Jellyfish superiority thread

Jellyfish superiority thread.
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sorry, it's Trilobite time.

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enjoy it until the Anomalocaris fags show up.

Jesus fucking fuck that's creepy.

I'm a jeller not a sheller.

fuckin' Anomalocaris.. they're all "Cambrian period's greatest predator" and such.. then WHERE IS YOUR ANOMALOCARIS TODAY? We still have horseshoe crabs, but NOTHING descended from Anomalocaris! so suck it up!

shells beat jells.

ask any crab.

Can your inferior species do this?

Tell that to this shellfag.

pffft, even fungi can do that.

inferior, huh? don't mind me, i'm just going to leave the ocean and WALK AROUND ON THE LAND.

suck it up, jellyfag.

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Check out this beauty.

Swoosh swoosh mother fucker.
This is real.

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Checked. Jellyfags get more dubs.

what the fuck is that

wait wut

I know we're seeing some hyper-evolution going on as the ocean dies off and the jellies come in and the giant jellies clean house, but the day those fuckers hit the streets, it's over.

a swarm of invisible brainless jellies lashing out and stinging anything and everything at random, could easily take over the white house and no one would be the wiser until it was all over for us.

Just jellyfish things.

Are you implying Trump might be a secret jellyfish? The same way Obama was a secret Muslim?

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Only virgins like jellyfish.
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Has science gone TOO FAR?

Guess he can't be the king of LIMBS

NEVER.
Kek nice...

Not clickbaity enough
>Top 10 list that makes you wonder "Has science gone too far?", died at #4
Get on my level, son

Jellyfish often procreate by self-fellating their genitalia and swallowing the discharged electrolytes. This allows for an asexual reproduction when a jellyfish does not find a mate.

A rare photo of the final evolution of the jellyfish.

In other words, OP.

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