/vent/ thread

/vent/ thread
This is not a drill, let it out.

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My music teacher died today in the classroom next to me, it was a really weird rest of day in my classes

how did that happen?

I want us to achieve mind uploading but everyone is obsessed with racism and fascism so I guess I'll just die instead.

Thank god! I've been needing one of these! /adv/ is shit without it. Totally bailing on that board.

I've been talking to this girl and she makes my primal instincts come out. I wanna fuck the shit out of her and whenever I see another dude around her I want to bash their head in. Help me.

I have a foot fetish by the way, and obsess over her feet, legs, basically everything below her waist.

She has the perfect body to birth children. Chubby, but not fat (curvy). Goddamn it makes me diamonds just looking at her face.

FUCK ME. FUCK ME RIGHT NOW GODDAMNIT

Fuck the adv mods, can't we have a vent thread in an sfw board?

He was a diabetic and he was having a bunch of problems like his stroke which made him blind in one eye, and today he had low blood sugar which made him go into cardiac arrest and die.

Dude just kill her and cut off her feet so you can take them along with you.

Problem solved.

I'm afraid it'll be hard to keep it alive on such a fast-moving board like b.

im lonely and bored and i am scared of people and im hungry and im horny and

I wish i wasn't so retarded/autistic

This is the story of my life.

I came into my friends milk. He probably drank later that day or the next day. Does that make me gay?

Even though I obsess over her feet doesn't mean that's all I like.

I love everything about her. Her face, body, personality, voice, etc.

I wanna tell her I have feelings for her but so many times before with other girls I've been rejected over and over and over and I don't want that to happen again. I want to be with her forever but I'm too scared about the negative outcome if I tell her how I feel (in a sfw version obviously)

I'm open to suggestions

I believe that to be the case too

I haven't been to Sup Forums in a while either, is it still the facebook corner of Sup Forums? because then it'd just be better to not make this thread here

Why did you do it?

I want to do really well in my studies but I'm always tired from studying a lot. I'll then get sick of working for a few days until I can work again
I'm a poorfag and don't want to fuck up my life so I'm pushing myself a lot. I don't know what posting this will achieve but I hope it helps me re-evaluate myself in some way so I can improve.

i actually fucked your mom and made her eat my cum and spit it in to your mouth wile you were sleeping.

my penis has a curve in it. Not just a regular curve, but a 90 degree curve where it veers off to the right. Never fucked a girl because of it.

No. It makes you a horrible prick who should be beaten within an inch of your life and exiled from polite society.

Im scared that I cant change.

That's pathetic. Fuck your life.

No, bad friend though

In a fucking nutshell

>deeply loving someone
>pathetic

Pic related

I don't know but I've been doing this sort of stuff for nearly 2 years I think. Any time I can I will pee (or in this instance cum) into peoples orange juice, milk, gatorade, etc.

Photography is my way of showing I need help socially.

>Sup Forums doesn't allow very large pictures, what a shame

I've accepted my fate, i'm just waiting to die.

I quit coming here a while ago because of all the "gross" fetish porn. That seems to have calmed down a bit recently though.

I am getting married in 2 months, but I want to fulfill my fantasy and fuck and get fucked by a tranny before my marriage. I will fulfill my fantasy.

You're ok user

faggot destiny

godspeed faggot man

That kinda looks like my ex

Fuck the meta thread talking about the /vent/ thread on /adv/ died right after I posted the pic, probably my fault.
I'm guessing that the pic triggers some warning to the mods over at /adv/.
I'll experiment with an old similar thread I've made before.

okay story time Sup Forumsros

>been seeing this chick for a month
>not 'officially dating' but hanging out a lot
>one night she blows me off while we were talking on the phone
>tells me she has a friend over and night night
>fast forward a few hours, can't sleep. Have a sick feeling
>get back on my computer, she messages me and says sorry
>tells me she'll tell me next time she sees me face to face, still have a sick feeling
>prod until she spills the beans
>her friend was an ex that wanted nothing to do with her
>fucked her ex
>pissed.jpg
>get drunk, talk to her for hours
>asks if I want to actually date
>yes
>2 days later I drive up to her place to spend the week with her
>we get drunk everyday of the week
>cashes my v-card
>feelsgoodman.jpg

We're still together but I have serious trust-issues with her now.
My brother told me to kick her ass to the curb but I've known her for years and I actually like her.

