So had a dude cheat on me and me walk in on it and tell me it was because I'm insecure (rage.jpg)...

So had a dude cheat on me and me walk in on it and tell me it was because I'm insecure (rage.jpg). I want revenge but don't want him to post my nudes on craigslist. inb4 dumb cumdumpster and tits or gtfo pls help, need it not to look like I ruined his life. tank u Sup Forums

it's pretty straightforward but will take work. will require telling me a shitload about him and probably need nudes as payment.

if you're interested drop a kik or email.

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wtf is wrong with you? TitS or GTFO! Revenge is petty.

op here, here are tits as asked for. Pls help

Break up with him and move on with your life, quit being a dumb bitch that wants revenge like some 12 year old

You do know about the timestamp don't you?

thanks bro

lets try again with a timestamp shall we

Time stamp, fuck I forgot.

Can we just talk about your tits instead?

There is an always has been and always will be no revenge on this Earth sweeter than success.

Right now you're torturing yourself on their behalf for free, taking up time in your own mind while they don't give a shit.
Live happy doing your own thing and let them torment themselves on your behalf.

keep posting pics, and in the meantime tell us more. what do you have on him that could be used to fuck him over?

OP here, thanks btw, but backstory: I'm a manic depressive idiot girl who this piece of shit threatened to post my nudes on craigslist with my phone number because he knew it had happened once before. I don't want him to win, he's done enough. pls help me

He cheated on that? You're fine as fuck tho. Pinch your nipple

OP here again, other than the fact that he let a dude fuck him in the ass (and liked it) and his phone number and address and place of work, I don't have photos of him other than what you can find on facebook.

Yeah the girl was a fat cunt and he didn't even know her, he had met her when I met her hours before, they also came and put their shit in the room I was sleeping in. I walked in on them and he was completely naked making out with the fat cunt.

Why did you change underwear?

Oh and sorry your bf cheated on you. But why change underwear?

OP here. sorry used an old pic before since I forgot about the timestamp, excuse me. I know it sucks, idk why, I wanted to fuck him that night, I don't know why he wanted her

>a manic depressive idiot girl
expected

>threatened to post my nudes on craigslist with my phone number
got proof of this? screenshots, message history?

> he let a dude fuck him in the ass (and liked it)
pretty solid start, how widespread is that knowledge?

>his phone number and address and place of work
very fucking useful for anything to come

Got anything like access to his facebook/email/social media?

Threesome maybe?

OP here, definitely felt and or feel suicidal and all that dumb shit, don't feel good enough for anybody even though I got a decent rack and I have been told I give 'life altering' head. inb4 kill yourself. Cant figure out if its my bipolar disorder and or depression or legitimate feelings.

probably a combination of both. I pretty much exclusively date bipolar/otherwise mentally fucked girls, and that all sounds pretty standard.

usually makes you fucking high maintenance but really eager to please and kinky in bed.

Lmfao "Life Altering"

Please don't kill yourself. Give it time and you'll start feeling better and eventually find someone else

no proof, deleted thread because I am idiot girl. Knowledge is not widespread. Only four people know, including me. now more because of you guys. I don't have access to facebook or email. I have blocked him on all social media. But only have his name and address and have the name of the girl I caught him with.

Definitely sounds about right. Very low maintenance and super chill. Smoke weed and do a variety of other fun drugs except meth and heroin obviously.

Won't kill myself, thanks for looking out dude, I'm always thinking of how it would affect everybody not just me. I know I'll find better. I didn't deserve that. Going to a support group tomorrow.

>personal army request

Story is a bit iffy

If more than five people tell you, does it make it true?

Be patient wait a few months or even a year.(or 4years if very patient) Mail him poop anonymously, call him from an anonymous number at weird hours, call his parents at strange hours,send his job pictures of him in lucrative situations (shop if needed), sign him up for as many stupid emails as you can.
Or what I did
Subscribe him to a bunch of gay magazines all to be mailed to his parents house 4years after you've broken up. His gf has dumped him and his parents are dissowning him (crazy irish Catholics)
Not to mention he's a huge homophobe so everyone thinking he's gay is his worst nightmare
The most important part is patience. If it's been years since he's seen or heard from you why would he suspect you?
Be patient sip your tea, keep tabs, and plot.
Fellow femanon

Don't want personal army, just want to have ideas, or lay in wait and then hit him with his phone number and address on here like six years from now.

you dont have much to work with there. Destroyed evidence, removed all access to him, and the one bit of compromising info could be traced to you.

