Go to your mom/sister and give them a hug!

Go to your mom/sister and give them a hug!
or
Text them - Why haven't we fucked yet?
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also incest general

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petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legalize-marriages-and-civil-unions-between-consenting-adults-regardless-blood-relation-or-familial-status
And sign this to legalize incest

Bump I think

no thanks op. my sister is kinda cute though

>Knock on sister's door
>"Fuck off, I'm not hugging you"
Having a sister that also goes on Sup Forums can be a blessing and a curse. Mostly fun though for the memes.

Then go hug her and tell her she's cute. She might be feeling down and only you can cheer her up.

plot twist you both end up in the same incest thread

Get in there and force that hug, she probably needs some physical contact

>ask my big sister for a hug
Got one. Nothing unusual there.

>Text why haven't we fucked yet
Well she's my legal guardian now that our parents are out of the equation, so I CAN'T risk that. Otherwise I might just be high enough.

She's 900 miles southeast of me

Then you better text her telling her that you love her and that she's cute

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Get higher user. GO DEEPER.

She's your legal guardian, what's the worst she could do, give you a stern talking to? You can always just say "Oh, sorry, I thought I sent that to [insert girl's name here], my bad."

Also, if your underage, get out.

I'm not user, but you realize those instructions are contradictory, right? He can't both go deeper to mess with his legal guardian and get out.

Well he could, but there wouldn't be any entertainment value in it for us.

>You can always just say "Oh, sorry, I thought I sent that to [insert girl's name here], my bad."
this.

nice thread m9....

GO BIG OR GO HOME ANONS!

although in this case you might actually go big at home

God damn it user you never call out the minors in these threads, because 80% of the people who still live with their sisters are underage.

First weed, now incest?

The future is looking goddamn bright, bros...

I don't have an issue with incest conceptually, but given that most incest happens between adult men and minors, which is pretty much coercion in situations where they're the care provider.

Doesn't seem like a smart thing to legalize.

>inb4 "get out moralfag"

This will make america inbred again

>falling for the dumb inbred meme
You have a better chance that getting a retarded/deformed child with a non-related woman in her 40s, than with a sibling, inbreeding only causes birth defects when it's done continuously.

It causes recessive genetic disorders to manifest MUCH more often, which wouldn't happen if you were fucking that non-related woman in her forties.

If you fuck your sister and have a kid, just make sure that kid doesn't fuck his sister.
GD avoided, simple.

both Sup Forums tards making inbreeding much more likely

Yes, but if both my sister and I have a recessive genetic disorder, which is highly likely, it's guarenteed our kid will carry the gene, and it will be much more likely that disorder manifests during their life. This is 7th grade biology. Remember punnet squares?

>between consenting adults
>adults
>consenting

*which is highly likely if either one of us has it,

So daddy just has to keep his daughter from dating and keep her brainwashed till she's eighteen. Perfect!

I think you're missing the point here, user

And I think you're naively optimistic. Making it legal for a person to fuck someone whose life they basically control is a terrible idea.

Do you really think there would never be any cases of a daddy raising up his daughter to be his bitch? That already happens, and it's illegal now. If it's no longer illegal, it's possible it would happen more often.

>when neckbeards start trying to push their fetish into real life
Oh god, incestbros PLEASE don't do what the furries do. IT'S JUST A FETISH, NOT A LIFESTYLE

You're not thinking about the countless consensual incest couples that have to keep it secret because "society says no." You're one of those people that say guns should be banned because sometimes they're used to kill other people, aren't you?

>countless consensual incest couples that have to keep it secret because "society says no."
Citation needed.

>You're one of those people that say guns should be banned because sometimes they're used to kill other people, aren't you?
No actually, I spend about 4-8 hours a month at the range (usually an hour or two each weakend) and hunt pheasants every fall, save this last fall, when there just kind of weren't any to be hunted.

And I like that you avoided the question by insulting me. So I'll ask again, do you really think there would never be any cases of a daddy raising up his daughter to be his bitch? That already happens, and it's illegal now.

Is that you?

>calling underage out
lmao I bet more than half of this board is in high school

What do you think this is? R9K?

how did you get that! you b-baka!

these threads were stickied on Sup Forums before that board was even created.

piss off newfag

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hidden camera

The same thing already happens with fags.
>Fag couple adopts
>Brainwash him into thinking its cool to be gay
>He becomes even more gayer than his adopted parents

Why shouldn't incest be legal if fags can adopt?

