So... cute

So... cute...
What do I write Sup Forums?
Dubs decides

Sup fivehead

Can you jerk me with your mind?

Say "FUGGIN MARRY ME FAIRY GIRL"

Hey you're really cute, can I stick my dick in you?

is that ms frizzle?

"That looks great. Mind if I join you?"

ask her if you can ride her magic school bus

Your drink looks like it could use some more froth.

Hi Bjork.

Cute girls are my fetish

Do you have a younger sister only better looking?

I'd suck a log of shit out of your ass

Hey you're really cute! I'd love to get to know you better.

Take a shower with me and I'll help you condition out that frizz bomb you call hair.

can you an hero on periscope/younow ?

I like your hair. What else you got that's frizzy?

Rolling

Hi, I'm a faggot ass beta asking a website what to ask you....hurr.....hurr....m'lady

Send her pic related

You're pretty cute let's hook up?

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this

Reroll

You ever hear the expression, "Once you go black you never go back?" Well, now you can go white and just call me Dwight.

You shizen housen

Winrars

WinRAR!

rollin like I'm the cocksucker OP is

Only first one wins dummy

Why not do both?

>let's hang out would work better

I can forecast the future in that forehead

Doesn't matter anyways, op won't deliver

>kilometres

Fair point

roll for

DICK DICK IN VAGINA YOUR FACE BE CUTE LET'S HANG UT ME WANT TO RAPE YOUR ASS DICK DICK

autismo derserviolo spaghetto

Give me the WIN give me the RAR

GIVE ME THE WINRAR

Nice cat, yours?

You can't send images through tinder fucking retards, only preloaded GIFS

yay deliver op

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Yeah. She shakes hands.

.

That's awesome. I miss having a cat around. Haven't had one since I move a few years back. What's her name?

Rolling for dis lmao

So any chance of you being interested in hearing the good word of our lord and savior Santana?

When she asks be sure to mention it's Carlos Santana and not satan

Like these faggots are on Tinder

Hey, you're out of tea..

sup biatch. lemme git dat dick.

Welp, went with my own creation. Sorry boys.
She matched me at 3 AM btw

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Sup?

>we swipe each other right, telling each other we find them attractive
>better tell her i find her attractive and hope she responds

Send her a dick pic, my dubs say so

They come at night
They come in threes
They call it cruel
I prefer mean

Where do people get these images

oh god

Wow, you retarded ducking idiot.

Not only are you a huge faggot for making your own but it isn't even a good ice breaker. I hope you fucking die.

Wtf is a kilometer?

translation:
>i am a huge faggot and best i can hope for is friendsone
get ebola faggot

amerifat redneck meter is of the scale

lol what a retard.

That is a terrible startup for a conversation.
Not only did you break the laws of Sup Forums, you wrote the worst thing possible.
Making the impression of a try hard weeaboo before she even talks to you.
You do know that now she just won't answer or if, she'll be disgusted by your repulsive message.

this

must be hard being paul giamatti's daughter.

The internet

roll

As distance equivalent to as long it takes to eat 3 bags of doritos on the scooter

kek

Since OP is a faggot.

Raven

Why the fuck did you even make this thread?

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Close enough

Shoot me some more lulzy lines, I got like 300 matches sitting unused.

Copy and paste the same thing to all of them and wait.

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if you suck my dick ill make pluto a planet again

i r hornee, need the sex. pnis hurts of too much masterbaiton
picture fagmiliar

uranus you mean? This doesn't make sense.

If I asked nicely would you shit on my chest?

Rollin for this.

OP was a faggot and made his own

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No answers yet for either

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