Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ！！

>ITT

Claim :o

:o -_-

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>debt collecting agency
Oh, that sounds like a fun job for you then.
Try not to get shot though

still here

Charred by enemies' flamethrowers ^.^

But it's the first time i saw it! It was special...dummy u.u

Im probably the oldest user in thread, and I said that with full confidence. Better to have tried and failed than to keep trying. Trust me, its not self-confidence thats the issue.
Good is an understatement. A shame its an Aussie exclusive.

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Well it's over the phone so I'd be pretty safe.

Where's Holstaurus?
Did he realize that these threads are garbage without Hand or Emi?

nice eyepatch

best back the fuck off.

What did one wolf say to the other?

Howl do you do.

Claim

They'll probably torture me for a few years before killing me
It doesn't matter
I want to fight you
I will win
I don't get it either
You do have that sexual vibe going on....hm..
26 is not old
We had 10-15 posters in /animus/ over the age of 40

You back off. I claimed my waifu before you.

Yay yoyo chan
Hello still there

Hi

Alright then. Just heard pretty fucked up shit from americans

Oh my, thank you.
You also said I give of a female vibe?

You're a thread late you fool.

Whydo wolf parties always start at midnight?

so they can have a howling good time!

Yes you do

don't trust him

Wait why do you want to fight me?
>also you wouldn't win
Same here but its because they dont know how to be professional
*Licks your cheek
How's it going

This is where you are fooling yourself.
YOU are 13 posts late.
Now leave my waifu alone. With me.

Reminder that claims reset with each thread

Ehehe, I'll take it as a compliment.
I'm curios now what you think about me. Tell me, tell me

Fair enough but I think a drunkard doesn't care about professionals
>got two pussies on my lap
I love this~

Because you care too much about gender on the internet

I will rip out your beating heart and shove it down your throat

erp with me kona-chan

As if you could handle her. You lowly pleb

Why did the boy cry wolf?
To get a Howling experience.

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no one cares about what waifu they claim, people are just chatting :o

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false scarf -_-

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Piano superior to punny.
youtu.be/72xn8O1vJb0
I consider myself old for many reasons. Physical, mental. Mostly stresses. Not as bad as traumatic pasts, but a hell of a lot has happened in the last 10 years of my life.

*notices your bulge*

Stop your bullshit and stop harassing my waifu. K thanks.

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Just playful banter as my waifu would want it,

What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
A timber wolf!

Implying these faggots give a shit about claims.
Or their 'waifus'.

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You have an underlying sadistic nature that you haven't embraced yet. Your curiosity means you get bored easily... And you love people for their resources and not for who they are

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But this is false. I could give a fuck less tbh. Was just using it as a conversational point.
>edgy
But how you handle said drunkard will determine what happens next

You dishonor my waifu with your rude remarks.

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:o

Good

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-pats your head- you should let others be the judge of that, I say you're right where you need to be
You really think you can beat me in a fight?

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Stop posting scarfs you retard and post shota boys

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hi

no

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Today I started working out my noodle arms for my waifu.

Faggot

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I'm not denying my sadistic nature, but that sounds edgy and I'm not acting on it.

Yeah, I do get bored very easily, that's why I want to know more and more about people.
I love it when they tell me their life story and how they got to be. And I love it if they come to me and ask me for direction and help. So I'll help them!

No... I actually don't think I love people for their ressources.

You are a sadist who doesn't want to be completely sadistic. Despite everything you say you're a product of your environment and you don't actually enjoy all that stuff.
I guess you want to be normal, but you gave up on that a long time ago, so you embrace the only thing you got.

Fair enough! How do you handle them?

thanks

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I care dearly about my waifu. She has been my source of comfort and inspiration for the past 5 years. I don't mind all the other avatar claiming anons in this thread. Just leave e alone with my waifu.

What ever you say, it's not your waifu.

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Bleh, stayed up way too late last night. So tired.

do you wish that was you?

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Good morning, everyone~

truly a race to the bottom

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Sup dood

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I know I could so I would.
You're slow today
Feels like its been a year
If they're rational just talk to them like a normal person if irrational then simeply say "ill call ypu at a better time have a nice day" and hang up the phone

why scarf spam

カラミチーマス

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5 years...May 30, 2008 S&W Release date. Talk about half hearted devotion.

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Good afternoon

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Do diamond push up for maximum over-muscle
Are you unhappy?

You should avatar as Kanra then

My family is rich, I have a good home and loving parents, I just go outside to fuck around, I was born this way

I hate you so much right now

I want to bully her so much

I'm stealing your Chara

Who are you?

-steals you-

You can't beat me, I will smash every bone in your body and turn it to dust

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Can you not? -_-

why? :o

Morning. Who are you?

Huh? My avatar?

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good morning my love~

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!

That makes a lot of sense. Why did no one ever teach us that?!
And how do you deal with them if you're in a store and they come in drunk?

It's a mix. I'm pretty unhappy but I got a nice person going for me

Who's Kanra?

I can't really believe it but oh well...

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