Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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>ITT

so is there like some formal way to declare your waifu?

still here


and


no?

4 years ago?
Not really. Some pussy, some say claimed, some come up with a fancy bot of text

Lets fuckin jam.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ew4AReEmo4c&t=1104s

I'll forever be confused as to why my phone thinks post is pussy

Tomoko good choice user

youtube.com/watch?v=E_C5E9kO5rM

youtu.be/s2XnR0cKfnY

Also, youtu.be/oGnmDUxa-aM

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thank you

(MGTOW)
That's crazy dood...
I'm now glad I live in muslim europe dood

(Tomoko)
Everyone can afford a Prinny
One sardine a month dood

Your destroyer a shit compared to my cruiser.

Am building Trimaran with missiles, AA and ~4-5 Meters thick of armor on the main hull.

Does it still hurt meow?

Saved
It's alright Dood. Thanks for listing to my silliness. If it makes you feel any better I got 4 of them while I was in Syria

I'm gonna steal this bitch
Thanks user.

then its a shame i dont have one
cool

youtube.com/watch?v=7IV_9foVEAY

Yes, yes it does

Definitely dood
All peace and tolerance aside I'm legitimately scared sometimes to go by train.
Since I'd pass the main train station dood. And if I were a terrorist I'd of course blow up somewhere where many people are dood

And sure, don't worry about it dood. I learned that someone who listens is sometimes better than people who help dood

That's probably because you don't have a Netherworld net account dood

Well then I'm very sorry to hear that. Back pain can be very life hindering.

REMINDER:
IT IS NEVER LEWD TIME

>Suika claim

ALICE WHAT THE FUCK!?

is there moar of this? Tomoko as dark magician girl makes me diamonds
I wouldn't worry to much about that unless you live in a very large city like london or Paris

>ALICE

I live outside of the city but I have to go to the capital city of my country every day dood

It's lewd time? How lewd of a time?

well ive never even seen a prinny besides in pics
Well there is a whole bunch of Anime grills as magic girls like this. Last one I have really

I feel you. Just be prepared to defend yourself if need be.

It is, also lewd why

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I ment in terms of a paradoy Dojin or whatever they are called

Does it hurt to walk?

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MEH WAIFU DEMANDS 2's

Lewd dood
very very lewd dood

And yeah, that's because prinnies live in the netherword and not here on earth dood

I am prepared dood!
Not as good as americans due to gun laws but I did my reasearch dood

No, it hurts to stand. Who is this?

Where is my Chara~?

gif of her licking her lips?
I wouldnt know I dont fap to her
yeah that one was a bit. I know it sucks

Woah, are you the one i spoke to long ago? if so long time no see.

you don't need guns. Bit of advice. If you are ever cornered by muslims don't back down. Backing down to them is a sign of weakness that needs to be wiped out. They are animals. Stand up to them like you would a bear or something and they might just leave you alone.

Does it always hurt to stand? I'm yours.

Figured out where I live?

More often than not
-_- no one is mine but Alice.

Austria, you're 5'6" and weigh 140lbs. You have dark blonde hair and brown eyes.

no baka, i said I"M yours
>smooch

why do i like dicks so much?

Besides the weight you're right, but every bit of that information is in the archive.
Considering the disaster the last few days you must know exactly how I look. From face to toe

Not him but you posted face?

I do, I've burned it into my memory and I draw your face at work every day.

No, I didn't. It's a longer story. Basically I broke someones heart and he dumped every private picture of me in the thread.

Oh my, I'd like to see that.
Ah, I just calculated again... the 5'6'' is wrong.
I hate converting from cm to feet inc

Good bye, Chara~

Bye fuckface

You're fucking creepy

Who was this? so he posted your face?

Whose heart you broke?

He posted face and nudes of himself...

Louise here, evidently moments too late to reeee at the edgemaster

Also i need more pictures of Dark Magician Girl cosplaying waifus

Don't call me a fuckface, you'll hurt my feelings.
Good bye again, Chara~

thats the only one i got

I've posted my face before.

It's no big deal.

You're a fuckface

It can be a big deal for some people

you should never post pictures of yourself online. Especially here

That's being a little too paranoid

Why?

It's a face, it's your face, Own it.

It's literally no big deal, so fucking what if you faggots know what I look like? Not like It matters.

Psycho-stalkers have no feelings you lying FUCKFACE!

someone could draw you taking it in the butt bro

I'm not surprised, just dissapointed

No it's not, I work in law enforcement, You'd be surprised what can come back to haunt you

Cool. Do it.

well google is a thing

i cant

someone do it.

>I work in law enforcement

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Seriously, do it, I'll post it to my social media page if someone does it.

I genuinely want to see someone draw a picture of me taking it in the ass by the biggest blackest dick you can find.

B/c there's a disparity between what people look like and how their online personality makes them look

People post themselves in /fit/ and /soc/ all the time and it doesn't come back to haunt them, Sup Forums is no different

-happily plays with a breakfast orange, enjoying its cheerfully bright color and the fragrant oils-

-_-

You haven't seen what i've seen user.

Fair warning. You're all free to do what you want but there's a very specific reason why I don't have any social media accounts or post pictures of myself online

I look and act like a cunt.

I want to see that but i cant draw for shit

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-gets a banana so the orange has a friend to play with and hums tunelessly while imagining their exploits-

boobie

-dances the orange around, speaking of his lament for his lost dream of being in a fruit salad. Banana couldn't possibly know how it feels to be citrus. Salacious!-

are you ok?

Now if only Louise cosplaying DMG was a thing someone had drawn.

>If someone does it, you'll post it
Sorely tempted~

-looks up at you with wide eyes as though a deer caught in the headlights. Is clearly embarrassed to have been caught playing and slinks back to the broom closet sheepishly.-

It has to be Me, though, not Velvet.

I will post it, and I will post proof if you do.

I dont know if it exists but best of luck finding it
Oh sorry. Ill leave you be

It would be difficult to draw you taking it without having seen a picture of you.
Pretty sure it doesn't...Thanks anyway.

Then find one.

Ask a few people, I'm certain Syndra has one or two.
Newfags have yet to see whom I am.

fucking newfags amirite XDDDD

Eh, not worth the effort.
Hell, it's not worth the effort of drawing in the first place to be honest.

I don't have any

I posted my face before aswell.

Sure is in here.

I'm back from class. Who happens to still be alive? Are you daijoubu?

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