So... cute...
What do I write Sup Forums?
Dubs decides
So... cute
Sup fivehead
Can you jerk me with your mind?
Say "FUGGIN MARRY ME FAIRY GIRL"
Hey you're really cute, can I stick my dick in you?
is that ms frizzle?
"That looks great. Mind if I join you?"
ask her if you can ride her magic school bus
Your drink looks like it could use some more froth.
Hi Bjork.
Cute girls are my fetish
Do you have a younger sister only better looking?
I'd suck a log of shit out of your ass
Hey you're really cute! I'd love to get to know you better.
Take a shower with me and I'll help you condition out that frizz bomb you call hair.
can you an hero on periscope/younow ?
I like your hair. What else you got that's frizzy?
Rolling
Hi, I'm a faggot ass beta asking a website what to ask you....hurr.....hurr....m'lady
Send her pic related
You're pretty cute let's hook up?
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this
Reroll
You ever hear the expression, "Once you go black you never go back?" Well, now you can go white and just call me Dwight.
You shizen housen
Winrars
WinRAR!
rollin like I'm the cocksucker OP is
Only first one wins dummy
Why not do both?
>let's hang out would work better
I can forecast the future in that forehead
Doesn't matter anyways, op won't deliver
>kilometres
Fair point
roll for
DICK DICK IN VAGINA YOUR FACE BE CUTE LET'S HANG UT ME WANT TO RAPE YOUR ASS DICK DICK
autismo derserviolo spaghetto
Give me the WIN give me the RAR
GIVE ME THE WINRAR
Nice cat, yours?
You can't send images through tinder fucking retards, only preloaded GIFS
yay deliver op
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Yeah. She shakes hands.
.
That's awesome. I miss having a cat around. Haven't had one since I move a few years back. What's her name?
Rolling for dis lmao
So any chance of you being interested in hearing the good word of our lord and savior Santana?
When she asks be sure to mention it's Carlos Santana and not satan
Like these faggots are on Tinder
Hey, you're out of tea..
sup biatch. lemme git dat dick.
Welp, went with my own creation. Sorry boys.
She matched me at 3 AM btw
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Sup?
>we swipe each other right, telling each other we find them attractive
>better tell her i find her attractive and hope she responds
Send her a dick pic, my dubs say so
They come at night
They come in threes
They call it cruel
I prefer mean
Where do people get these images
oh god
Wow, you retarded ducking idiot.
Not only are you a huge faggot for making your own but it isn't even a good ice breaker. I hope you fucking die.
Wtf is a kilometer?
translation:
>i am a huge faggot and best i can hope for is friendsone
get ebola faggot
amerifat redneck meter is of the scale
lol what a retard.
That is a terrible startup for a conversation.
Not only did you break the laws of Sup Forums, you wrote the worst thing possible.
Making the impression of a try hard weeaboo before she even talks to you.
You do know that now she just won't answer or if, she'll be disgusted by your repulsive message.
this
must be hard being paul giamatti's daughter.
The internet
roll
As distance equivalent to as long it takes to eat 3 bags of doritos on the scooter
kek
Since OP is a faggot.
Raven
Why the fuck did you even make this thread?
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Close enough
Shoot me some more lulzy lines, I got like 300 matches sitting unused.
Copy and paste the same thing to all of them and wait.
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if you suck my dick ill make pluto a planet again
i r hornee, need the sex. pnis hurts of too much masterbaiton
picture fagmiliar
uranus you mean? This doesn't make sense.
If I asked nicely would you shit on my chest?
Rollin for this.
OP was a faggot and made his own
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No answers yet for either
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