YLYL
YLYL
Knew it and still clicked.
kek... wait what?
you have to be retarded to not skip to the end of a TLDR on Sup Forums
You have to be faggot*
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>Expected goatse
>disappointed.
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lol lost
/r/ing the thread where OP sends fake reviews of himself to his lab partners
wat
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
Penis
vagina haha
Well dang.
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Fuck you.
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kek
dammit
fuck
God fucking damnit op are you kidding me
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Was expecting gay ass crack, glad to be wrong
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even indian kids know the ttruth
lol haha
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lol
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Well you fucked that one up you moron.
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Mysoginist/10 reported.
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