For God's sake, man, it's called the pullout method.

Just make sure she doesn't have strong legs.

>7 signed

Did you just post this, faggot?

Still a better love story than Twilight.

>Doc I have this tumor on my side!
>Good god man, you're right! We'll operate immediately, it needs to come off!
>No, no, I just want another one!
>Y-You... What?
>I'm so lopsided right now. Like, I already have this tumor on my left side, so I need one on my right side. Balance it out, you know.

Kek, your metaphor is completely off-center.

I've always wondered, if you fuck ur mum and have a kid, would it be your son or your bro?, Broson? Sonbrero?

Then explain how.

You keep evading and trying to avoid my points. Either make an actual stand for your point or just admit to yourself that you can't, and move on.

>Legalized incest will be abused.
>user, you just don't get it.

>Legalized incest will be abused, think about it or explain why I'm wrong.
>Not all incest is abusive! Plus I bet you don't even like guns!

>Legalized incest will be abused, think about it or explain why I'm wrong.
>Gay parents brainwash their kids!

You seem so sure of yourself. Hit me.

I am sure of myself, because I'm a different poster. :^)

Not him, but a solution seems obvious

>mass sterilization
>licenses to have children, just like driving licenses

My apologies.

Not sure where the mass sterilization bit comes from, but the licenses to have kids bit kind of makes sense, though I don't think you could ever really apply it. With almost every other job we have where you're in total control of another person's life, there's extensive training and licensing, but not parents.

>Not sure where the mass sterilization bit comes from

I mean, how are you gonna stop people from having kids?

The honor system, of course.

fucking is just another way of showing affection. I find it weird that it's illegal to show affection to your family. People should be able to stick their dicks in any cunt they choose. that's what america is all about

But how would they have a kid after being licensed?

Very funny.

I didn't post it, someone else did. I've noticed it only updates signatures occasionally, at least 10 people have signed it today.

It's "just" a way of showing affection that a massive segment of the population is absolutely obsessed with obtaining, which is a problem when some people have power over others. A massive surge of dopamine is a big incentive to care a little less about the comfort of your family members. Imagine if every time you slapped your daughter she shit out some high quality cocaine. Same basic principle.

And yes, that analogy was deliberately weird. I just wanted to see if I could make it work.

Obviously, I didn't mean permanent sterilization.

>Imagine if every time you slapped your daughter she shit out some high quality cocaine. Same basic principle.
Nigga, what? We're just talking about sex being a way of showing affection, where did physical abuse making drugs come into play?

You're looking for a logical argument from people trying to justify adding their fringe fetish to the legal code.

I think it might be a metaphor.

Apparently you don't understand what an analogy is. Forget that part, address the rest.

Incest is by no means a fringe fetish. Judging from pornhub search statistics, it's actually one of the most common fetishes, and it's growing, or at least it's tolerance in the porn industry is growing.

Niggers used to not be able to get married, but we changed that. Actually, shit, that's not a good argument.

I hate to tell you user, heterosexual marriage for the purposes of bonding and reproduction is not a fringe fetish.

Goddamnit, why are you making us defend incest legalization by offering those shitty arguments?

We already have laws against rape, statutory rape, sexual assault, and child abuse.

Legalizing genetic sexual attraction does nothing to undermine those.

see >Do you really think there would never be any cases of a daddy raising up his daughter to be his bitch? That already happens, and it's illegal now. If it's no longer illegal, it's possible it would happen more often.

You say the arguments are shitty but no one has tried refuting them yet. Plenty of insults and misdirects, but no actual argument.

Yes, those instances might increase as a result. Your point?

Not him, but it wouldn't happen any more than it does now. If some guy wants to raise his daughter to be his bitch, I don't think they'll consider whether that's legal or not.

My point is that legalizing a law that results in lots of children being brainwashed and raped is wrong.

Really? You don't think law and social acceptance has anything to do with people's behavior? Because that seems counter intuitive to me.

>I don't think they'll consider whether that's legal or not

They guy doesn't care about that. He wants to make his daughter his bitch. What else is there to it?

>legalizing a law that results in lots of children being brainwashed

You're assuming that this is all that's going to happen. Every time, they're gonna be brainwashed and raped. I suppose there can be no other outcome, is that it?