I am nearly a 30 year old virgin. I gave up years ago losing my virginity and make stupid polls like this.
strawpoll.me/12185246/
How about that as a rant?

I'm going to stop being a shy pussyboi with women and just say how I feel about them straight up, no fucks given.

This Hispanic white girl in English class...

I spend too much time on Sup Forums and Im afraid to leave the house. Also that hilton bitch is out of jail.

I also like reading a ton about sexuality, but if push came to shove I probably wouldn't want to have it. I fucking hate how I cant get a job. And even if I did get one, Id probably be horrible at it.
The original pokemon games are the best. Anything beyond the orginal150 is bullshit. I need more meat in my diet. Why the fuck is it so hard to get more zinc in this house. Why do I whine so much. And most importantly, why can't I just go back to lurking more. I used to spend years lurking online without posting anything, now I have to consciously stop myself from typing crap. My posts usually aren't even that good, I think I just like typing the keyboard or some shit. If your still reading this you have better things to do. Why arent humans in space yet with real colonies we only have a few thousand years before this planet is unlivable. Why are black people so rascit. Why do black people call themselves black people, they are brown not black. Why do I care what black people call themselves. Why can't I enjoy video games anymore. Used to play rs for hours and it wasnt great, but it was something. Now its all shit. Everthings shit. This post is shit. Your posts are all shit. My shits are even shit. why cant I stop eating cheese, I fucking hate the stuff but its oh I know its the salt they put into it. How come the rockefellers get all the money and shit but I get squat. Why cant I exercise more. Why dont people call old ladies faggots anymore, that shit was hilarious. But no, now its a word for gay people which is retarded. Gay people dont make a meager living picking up sticks in the woods, they do fashion stuff. I think. I dont know any gay people, I just want to call old ladies faggots. Why dont more people like Camille Paglia? Shes fucking hilarious and blew up a toilet once. I'm very bored. Or lazy. Or hungry.
Hilary Clinton is a faggot.

Thanks user, but I feel so out of place when I walk around with a camera alone. It feels like all eyes are on me, I know they're not, but damn it feels weird. Taking a nice picture makes my day at this point so I guess it's worth it to be anxious all day just to get home and smile at my pictures.

Fear of rejection is pathetic.

I am a 30 year old virgin. Actually I'm 55.

keep it up, sometimes we have to put ourselves in an awkward position and let ourselves forget all the self-consciousness that arises from taking our chances (dealing with our own insecurities) at doing what we think is right.

Not when it's happened so many times before that it crushes your self esteem.

And god has finally answered your prayers user.
God Says: no

Yes and therefore are more likely to get AIDS as a result.

You should probably get tested user...

Get acne cream, better wardrobe, maybe a haircut, ask her out.

I want to put emails of people that I know on the email field in the reply form in disgusting Sup Forums threads to get back at them,and leave them befuddled.

That's not me. Look at the filename

Dude, get out immidiately. Get out. Get out.
You, in fact, do NOT know her. I know it feels like you do, but you really dont. You are trying to forget that that happened, right? You are trying to move past it?

Well guess what, bucko, you shouldnt. You should sit down, and think real long, real hard about what happened. About why she did what she did.

Get out now, or learn a hard lesson later.

That is especially pathetic.

Oh lol im dumb

I'm stressed for my math exam tomorrow.

What grade are you in?

Really on 2mb its allowed on Sup Forums jesus,

But user you're probably right; I just gotta get used to it

I highly doubt you're any better, faggot

fuck off Dezmond

I know you're right, like absolutely but I'm a stubborn dumbass.

The only reason I'm willing to give her another chance is that she told me immediately after he left, but if it happens again I'll curb stomp him and release her nudes for you Sup Forumsros.

I'm suspicious that the girl I'm crazy about, the girl I've been hooked up with many times but haven't fucked yet is now banging one of our friends. I don't have proof and could just be over thinking it. Should I confront her about it? Or is that a bad idea?