You don't have any easy options here if you want it to not link back to you. It'll have to be random attacks or targeted catfishing.

Either way it'll take at least weeks, maybe months. how motivated are you to do this?

Tits or get the fuck out

Great minds think alike. I was already thinking about the gay porn sent to the house, don't know about the shit. Don't really want to handle my own poop, would rather use a service. We're not friends on social media, how do I keep tabs? Wish I could delete the photo from his phone. already burned the bridge.

So I can stay then?

>We're not friends on social media, how do I keep tabs?
see 'targeted catfishing'. a few fake profiles makes it easy.

>Wish I could delete the photo from his phone. already burned the bridge.
he's a guy, you're a crazy chick. if you sent him a message in a few weeks at midnight saying you miss his cock he'll be all over that. if you can put up with it it gives you a chance to get shit on him.

>computer backup or cloud

Brilliant!

ideally yeah. if you can get him drunk or someshit, make a full backup of the phone, remove incriminating material, and install a keylogger if its android. If you're at his place, do the same to any computers you can.

IF its at your place, you should at least be able to get to the phone, maybe grab a copy of his credit card info when he's asleep, set up a hidden camera so you at least have some nudes of him, etc.

I think he's making fun of you dude. That pic is likely saved on some other platform other than the phone

dude doesn't sound like he's that much of a planner. computer backups unlikely, cloud backups mirror from the phone so are easy enough to take out at the time.

As a guy who has had the best and worst head I've told them all they are amazing. No one is ever gonna be told they are shit

no but post some pussy

Op post your cunt

What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised

I'm posting this on craigslist

OP the best revenge is good living.

I guess you're right. well is them cumming quickly a good thing or a bad thing then?

no clue, I have stamina

Good advice. Might just let it go.

It doesn't satisfy the part of us that wants us to strike back but in the long run it's better.

At this point I want to die anyway so does it really matter anymore?

not sure, post more and we'll see

Depends. I'm totally into oral. I can come pretty quickly from it no matter the technique. Sex takes me a while to come. I'd give you a legit critique if you wanted but I'm UK based and I'm guessing you're Americlap. What's looking promising for you is that you're crazy. Crazy head tends to be good

The best revenge is moving on with your life and letting him suffer in his own.

There's plenty of people who would still be interested in you since you're female.

You're a faggot then. When girls give me awful blowjobs I tell them they're awful. When they're good I tell them they're good.
In my case, yeah. Some girls can't finish me in 20 minutes; others can get me in 5.

The 2nd and 3rd reply are from the person who you first replied to

a little rusty on the Sup Forums mostly a lurker.

What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised

> red pill
> blue pill
Somebody better get some matrix shit up in this bitch.

What looks better to you stones or watermelon

Let's see your ass baby

Tell you what , blow me then I'll Dox him......

She's not Amerifat. Actual Amerifat here. It's 9:20 pm on 1/24 at the earliest and 2:20 am on 1/25 at the latest. She's somewhere even further east of Germany.

Get back together with him. Get his credit card info. Use that to get him a NAMBLA membership. Have everything sent to his parents house.

I'm on central time

I don't know, towards the end it didn't even seem like he was into me, we hadn't had sex in weeks. I doubt he'll want me to even come near him. Maybe gay?

i bet you were wearing shitty normal underwear, then changed into your sexy underwear for that shot - amirite?

nice body

for real? all with condoms... just bang like 4 dudes from Sup Forums... tell him "THEY WERE GUYS FROM Sup Forums"

Oh. So you just meant to put AM and accidentally wrote PM? Alright. That makes more sense.

I'm rather surprised and impressed with the general response here. I expected literally every reply to be geared towards getting you to show more skin.

>posts request
>ignores all advice
>random and contradictory comments

cant decide if this thread is b8 or just attention seeking

You know how anonymity works here. Bunch of guys are probably trying to hijack and derail the thread by posing as OP.

like i said, idiot girl

If anything is repeated enough for long enough it becomes a fact regardless of its validity.

deep bro

Well, I'm not gonna whiteknight here for fear of pulling rank with fellow anons, but you probably are a little harder on yourself than you need to be.

Now, there isn't much advice I can offer. Revenge is a game I don't tend to play, but what the one user said about getting him to fuck you again is definitely a good idea for an in especially if he needs to get laid and you are as good as you say you are at head. On the other hand, if he did take it up the ass and like it, your usefulness to him may have run out.

milhouse is a meme

Except that, fuck you