Tfw you spend an hour making a silicone mould of your penis for your GF and it comes out looking like an alien dog dick...

>tfw you spend an hour making a silicone mould of your penis for your GF and it comes out looking like an alien dog dick...

Dude you're mold must have fucking sucked. You didnt do shit right.

Study more and try again. Be more patient with things.

I'm sure your alien dog girlfriend will love it, OP.

Destroy that now

Wow way to go assuming theyre the same species. Racist.

No. First, pics of gf fucking it.

Looks like a candle with herpes
Lmao

> tfw you spend an hour making a silicone mold of your alien tentacle penis and it comes out looking like an alien tentacle penis

Thats hot man

your dildo has herpes

Is nobody gonna notice that the file name is off. OP didn't take this pic.

Practically identical....

Making a mold of you penis is where this begins and ends wrong.

When she said she wanted to cut off your cock so she could use it whenever she wants, she wasn't talking about a fake one.

fucking SJW cancer, you are what is ruining this board

is it soft or hard?

are you retarded ?

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Im sure imaginary women don't have that many expectations anyways, OP

he's reharded

i mean is the consistence/texture of the dildo soft or hard

and yes maybe i'm a little bit retarded

Its probably stiff rubber, ya know, like a dildo

Are you a dog?

OP I was thinking of getting one of these. Did you fuck up, or are they just shit. Also, do you need to stay hard for a long time in the mold?

>falling for bait this hard

cant believe these guys make molds of their dicks out of silicone to fuck their asses now
>welcome to 2017
>its for my gf not me

>now
kek, you think this wasn't happening before

I remember my first day
Sigh

I want to do this now. I have a great cock. My ass is worthy only of the best

You got an alien dog dick.

looks the same to me


im cross-eyed though

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he was talking about the dick you downs kid

I can already see an alien dog dildo becoming a thing

would suck

well shid :DDDD

Nice cock btw.

she'll love it!

Foreskin...just mold the head next time.

These trips speak truth. His alien dog girlfriend will love it.

>didn't remove air bubbles
>blames silicon

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you completely fucked that one up

try again. post results

Tries to make dildo for gf.

Accidentally gets her into beastiality.

Good god, user...