What is the best way to kill myself Sup Forums?

what is the best way to kill myself Sup Forums?

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Self-decapitation. It will look cool

It's not worth it

Dont do it. Its too cliche for you mate.

Helium or Heroin overdose.

Try asking >Heroin overdose
"No"

move to usa and settle down with a qt instead

sign up for ISIS

heroin od is one of the most painless and reliable ways to do idiot

Doing it by age has a certain merit to it.

suicide bomb slovak/romanian embassy

i took like 50 random pills
i hope it won't fail
bye

liar

Gun

good
I hope you go to hell

Pics or it didn't happen poof.

Take a vacation to syria

it likely wont fail but it might take up to 4 days if, for example, you used tylenol and it will be excruciatingly painful with no cure.

i urge anyone considering suicide to reconsider and above all dont use pills

Overdosing on opiates is definitely not enjoyable in the slightest

what pills t b h

This one. Literally

Or for the rich kids Xenon which is also used as a general anesthetic making it even more painless.

Choking on meh dick if u are picrelated.

legalább még van esélyed bilindát látni élőben ne add fel ánon

don't do it amigo

you have no clue.

t. Junkie

i always figured the ol' car and hose carbon monoxide method would work the best

might be a bit scary near the end but by then you're probably on your way out anyway

plus you live in a country where there must be decent amount of old cars, the newer ones make it harder, so there's that too

Are you also the fag who was whoring his anus out on Craigslist?

no. why were you looking up anus-whoring on craigslist?

you have to put them in your anus, not your mouth

listen to don't fall for the suicide meem

Do something over the top, where you know you will die anyway.
Kill a politician, start a crusade movement, go to your countries army

The options are endless

>likes MBV
>wants to die

I'm seeing a trend here

dank meme overdose.

death by nigger

with style

Hanging is the easiest way out, you're unconscious after 11 seconds and dead within 10 minutes

shoegaze is not suicidal

>10 minutes
That's an eternity without air

the best thing you should do is just to live out your life and have a bunch of fun as much as you can.

Life is so short anyway why would you want to make it any shorter, you'll be dead soon enough just like everybody else. Don't go rushing it, just relax and enjoy yourself. Go eat some grapes or sing your favorite song. Have a cup of wine in the sun and kick back bro

Well yeah, but you are lol

well you cant really , karma.
you will just slip into another dimension were you have forgotten you died and we will have this talk there to.
you are eternal, there is no rest no escape.

>That's an eternity without air
You mean without blood? If you're obstructing the wind pipe instead of the blood to the brain then you're doing it wrong

you are probably right but im not him tho

Say again, what strain are you smoking?

what are you on about, i'm not the one doing it

Whats the downside to jumping off a bridge?

The fear of actually jumping apparently

you can change your mind

you will be dead

The bridge will be traumatized

reckon its still the best

>downside

Aging 100%

then obviously I wasn't talking to you after that first bit, was I

>another fucking athiest shit wants to kill him/her/it whatever self.

And this is the reason why no faith is a bad thing.

Best way is to find Jesus. It's so effective you won't even feel like killing yourself.

Rip netheranon

My brothers.

rip Peti

>tfw i will give anything to came back to Hungary
>Magyar user takes his life on purpose
I really hope you find rest, pray for us that are still here.

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RIP
you picked the wrong day though

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This, paracetamol suicide is horrible and irreversible, basically your liver becomes quickly overwhelmed and gets irreversibly damaged, but you take days to die a low and excruciating death as your organs fail one by one and your body slowly dies.

Live with your parents until they kill you.

Move to the Middle East. Refuse to cover your hair.

this picture was taken in the future

I would do it if I didn't have a family who cares. Only reason I haven't done it.

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when you shoot up you time travel 1 hour per mg