> Be 32 > Bartender for weddings > Get one of the bridesmaids numbers > Small talk with people who keep coming back for drinks > Cake comes out > Pictures are taken everyone is having an awesome time > No knife to cut it though > Ten minutes later get a tap on my leg > 8 year old kid was sent over from one of his parents to get a knife from me so the groom and bridesmaid can cut the cake > Ask him politely to bring over one of his parents so they can get it > Not only did I not feel comfortable giving it to him he was running all night, didn't want an accident > Kid scurries off to tell parents > A few minutes pass by > Here comes again... Alone > "My dad said that it would be okay. He doesn't want to get up. > So instead of arguing I give him the knife > He holds it up and says "See! I'll be careful" > Then as if he was holstering a gun he opened his waistband on his pants and shoved the knife straight down > A blood curdling scream so loud it stopped the music and all eyes were on me > He instantly falls to the floor crying like a little bitch
>be highschool sophomore >end of long year trying to get gf >friendzoned by 3 girls >decides to see if any change mind >writes all of them letters >apologizes for making things awkward >also writes letter to teacher to thank her >gets most letters out before last day >last day >2 letters left >1 for girl i wanted most, other teacher >mixes up letters >gives teacher girl's letter >realizes when try to give girl her's >never talk to teacher for a year after
Jayden Wood
Continue
Zachary Lewis
Yes you shitstain
Continue.
Jaxson Miller
You had bad luck. Tell me, what happened to the kid afterwards?
Logan Hughes
haha get rekt. Get a real career nigger.
Benjamin Gonzalez
WHAT ELSE HAPPENED SIR?
Ethan Jenkins
I took her to the bathroom and fondled her repeatedly until she came. Ran off immediately afterwards.
Ryan White
waiting..
Christian Taylor
Bump in hopes op isnt a fag
Josiah Evans
> Everyone rushes over > I immediately call 911 > The dad and mom run over > Dad is in tears while the aunts are trying to hold back his bat shit crazy wife > She keeps saying WHY DID YOU STAB MY SON! > Ambulance is on there way > Tell the dad to not remove the knife > Doesn't listen > Grabs so patron and pours it on his sons leg while ripping out the knife > Blood squirts everywhere > Son passed out due to it be to painful > Everyone is crying now because they think he is dead > I re assure them that he is not but we need to put pressure on his leg > Don't see his wife anywhere > All of a sudden I feel wet then I go out > She broke a champagne bottle over my head I head to get 20 stitches > I pressed charges
Hunter Kelly
go on
Benjamin Allen
> Son is going to live > Mom is going to jail > Dad is all sorts of in his feels > The bridesmaid and groom officially had there dream day ruined > Most of the family left scarred > Now I am out of a job with a mild concussion
Michael Torres
inb4 dinosaur
Hudson Miller
McFucking kill yourself.
Brayden Howard
Oh shit op. Took a chance and it didnt pay off.
Gabriel Bennett
fuck that family. i hope the kid realizes how retarded he is when he gets older, and the mother rots in prison
Gavin Myers
Fired 2 months ago >be 22 >heavy equipment operator >almost done with day >knock over huge light pole >it falls on a lexus >rip hydraulic hose >100 gallons going down the street
I got canned the next day at least im getting unemployment and can blaze it now so fuck it
Alexander Sanders
is that pic OC OP? I think I know who that girl is
Wyatt Harris
No
Julian Fisher
please tell me that was a union job
Samuel Lewis
No some faggot llc corp
Ryan Richardson
Never understood how some retards can do shit like this. I've seen so many forklift operators, even experienced ones, either tip the lift or wreck things with its weight.
Lot of molesting autists in new mexico. That where u from faggot? You probably even think she liked it. She faked it to get away from you.
Nicholas Young
even if you told the kid a second time, no, no knife, it would have still ended with you getting hit upside the head with a champagne bottle. but this time by the father getting off his fat lazy ass pissed off at you for not giving his kid the knife.
Brayden Williams
>aggravated burglary Something's not adding up.
Connor Lewis
Why didn't you just took the knife to them personally in the first place?
Jonathan White
depending on the venue / employer he might not have been allowed to leave his bar.
Jaxon Nelson
Sue , it is not illegal to give a child a cake knife. it is to fire someone because they got attacked at work by niggers.
Samuel Clark
kek you should watch the fork lift safety video, those fuckers are dangerous you idiot.
Elijah Gutierrez
She was arrested on 2013 user...
Daniel Collins
Sounds like the plot of a Will Ferrell movie.
Jace Jones
yeah! me too! i know a girl who has an ass, it could be her.
Luis Torres
and I thought this might be a real story
Jordan Robinson
True 311 Does not lie
Jackson Sanders
Why not give it to any one else present other then the kid, yell I GOT A KNIFE. and swing it wildly above your head. fucking scrubs
Chase Baker
you didn't thought about getting up ur ass and give to them personally the knife?