I hate chubby threads. I didn't come here to fap to whales.

Keep telling yourself that your crippling insecurity is normal and everyone else is just as hopeless, see where that gets you.

You're probably overthinking it

I'd give it time before you confront her

No you won't loser.

says the numale fag thinking he's superior by talking trash on Sup Forums

I told my Ex I cheated on her when I didn't just so she would stop talking to me because I'm having a lot of trouble getting over her.
She wanted to stay friends after the breakup.

...

Thats a bad move. Youre rationalising it.

You are not a stubborn dumbass. You are probably just young and horny and scared. This isnt about being smart. Its about being brave.

Get out.

Good idea. Shes been spending a lot of time with lately and hasn't talked to me in days and I haven't reached out to her or anything. But she is the queen of orbiters so who knows.

Some of my friends are "drug dealers" aka pussy fags who sell weed. They wouldn't last 5 minutes selling real drugs like I did

I'm trying to find an excuse to end it, everything is so dull and boring and I hate talking to people

I have have never really understood my self since I can remember, have felt depressed a lot of the time, and felt very sensitive too. and this past week I actually looked in to astrology, I always thought it was stupid. But I looked up my sign and everything explained literally matched how i have felt all my life, and since I found out about it, I have never felt better, like I knew what I was about. It kinda makes me feel stupid that I identified with astrology.

>wasn't expecting that response

I think my gf wants to break up with me just because I'm not the same spastic self I was when I first asked her out and I want to hangout with her next weekend and try to fuck but I feel like she'll breakup if I ask to hang and I'm scared

>says the numale fag thinking he's superior by talking trash on Sup Forums

While I will not deny that I am young and horny, I'm stubborn as fuck.

I'll keep it in mind, user. Thank you.

user, there comes a time in a man's life where you have to act different to make a girl happy

She might. Worst case scenario, what you do doesnt matter. best case scenario: You change her mind by taking symbolic action, and attempting to change.

Be brave.

You should feel stupid. Just feel good for no reason if you want to. You don't need the crutch of astrology.

My ISP won't correct the mistake they have made by lowering my speed from 15mbps to 1 mbps. Apparently is takes 5 business days to do this.

Which ISP?

I hate talking to people too. A lot. Im really bad at it. I've found it helps for me to have an audience. Try looking into some sort of creative outlet. You'd be surprised how low the bar is set for most stuff. If youre anything like me, I think you'd enjoy having a faceless blob of people applaud you for speaking your mind. Try getting into fucking poetry or some shit. Its much easier than you'd think.

I feel numb right now. Any erection or laughter is purely a physical reaction

>mistake
so innocent

I do tho, just makes me think there is people out there that feel like i do. Helps tbh

Verizon. Moving in a week so I could care less...but it's awfully difficult to do anything with this speed. It has caused me to come back to Sup Forums

You need to make another one of these after this one is gone.

grade over 9000

I know this is a "mistake." It is painful to try and explain this to my parents. They still think the internet is fine.

Maybe you should find a wife that would join in.

You shouldnt feel stupid about it. Humans are bred for pattern recocnition. You litteraly cannot help it. Its like an optical illusion. You cant help falling for it. Our minds just work like that, projecting patterns we recognize. You are obviously smart enough to think around it.

This, Verizon is going to continue to rape you and you cannot stop it. Congratulations, you live in a shitty cyberpunk dystopia.

Damn, I almost had you you little underage b&.

Follow her.
Make sure she's alone
Come up behind her
Bop her over the head with a blunt object
Duct tape her mouth and legs and hands together
Bring her back to your parents basement
>profit

>Low blood sugar, cardiac arrest
As plausible as
>lollipops, 3rd degree burn

Youre welcome. Good luck! (get out)

>for
I don't hate people in a way that I'm scared of talking, I just find other people really annoying and it feels like a loop is going on everyday with the same stupid shit, but about the creative outlet , I haven't thought about that so I might just give it a try.

I don't know, that is all I really know about the situation since there were was pretty much just the paramedics in the room when he died so there could have been something else.

Hey guys check out my nice toilet.

ninit5.mytoilet.net.

Trumps daughter is hot, esp. considering she might be autistic.