TAKE ASIDE CAPESHIT KINO ARRIVED

best movie of 16 has been arrives ladies and gentlemans

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I sure hope that's a fanmade poster.

it's actually not
its on Star Wars twitter

who knows if it is but this poster is absolutely amazing! It reminds me of Far Cry

holy shit that poster is bad

>"That's no moon!"

>Pre-emptive contrarianism

kys

How am I supposed to know the main character is a strong independent woman who don't need no man from that poster?

We are ready for Hype-speed.

What would you prefer, a dozen floating heads and some blue/orange contrast?

how about something that doesn't look it was crudely done in an hour before the deadline

Wouldn't having such a massive object that close to a planet fuck up it's gravity or something? Like, wreck it's atmosphere and turn it into a burning hellscape?

And jesus the Photoshop on the bottom part looks like shit

Episode 7 and Rogue One are capeshit, fucking retard

How fucking big and close would the death Star need to be to occupy so much space in the sky?

>capeshit
>no superheros and not based off a comic book

Poster is fine. Glad to see something different.

hope was an old white man name Obi Wan, you shill faggots

Why are they fighting in Hawaii?

>literally no difference between episode 7 and the original trilogy

Aw, you're so cute with your opinions.

Thats fucking horrendous

This is Disneys biggest movie of theyear right?

What are they doing?

please dont tell me that this is the official poster

that size is so big it's fucking stupid.

it's made by Disney and has capeshit-like cartoony characters (i.e. Rey, Kylo, Finn - all cheesy shit straight outta comic book)

It's capeshit

Nothing since it's going break the bank either way.

That poster is Deviant Art-tier garbage, friendo

This

They figure just because it has star wars in the title it'll make a shit load of money so why bother trying

Why are the stormtroopers wading through the water? Don't they have hovertanks and shit?

Why are the rebels just running straight into oncoming fire?

Why is the horizon only 200 yards away?

Why are those X-Wings spraying chemtrails?

Why are the trees blowing in opposite directions?

>be Disney
>know this movie is gonna make bank no matter what
>cut it's budget, focus on marketing (which won't have to be that much either b/c of hype)
>make another billion

Hey now just because it follows the marvel formula that doesn't mean it's capeshit just regular shit

Garbage

The Maldives. The Empire has been stripmining a tropical planet for resources to build the Death Star

>only the bad guys are shooting
>bad guys island is on fire
>good guys running into the fire
>good guys running into dangerous water where bad guys already are

Wow thats deep

!!!!1

I like it, better than actors faces plastered on a collage of blue and orange.

ANOTHER Death Star? Fucking really?

It's symbolism and kino on par with Snyder's BvS you pleb.

nice b8 m8

no you

that poster looks like shit

It's the original you fucking mongoloid. Kill yourself.

kill yourself

>t. butthurt disney shill

that is a fucking terrible poster

oh god its going to be shit i can tell

>Death Star's canon isn't directed towards the planet
>battle looks completely lifeless
Missed potential 2bh

This is a shitpost thread right?

iShit

Felicity still looks good while running.

It doesn't even make any sense. The death star is only ~100km in diameter, and it is half below the horizon in that pic. Meaning it would literally be in the sky for that shot to make sense.

>lifeless
>isnt canon
Just like the actual movie

This movie looks like hot garbage the more i see of it

complete opposite of TFA

The furthermost left and right trees are exactly the same, just flipped

So it has a chance of being good?

Why troops in SW are always charging each other like some fucking ancient barbarian hordes? They have laser weaponry FFS! Take cover, AIM and shoot.

The whole lower part of the poster is fucked up

I'd say rebels might do that because Stormtroopers might actually perform best in static position due to better equipment and support, so running in can disrup their lines and render them less dangerous and efficient.

Did everyone become retarded and forget they did the same thing with The Force Awakens? This isn't the official poster. It's just for SWC.

>ohana means rebellion
>rebellion means i rebel

yes
oh wait it has a female protag
so no

WHAT THE FUCK
you are right

Aside from the detailing and some of the colouring not being all there, that's still a far better poster design than the final one.

