Feeling bored today. Who wants to play a game? Found out this girl lives nearby, dubs decide how she dies, trip when...

Feeling bored today. Who wants to play a game? Found out this girl lives nearby, dubs decide how she dies, trip when, quads can have her, before or after, your call.

Drowned in cheese

Choking on my balls.

murder her with your retardation

Re roll

ReRoll

Could be tricky, if I use quality cheese I'd have to heat it up first, so she'd burn while she drowned. Low quality cheese, she'd drown in her own vomit first.

Re roll.

Too easy anyway. I'd just drop my head on her, shit's dense as a neutron star.

Rerolll

death by chocolade

whipped to death.

Re rollll

It's not happening, user. You'd need to HAVE balls first

I'm bored now, but one last re roll.

But I'm a trap...

touche

Fine then, drown her in pepto bismol.

One for each

dubs: spike through vagina
trips: Valentine's day
Quads: before

she gets sawed in half.

Livestream it whatever you do

She gets locked in a small box then about 30 swords get shoved thorough it.

Love her to death

WINRAR

re roll

...

Love her to death wins, but ofc that'll take a while. Dubs now decide what I do with her while she's alive. Go wild, kids, I have enough plastic wrap for three or four bloody good suggestions.

Date her

saw her in half but put her back together.

lethal and morbid mutilation

Encourage her to move around inside and dodge them.

Coke and Mentos in the pussy

Slowly poisin over time?

Seen. Could be... interesting.

Shoot her into space

Seen. Now we're getting somewhere. Perhaps a single strong toxin, then slip her the antidote until a breakup? Could fit with love her to death. She literally couldn't live without me.

checked. For science.

I like you, OP.

I wanna meet you

bumping for the quads of justice, but i forgot what for

I see no way that could go wrong.