My mom is dead and I dont havee a sister

>They guy doesn't care about that. He wants to make his daughter his bitch. What else is there to it?
Because if he knows he's going to be ostracized and sent to jail, he won't do it? As a teenager I wanted to fuck my little sister, badly, but I never did it because I was afraid of social pressure and legal repercussions. Not, I don't pretend my case would mimic every case, but I DO think it's silly to pretend that incest becoming socially acceptable wouldn't increase the amount of kids who just "naturally grow up" wanting to fuck daddy.

>You're assuming that this is all that's going to happen.
Actually I'm not assuming that's all that's going to happen, but what I am assuming is that it's going to happen more often if it's legalized. It's not a universal consequence, but it's an inevitable one. So you tell me: is letting a fringe of society get their rocks off worth passing a law that will increase the number of kids who get raised to have sex with their parents, siblings, whatever?

It's not a rhetorical question. Is it?

>is letting a fringe of society get their rocks off worth passing a law that will increase the number of kids who get raised to have sex with their parents, siblings, whatever?
Yes. That's the point, it's for the greater good.

You're assuming that you'd end up with more happy couples than fucked up kids. I think that's naive, but I solute your optimism.

Do you have any idea how many women have daddy issues? It's insane. Still, the guy I'm talking about? Do you assume he's just a regular dude, no different from anyone else? Obviously not. You underestimate the lengths people go to to get what they want.

Really, it's always gonna be a thing. It's not just the case when it comes to incest or whatever.

>it's an inevitable one

There you have it. Really, even if it's made legal or whatever, it's not gonna be a world shattering thing. Even if they're "raised" to have sex with their parents/sibling/whatever (like they're sex slaves or something) the way it is now is just hidden. You're basically saying what's the difference between them doing it the basement, and them doing it in the bedroom. Or the living room. Is it going to be more socially acceptable? Maybe. Maybe not. But niggers got rights, fags can marry, and now you have trannies and shit. It's inevitable, and discussing this won't change that.

Im in my last year of high school. My 18th birthday was in fall.

>Do you have any idea how many women have daddy issues? It's insane.
Loads. Non sequitur.

>Do you assume he's just a regular dude, no different from anyone else?
Yes. Look at pornhub search statistics. Daughter/Sister porn is some of the most commonly searched terms.

>the way it is now is just hidden.
Yes, it's hidden until little Michaela goes to a sleepover, talks to her friends, and finds out that it isn't actually normal for daddies to give their daughters hands on lessons about sex, at which point she tells someone. Believe me, I know how this words. I did my internship for my degree with child protection services in Minnesota. Kids who are raised into that shit don't question it until they find out it's not normal, and more kids are going to grow up with that shit if incest is legalized, if it becomes the next frontier of social justice, where you just have to acknowledge that "it's just love!", or you're a bigot.

>But niggers got rights, fags can marry, and now you have trannies and shit. It's inevitable, and discussing this won't change that.
Yes, niggers, fags, and trannies all have rights, but they're all consenting adults (except in certain cases where parents will convince their kids that they're actually gay or trans, which does happen a lot, and is equally fucked up).

>consenting adults
Nigga did you even read the petition

Man, and I thought I was a pessimist
I get what you're saying, but shit isn't improving. It's only slowly getting worse, day by day. It comes down whether it's legal or not, doesn't it? There are all types, kids who aren't as stupid as you might think , and plenty of adults that are stupid. They don't make good parents, that's what I forgot to mention. Some people just aren't fit, and the fact that they're incapable just ruins it for everyone else. But that's what it comes down to, whether or not someone can consent, and it's just placed on a seemingly arbitrary number. Regardless, this sort of shit will continue happening, and it'll only be the consenting adults that will have to hide.

And did you even read what I said? You think when someone raises a kid, the second they turn 18 they just magically turn into a logical and level headed adult? No, they're stuck with all the shit their parents taught them, so when sweety's eighteenth birthday comes, daddy gets to use the D, and she's going along with it because that's how she was raised.

You just went full woke. Yeah, we're both a bit pessimistic, difference is that mine is based off practical experience with seeing many cases like this, whereas yours is based off #truth.

>#truth

I don't know if this is supposed to be an insult or what.

I prefer to think of it as more of a condescending condemnation than an insult.

So "an insult that you can't recognize"?

to those looking for wincest and not 2 fags 69ing

Pretty much.

>2 fags 69ing
Excuse me, there's at least 4 of us

Thanks for that.

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it's just a square circle of sucking.