Especially since these posters are known to sum up the movies, and in this poster nothing happens and everyone just stands there and looks pretty with iconic Star Wars imagery around them while the cinematographer rips off Apocalypse Now.

>"all palm trees look the same"
Reported for blatant racism, you wouldn't say that if these were oaks.

I actually like this poster.

I can't get enough of that fucking cat

Is this an official poster?

The top two thirds of it is legitimately good but the bottom is fucking awful

They should have just called it Star Wars: Beach Battle

We're talking about a universe where people can watch, in real time, a gun shoot across a fucking galaxy to destroy a solar system. And you're worried about the way the Death Star looks in orbit. Maybe Star Wars isn't the right franchise for you.

>X-Wing chemtrails

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Don't apply Earth physics to Star Wars. The Star Wars universe has different physics.

>Watching rogue one live stream
>shows some footage
>Jyn appears
>Oh god, what's she got to say now?
>"May the force be with us"

fucking embarrassing

>as capeshit-like cartoony characters
>i.e. Luke, Obiwan, Darth Vader, all cheesy shit straight outta comic book

Was Star Wars the original capeshit?

I wish the Star Wars universe had more force atheists that don't fall for the force be with us meme

These idiots have forgotten how big the fucking death star was...

>Everything I don't like is capeshit

Wait, is that actually right?

I don't remember the proportions being that huge when TFA gave us a powerpoint presentation.

you're talking to pleb popnerds that only became fans of star shit after 2010 mate

>executEr
I can't take this shit seriously when they miss spell stuff like that. Go to school, stupid uneducated Americunts.

It's not that, it's the fact that she delivered such an iconic line so horribly

I get what you're saying but this isn't something like the force or lasers, this is just basic trigonometry.

Well maybe they should drop the iconic line altogether. It's getting old.

Star Wars is not, i repeat, NOT a documentary.

It has literally nothing to do with Earth.

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Well I agree it does look stupid and extremely unrealistic.

Kek

Executer and executor are not the same word spelt differently

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According to the 1913 Webster's Dictionary: That is an appropriate spelling.

Maybe they should just drop this movie
They already spoiled during the livestream that Donnie Yen's character dies

But you are familiar with Earth? and how big it is? and how big the moon is? and how this roughly equates to the fantastical creations of the Empire and their size?

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>best movie of 16 has been arrives ladies and gentlemans
So, what, we're just letting that sentence slide then? Turky get out!

that looks good as fuck desu

Where it says "coming in 2016".

We need more beach battle movies outside of D-Day ones.

Maybe he doesn't die. Maybe he pulls a Poe Dameron on everyone and suddenly shows up later alive and well, no questions asked.

I am aware of your first 3 points.

Are you aware that not every planet is the same size? That not every moon is the same as Earth's?

How the fuck do they aim the giant death lazer that shoots into space?
since the planet it's on is constantly moving and so is everything else in space how exactly do you aim it and how do you know that where you shot it'll be there when the blast hits?
how do you shoot before it gets there?

They have droids that do these calculations I guess. Also planets don't move so fast.

trajectory is pretty easy to calculate actually

math is quite reliable in a vacuum

I think his larger point, is that if a planet would be so incredibly tiny, that the Death Star would appear that huge, then Black Science Man would already have busted my ass for calling it a planet and not a Dwarf Planet.

Also you couldn't take two steps without launching yourself into orbit.


That being said, Han established that crashing into stuff while travelling at Lightspeed is a very real possibility when they escaped Tatooine, and yet the Empire doesn't just strap hyperdrives to Tie Fighters and incinerate their atmospheres by flying those into planets instead of building a Death Star, so it's not like Star Wars cares too much about science.

>How do they perform a basic classical mechanics calculation in a universe where they have mastered faster-than-light travel

The same way we calculate trajectories and speed to land things on moving objects. It's not that hard.
>find out the speed at which the planet is moving.
>consider the time you need to load, charge and fire your big evil laser
>calculate the angle at which you'll have to aim so that the laser hits the planet once it's done charging

I'm not familiar with the second Death Star being an order of magnitude bigger than the first one.

The Death Star is 160km in diameter.

For reference, our moon is 3,475km in diameter.

So you can only attack on a schedule?
that's a retarded weapon