STOP

STOP


There's been an increase of criminal scum around here. Show me you are innocent and I will let you go. But if I find you are scum, you will go to prison, or pay with your soul.

singles = innocent
dubs = prison
trips = death

hey you look familiar....

as do you.. but you are innocent, carry on civilian

can i please have life b0ss

B
>walks away

Let me through, jewish swine

hello

you may pass civilian
B to you common man, carry on
You may pass peasant

Hello to you civilian

hope I'm innocent...

Nothin to declare officer, just a mere khajiit passin through... no skooma or sth

Meth

I'm innocent sir, just passing by

you are common man, carry on
watch yourself kahjit, you may pass for now
i do not know of this word civilian? you may carry on

Oh....these 200 cheese wheels? They're mine I swear, I just really like cheese.

Yes, continue on good sir
Understandable civilian, carry on

>exits chat
>flees
SAYANARA NIGGERS

Evening, officer. Just showing my friends the beauty of the city, nothing shady going on here...

I am on my way to a murder. I ain't a crook now.

Shut the fuck up and kill yourself

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE

Shit son

you n'wah!

I'm not sure I follow civilian, but carry on
evening sir, and good job, this is a gem of a city
I'm going to say you're calling a farse, so carry on civilian
negative citizen, I must protect the town from scum. now carry on
and that's a fine idea good sir, carry on
shit son indeed, carry on civilian

just cruising by

Get out of the way, peasant coming through.

those double 4's look suspicious... watch yourself peasant.
keep cruising good sir
pass on through peasant

I drank 8 pints and pissed all over ye olde towne pub... pls forgive me denizens....by the emperor.

Oi pig

Good thing noone check my pockets around here...

those 5's look a bit out of place peasant. watch yourself, but carry on.
carry on child. I could detain you for those dub 56's, this is a warning.
watch for pickpocketing scum civilian, carry on

I use the blood for lubrication and hydration

Ah, Nirnroot, you say? Not me, officer, I don't do that kinda thing anymore

Hydration is important good man, keep walking
good thing, the stuff is poison to the mind. carry on

No criminality here Sir.

check 'em

How about we discuss this in private, Senpai?

>be me, Argonian

Straight outta Black Marsh!

Who wants to buy some skooma or Moon Sugar. Pure as fuck, marsh friends.

Ah dindu NUFFINS

Ok.

Just passing through, sir

I only want to fap man and this is my Ukulele!

Stop right there, criminal scum

I hope you burn in hell and die a painful death you piece of shit.

FUCK

I'm gonna violate your mother.

oy vey be a good goy and let me pass

fuck you pig
im not hurting anyone with my dubs fuck off
facist cunt
ill post this on reddit

I fucked your mom

can quads be suicide pretty please

sheeeeiiiiiitt

I swear I'm innocent

GET OUT OF MY WAY GUARDS SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE SENATE NOW

GUARDS GUARDS GUARDS

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BY THE 9!

Does this look like the face of a guilty person ?

Have you heard any news from the other parts of Tamriel?

...

The body in my trunk? I'm delivering it to a medical school for learning n stuff.

Thalmor >

They say syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods, in the land of the Altmer.

...

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

*shifty look*

I demand my phone call.

I'm innocent I swear !

I'm dressed like a ghost and that cross on fire is simply to keep us warm !

You can try

No.

My rights are being violated! Attica! Attica! Police abuse!

I'LL SHOW YOU ABUSE CRIMINAL SCUM !

Police brutality! Police brutality! Police brutality! God! Please say someone is recording this!

I'll have to join in on the beating !

Racism! Nobody is recording this because I'm white!

But what if I have quads

What about quads??

i'm just here to watch them beat you...

Criminal? Oh no, Cicero is just looking for the GREAt and WONdERfUL listener

Don't worry about the iron ingots, just planning on making a few more daggers