well met, traveler!

PLEASE! TAKE THIS AND LEAVE ME BE!
I'LL GIVE MY DAYS UP OF HAVING DUBS! I SWEAR!

By the gods what manner of power is that

The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful is what it is.

Hello sir, I do believe everything is in order

Would you care for some fine herbs?

oops dropped something

I need to ask you to stop, that... Shouting... Its making people nervous.

Oh that, that's someone else's. Not at all mine

Nope, sorry nothing.

Dubs? I know not of what you speak.

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THEY'RE ALL MINE

You're mistaking me for someone else

Clean

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What is life's greatest illusion?
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Strange question..
Being happily married?
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You are not worthy
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You know I'm the drago..
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You are not worthy
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Okay cya later scary door.