My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Dubs duty

My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Dubs duty.

Checked. Keep up the good work guard.

and you're doing a fine job

The God-Emperor smiles upon you.

nothing to see here

people like you will make skyrim great again

getting pissed in the Bee and Barb.

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I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

You made it after 200 tries. Big fucking whoop

I'd be a lot warmer and happier with a post full of dubs

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee".

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Everyone above this line is a faggot

Go out and find a fucking dragon, then, pussy. Nobody wants anything in your shitty castle anyway.

Everyone below this line is probably a faggot
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my dubs exonerate my faggotry

my little pony shits dragon scales and uses their bones for armour, fuck you pussy.

Only if by your dubs you mean some bbc and by faggotry you mean anus.

>has to use a pony to fight dragons

>Check'ed
Check these cracka

>>has to use a pony to fight dragons
Don't use pony, does it himself while I'm raping your bitch and cutting your throat, you got nothing faggot.

>fighting for Sparta
>doesn't realize his wife is getting raped in a vain attempt to save your country
>"my bitch" must be another dude because any self-respecting army would never knowingly send a woman into battle
Confirmed for delusional faggot.

So that's what dubs duty is. Should have been fighting a dragon instead, pussy. You'd look a lot more manly.

Two same last number.

Please acknowledge.

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