Freshly toasted shota bread

Freshly toasted shota bread

i want to toast pit's bread

nagisa is cute.

u would

all my nagisa is pretty lewd

you're right

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post the one police officer pic

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you too babe

I don't have it user

you're the worst

don't call me that

okay baby

I woke up with a nosebleed it was really gross

Hey fags

Morning everyone~

hot

hi

s t o p

Be nicer

isn't it kind of early to be shotaposting in deutschland?

n o

I know

>isn't it kind of early to be shotaposting in deutschland?
Wow, now I'm German for you, heh?
Also it's the third time I wake up this morning so it's an okay time.

i don't think you're fully aware of how absolutely terrible you actually are

deutschland = netherlands, keep up.

Sorry

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I am lost and confused now
You just changed my world

oh okay

whatever you say daneboy

nobody likes the dutch

every shota poster is actually dutch

I don't mind dutch.

It's getting confusing ;w;

I'm not dutch because if I was I would have killed myself

deutchland = dutch = danish
it's all the same, just different ways of writing it.

no we're all dutch

You seem to have a problem with geography really

i bet i know more about geography than you, faggot.

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i like milk

You probably do yes. My geography classes were either early in the morning or right after lunch. So I slept.

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I like milk

we didn't even do geography in school but i still guarantee i know more

if you drink light milk you should actually commit suicide

Teach me senpai~

Milk is gross tho user

the only two double landlocked countries are liechtenstein and uzbekistan

haha WRONG, DUMBASS!

>never have a shota crush
>see the kid in the new Lemony Snicket's series wearing a sailor outfit
>ugh, I'm not a pervert

wrong

I have no idea what you just said

point proven

me too

yea same

You're bad.

I'll go do things~
Have a nice thread and day people~

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einen schönen tag noch.

bye user, see you

I wonder what Link's tunic smells like...

that's his HAT you retarded FUCK

I stand by my statement

NOT FOR LEWD

holy fuck

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Link is never lewd

link is for pit only

I had a friend who dressed up in this outfit.
Very lewd irl.

pics or it didn't happen

I'd suck Link's dick and eat his ass no homo strict top

I'll find one, gimmie a moment.

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H here, been up for like 50 hours so this thread is entertaining as hell.

wew you should probably sleep, the longest i stayed up was 3 days and that was terrible.

How do you stay up that long

are you on the drugs?

weird. I start hallucinating after 30 hours and my thoughts get a little...weird.

you start hallucinating after only 30? i had like one hallucination after staying up for 3 days.

First night extra was Monster Energy, last night was le crippling depressio
Also Reddit was bothering me, I still use that dump and got banned form a bunch of subs and spent hours feeling offended and trying to reason with liberal moderators.

reddit moderators are the worst

t. reddit moderator

I can't understand reddit's layout at all so I never got into it

I've also been coming here since before I knew reddit existed

yeah. I mean I don't see bugs bunny chasing me around with a knife but it's more subtle like a mushroom trip.

Also I forgot to post an image

It's nice to see the reactions when I arrive, shota threads feel so alive!

As for sleep, it can be weird for me. A day awake can cause weird effects like thinking sounds in my headphones are actually inside my head.
After like 3 nights it gets trippy and actually pretty rad. I managed up to the sixth day then slept for like 24 hours.

how can you not get reddit? it's literally a list of posts and nested comments.

i guess different people are more prone

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nice

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It was so fucking painful. I actually got banned from /r/shitliberalssay because in ANOTHER subreddit I used the word 'black' to describe a black man (my family is part black) and the message was passed on.

Instantly permabanned one one of my most visited subs as well as that one, and I think some other one I've not seen.

It's like a list inside a list and then comments are based on how good randoms thought they were

I'm old and don't like new things

I bet that was a fun room party

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haha you got banned for saying someone was black? jesus christ americans are the worst.

yes that's how nested comments work

Always

I get my own room so I have the option of participating.

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I have also been warned not to be ableist and that sexism will not be tolerated (they don't ask if I'm female and disabled first, I'm not but it goes to show)

The more I give Reddit a chance, the more the chans seem like my home xD

+ (left) Western style shota thing I've not seen posted in ages

I don't like it

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That's a nice art style :3

t. fedora user

that's just sad tbh, i don't post in any large subs.

gentoo, faggot.

I'm a barrel-chested, broad-shouldered stack of muscles and all I want is to wrap my arms around an innocent boy and protect him and some other stuff maybe.