Wy take it in the ass for $2000?

wy take it in the ass for $2000?

>2017
>scared to make money with your ass
wut

I'm flat fuckin broke and just lost my job, so I guess so

Yeah prolly. Could use the money rn

no

but I might if I could do it a hundred more times at $2000 a pop

2 grand is not enough money to start actually being money so anybody who says yes is gayer than op

Ye man thats a good 2 week cruise where I can get some ass myself. Sign me up.

in some countries 2k is 5 months' salary
you'd consider it too

yes

2k isnt bad. but need more details.

>how long inside?
>what dick?
>brutal?

normal size penis, normal sex

Yeah but in the good ones it's only a months rent.

Depends how rough we are talking, though two grand doesn't go all that far, but I'd probably do it, so long as I won't get AIDS.

I already do it for free

why would i pay 2000 dollars to have some schmuck fuck my ass?

sure

that'd be ok for 2k

I'd do it for $50 mate and I'm not even gay

easily

given that I don't get any STD, and no one will know, same here

Not for $2,000, no.

But, I have my breaking point. Somewhere around $150,000

To a qt petite pale trap with a feminine dick? Yes
To a man? No

Yes.

2K to take this

I'd do a lot for $2000

With a condom? Sure. I could use a new computer.

Np, if girls can do it, I can too

I mean its a little steep, but I guess if I had the money...

Liar

For money?
Pff I do it for free

Get out of here with that stupid autistic furfag shit

Welcome to Sup Forums fag

No u

See,

i like ur attitude. this attitude is what puts men on the moon. good on you user.

can i make him wear a condom?

sure, hell id pay.

Add a 0 and that's a possibility. Although with a few rules; dude has to be hot, condom is mandatory and I'm allowed to be high/drunk. Obviously no video involved and complete secrecy.

$2000? That's a lot of money
Normally I only pay $200 for someone to fuck my ass

If he wears a condom or I know he's STD free, absolutely.

well someone is scared

>dude has to be hot
Yeah, you'd let a guy fuck you for free.

tfw they're both the same

I'm going to torture a live animal for every faggot furry post.

Go out and torture ''''live'''' (retard) animals if you want psychopath :)

I'd pay $2000 to get fucked by that

At least I'm not an autistic faggot with a longing desire to suck dog dick. I'll pick psycho.

Nice try mate, neither am I :)
Sorry for triggering you

literally getting pounded in the ass for a months rent is such value. work for 20-30 minutes and your rent is paid(if you're not lower class and don't have room mates) as opposed to working 200 hours at a minimum wage job. and that's before taxes and everything too

yes. student poorfag

"Out of a group of 300 males self-identified as belonging to the fandom, whether or not they feel as they did not have a fulfilled childhood, 46% replied 'yes' while 64% replied 'no'. When asked whether or not they feel sexual attraction to minors, 12% responded 'yes' to feeling attraction to those below the age of 18, 7% responded 'yes' to feeling attraction to those below the age of 12. 81% stated they feel no sexual attraction to minors whatsoever."

streamin some nigga gay ass porn at twitch
/greatgamesgalore

OK

So you like fucking kids, awesome. Bet your parents are proud.

No

I'd do it for free!

>7418▶
> (OP)
fake

Triggered much?
Aren't kids on the top off the fuck-chain?
Too bad I wasn't in that random survey!
>Enjoy p0rn

nah

damn thats hot

niggas

Lol, I would do it every day for that money.

hes too twitch
/greatgamesgalore

Everybody has a price. Mine is quite a bit higher than 2 grand though.

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of innocent animals being mutilated.

I already do it for free, I'm gay, so for 2k? Hell yeah.

streaming animal gore at twitch /greatgamesgalore

WoW edgy

not edgy as this nigga
twitch /greatgamesgalore

What's that? Dead dogs? :)

Needs more furry gore!

Dont you have any furry gore? :U
Hotter

If it's a normal (IRL normal, not internet/porn "normal") sized penis, a condom and lube is used and the only thing I had to do is just "take it up the ass", like crouch on all fours and wait until the guy's done...? Hey, it's easier than anything I've done for a living thus far.

And I don't really even need that money ATM.

If we're going to be real tho'
You're triggered which is a bit sad from just someone writing with you and then you save pictures of dogs which I have no connection to, to try and upset me
3/10

I'd do it for a 20 Piece McNuggets

This one is my favorite.

His owner cut out his eyes because he pissed on the floor.

I'll bet he was scared, was probably expecting just a kick to the stomach. Now he'll never walk without bumping into walls like a little reject. I wish I could have been there to see the look of terror in his eyes before they were carved out.

I'd let everybody ITT fuck me for two grand..

OK?
Are you just in it for the porn now? :p

Nah lol. I prefer IRL.

Look at this little loser. Did you fuck him so hard that he lost the ability to walk, run, and play? Wow that's fucked up.

Welp, there goes any chance of him getting adopted. Off to the gas box.

Well you're still here watching gay fur

I'd do it for free

yeah... but not bare though

oh god you're more cringy and worse than fucking furfags

not as sad as being a fucking degenerate gay fucktard

Welcome to Sup Forums fag

I'm starting to think you are every bit as fucked up as every stereotype the furry fandom gives itself. Fat, lonely, turned on by bestiality, with a tendency to regress into childlike mindsets. The whole fandom is based on bestiality under the guise of being fans of "anthropomorphic animals". Just admit it, you crave cat cock. Any furry will be quick to defend the fandom, but you just flat out admitted to wanting to fuck children. You are a degenerate.

>Look at this little loser. Did you fuck him so >hard that he lost the ability to walk, run, and >play? Wow that's fucked up.

>Welp, there goes any chance of him getting >adopted. Off to the gas box.

I would pay even more to take it. What a bargain!

>Post pictures off dead animals
>Get triggered by someone typing

>You are a degenerate.

Cant tell if this gold is real!

I would do it for 2$

100% legit. Just curious, do you still play with legos? I bet you love My Little Pony too.

Welcome to the club!

some gay ass porn at twitch
/greatgamesgalore

How long does my $2000 buy me?

Lego & MLP are not my cup of tea
Just asking cus' you want to have something in common to talk about?

thanks
what can I do to show my gratitude?

Grindr/Craigslist & a leaking butt for a week straight, at least!
You have to show your gratitude by always be full off thick cum fam!

I can't really think of anything I would have in common with a dog fucker.

Oh, almost forgot.

I wonder what it would sound like if he tried to bark? Bet it would sound something like-
BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF

gladly :3

>I wonder what it would sound like if he tried to bark? Bet it would sound something like-
BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF

obv