Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread


>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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i"ve been silent-- for*a while^^
IT feel~s so good tO be free::
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no%one will s(top m) e
Love.the::::::::Sup Forums
Love.the::::::::Sup Forums

.the /surgeon\ Has [r e t u r n e d]. . . . .

>smug thread

Sonata claimed

Thank you for making the thread
I love watching them too, but I get sick... and I know I'm going to be an inconvenience to the people next to me.
My uncle was in the military too and one of his friends is a retired spetsnaz and he wants to meet me. Now I'm really nervous
I can run 20 miles without getting tired, I'm good
Cute picture and yes, I'm moving to glorious Russia
I think it's really cute

Theres a ton of outcry because Muslims felt underrepresented. And now just about everyone on the banners has a burqa.
Oh yeah. I dont feel right in a shower less than 42 Celcius.
Rory is more central in certain plots, yet takes a backseat in the plots dealing with mortal things. Dealing with all things concerning gods is what Rory does. So when its the JSDF saving the pro-peace senators, Rory sits back and acts more like a presence. She spends more time acting as an MP in Alnus Village and drinking away the nights.

-squeaks and looks around curiously-

BAG NOW!!

-presses my breasts against you-

-claims Ikarous .

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Hopefully you pick up the language quickly.

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exposed genetalia claimed

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But how do gods fit into the story?

Go make a pathetic RP thread to circle jerk in

>birdemic
I got some good laughs out of that one. The titles on the other two sound like they're worth watching too. Bad movie watching can be pretty damn fun.

(Misaki)
That part never changes. Don't get caught staring at the sun and it's all good.

>42C shower
Same, gotta have that heat after a long workout or a day at the ranch.

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Today is a day.

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o///o

-is sorry you're not feeling well and brings you tea-

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leeeegs

still here

I don't wanna feel sleepy from the dramamine thouuuuugh
I can understand it but can't speak it... help...
Falcons are going to win
I'm so scared...

get in the bag mouse ! you can deliver tea

claiming

smug

You are a special kind of sad, aren't you?

Hardy opened the gate in the first place because she was bored. The gods of magic have yet to make an appearance, and Emroy only cares for those who fall in battle. All those lost to peaceful deaths, diseases and natural causes, are the domain of Hardy. But by focusing on Rory and the JSDF, Hardy makes an arc of the manga happen.
I get people hating me for never having cold showers. But I never feel clean after one.

goodnight (yawns)

>saved

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>x
Goodight, Anonymous.

-covers your mouth-

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non lifting kid claim

That's a lot of muguffins
>Hey imma open a gate to an alternate world
>Why?
>Just because

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fang

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-snugs you close and wraps you in blue blanket. Will be okay. Gives you his email address, message before you go. [email protected]

I hope so, they're overdue for a title after all these years.

Why the hell would they complain about something like that? Gonna second the feeling clean after one versus a cold. I usually only save those for when I can't cool down after working outside.

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>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>maybe some

Try to start by learning how to write it, then move on on how to speak it!
Also loosen your shoelaces a bit before the plane takes off, the pressure will make your feet uncomfortable if you don't.

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>[email protected]

This particular picture of your waifu is heart-stopping beautiful for some reason

-squeaks and rp's maybe some- :3

Psychological Warfare

The gate has been opened to dofferent worlds before. Its the main reason there are dragons, elves, humans and beastial races in that world. Hardy gets bored and decides to make the world more interesting. Think Ryuk with mastery over everything underground.
I dont even go with cold after that. Too used to heat. I let the fan in the room chill me after the hot shower.

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-is kitty?-

Delusions & Illusions

Anxiety & Regret

meow

I recognize that fang! That's from Excel Saga~
-kisses your cheek- I'm going to sleep now, bye

Tea?

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-pulls down the covers for you and leaves a cup of tea on your nightstand before plugging in the kitty night light-

The first step to solving any problem is acknowledging the fact that there is a problem

No. It was from a monster girls image

Is that a man?

Hopefully I'll see you again, goodnight.

Well it is Kurumi

So there is no motivation then
They can't even write a reason for the gate to be opened, they just went with a bored god
>Quality

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you wish

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needs more meat in those bones

I used to be that way until I had heatstroke while cutting some trees, now if I get too hot it's difficult for me to cool back down. That's when a cold one does the trick.

Not sure what you were expecting there. Have a reeee?

She's working on it

Hello,how is everyone doing?

>Snek claim

The point of it is to glorify Japanese Imperialism. The light novels were just some guys story. And you call Gate
>quality
When Date A Live is literally a magical girl harem. Thats a completely original concept. No one has ever done that before.
Being thin has advantages with heat management.

good

Smug Reimu claimed.

stop

I need me some insane loli mage in world war 1

At least the characters have actual motivation

Never, you cretin!

Thats a man. lol

Is a dude

you can't claim her

You should be a lawyer one day.

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I started reading that last week really, great manga but you actually want to fuck the 40 yo guy

-curls up in the broom closet and sighs. Is sleepy-

Hello everyone sorry I'm late
>no life
>Juvia claimed

-poisons cookies- good nigh you little pest

Nice try alice

Wow, you got me!
Are you a detective, sir?

-knows you've tampered with the cookies and is upset you would involve them i your vendetta. Is just innocent pastries- ;.;

Welcome back, Lewdvia.

So I know this cute latina from school and today at lunch I.left my stuff on the table (I go to a close campus college) to get food. When I come back its gone. Guess where it went.
The latina had it.
She opened it. In my binder I have a notebook where I put my Korean and Japanese notes in a pink notebook with katakana, kanji, and hangul on the cover.
So she knows my power level ;-;
Also I think she might like anime because I saw her playing an anime game on her phone.

What the hell do I do now?

-it was a joke it was only more special sugar-

You should wear something to hide your shoulders and maybe gloves to hide your man hands but it still wouldn't help.
lmao

Just about everyone except Tuka has motivations. They're never touched on in the anime.

youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE
Carlito!

Tuka doesn't need any motivations because of how boner inducing she is.