Sup Forumsros, I just had the most stupid sexual experience of my life

Sup Forumsros, I just had the most stupid sexual experience of my life.

>Ex gf texts me she wants to fuck
>After about 1 year not fucking, why the fuck no?
>She comes over to my place
>She gets undressed sensually while watching me
>I get undressed aswell, we goin' to fuck. Pee pee is already hard as a diamond
>After 5 min of kissing and making her wet by fingering, I put my condom on
>MY STUPID DICK GETS FLACID
>no
>Try to make up with her a little more to get it hard again
>no
>Oral her in the meantime, I try to estimulate my penis by touching it
>no
>She needs to go in about 30 min
>We laugh and sit down in bed waiting for my pee pee to get hard again
>no
>She leaves

We laughed about it, she said she's comming back in few days.

What is wrong with my excalibur sword, Sup Forums? Pointing out I masturbated 2 hours before she came over because the fuck of it.

Also, sexually dumb experiences thread.

Its in your mind, buddy.
Relax...

your dick knows something is wrong there
better trust your dick and dont smash da puss

can you maintain an erection while masturbating ?

Get her to suck it

>condom
found the problem

You could try not masturbating the same day you're expecting someone to fuck. You know, just to be sure.

already cummed + weird emotional package = no boner sometimes

It happens often after masturbation, just fuck her next time as she wasn't fucked before :P
brave for my paste:
>Be with your gf
>Break up
>Sad talking about future plans and past times together
>Next day ask her just about sex-friends, because sex was well, but she was weird
>She says no
>Next month you hear that 3 guys fucked her
>No drama, because you knew she was weird

I bet on that. While contentrating on my dick getting hard, I noticed it was just ignoring me and getting more flacid

Same thing I thought, maybe destiny? I was not mean to fuck her today?

Yes. I mean i get erections almost everytime I'm travelling in bus, my pee pee gets erected from anything.

Told her, she doesn't want to taste the flavor of my white chocolate bar.

This is also a problem, I had a slutty gf who let me fuck her without condom, tbh i've never fucked with condom on in any point of my life.

I dunno. I haven't fucked my gf in a month and a half even though we live together because I just haven't been aroused when she's around.

Probably getting cheated on but whatever.

>you perform oral, she doesn't
jesus christ have some pride dude and look for a better chick

what this guy said. The cock knows. dont hit it.

when i was i didnt fuck a girl because i haddent shaved

when i was 16 i didnt fuck a girl because she heard i have a big dick, when really its just average and i didnt wanna disappoint

If you can't get it up, there is something in your mind preventing it. You should listen to your sub-conscience and don't tap that.

too much fap dude

>dick
>destiny
>dickstiny

I want to fuck Asuka

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she's pregnant and wants to hook you tyrone's niglet. your dick knows.

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pretty sure she doesnt want to fuck you
or even cant at this point you know shes 2D

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Kek you sound like me user, but I've got chronic dick problems not just the occasional performance anxiety. I can get hard at the drop of a hat but it never stays long enough to get anything "done"

Solution: don't fuck around.
>Do more cardio; a mile a day.
>order Cialis from India (I use Alldaychemist)
>glorious science boner- now you can focus 100% on the girl

Girls don't understand how emasculating it is when we have peoblems(hence the laughing. Like really? That's gonna help?). All they have to do is grease up their hole with lube and lie there like a fish.

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Hey OP. I had a similar experience. The chick I lost my virginity to was a bit complicated. I would say we dated a little, but after we would just fuck around a bit. We worked together.
>be me
>be 18
>girl I lost it to is away for about a month.
>new found confidence.
>sex another girl 3 times one night.
>later, girl with my virgin card comes back.
>feel I need to share my accomplishment.
> she says she has been fucking neighbor whole time.
>dafuq.exe
>it's night time after work.
>everyone's gone.
>feel I need to assert my dominance.
>proceed to take her pants off and give it to her on the asphalt.
>dick is limp.
>is it because it's hard asphalt or cold air?
>or is it because I'm not into this butch anymore.
>take off.
>turns out there was a cop not far.
>could have been caught.
>mfw

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Bitch* not butch. Not into dude ladies

Be an alpha and start nofap, the problem will never arise again

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Wrong type of condom, legit.

Lol not op but if I do nofap it makes me want to kill people. I think I'd better stick to my usual routune

happens to everyone Sup Forumsro. just don't worry about it and you'll be fine

yeah, i pretty much try and avoid condoms all together. i figure if it kills me then i died they way i lived

This.

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New fag here can't greentext but I'll say my story. Went to friends house hour away , let's call him c, for a party. with him and my friend 6 hours, call him h, away that came down for the weekend. showed up late cause my dude came over and we had some beer and lines. Needless to say I took that drive to fucked up. Not to mention my alcoholism got the better of me half way threw and opened a road soda. But walk in the door h hand me a beer and tell me to chug. I chug and he gives me a straw and gives me a line. Do that to and it's back to chugging beer. Them outta nowhere c sister who I rarely pay attention to cause to far outta my league. Hottest girl in my high school but she starts talking about a plane ticket or something. We go to her room to see plane ticket and c comes with us. I'm there for a lil bit and c leaves. Second he closes the door she tell me she didn't wanna talk about the plane ticket. I'm know where this is going but she close to her brother so I have to get his permission first. Get permission so me and c sister do another line and start going at it. Dreams are fucking coming true expect my drunk ass got whiskey dick or it was the blow dunno. But my little fella wasn't doing to well. Pushed rope entire time. Got to cum on nicest tits I'd seen. Done fucked up but it was great

ermm....

i can't even

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Hahaha unluck user. She drugged your Penis and used you. Utmost kekelek

but waifus are bad

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Great body, but she has the face of an aging starlet desperately clinging to youth.

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its your dick protecting you from getting into a shitty relationship again, thank it and move on

2d cant rub your dick user

I'd still fuck her tho

Thats clearly shopped i can tell by the pixels

I can rub it to 2D

>I'd still fuck her tho
Totally. She just needs to work on the makeup.

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When I was 15 my cousin, through marriage of another relative, hooked me up with one of her family friends daughters. She stripped top less in her panties and gave me a lapdance while my cousin watched. Then she blew me while my cousin gave advice. More things happened. It was weird.

nah user thats me with asuka shes my fucktoy

>taste the flavor of my white chocolate bar
Jesus Christ you beta fuck, no wonder you are her last resort spewing shit like that.

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nah user but you dotn get any plasure outside of what you do to yourself
Dont you want to feel her warmth?
her nice body?
play with her hair?
nah user 2D wont do

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quit masturbating stupid

This ass is insane. Where can I find sauce?

>cut dick off
>get new dick
>walmart rollback on dicks

Sadly I have no sauce, got it from a lewd cosplay thread.

Sweet dreams asuka

Nice period.

Destiny... meant to... get fucked with that pre determined bullshit. you are insignificant. no one cares about you, there is nothing greater with a plan for you.
and since you are such scum, put your dick in everything, including a toaster

It's your subconscious saying something is wrong , wouldn't worry about it .

OP you are retard the trick is to always slid that bitch in raw and stroke and pound it for a minute before putting on the condom stimulate the dick mother fucker god reading this shit made me cringe. Especially if pic related that bitch is fine as fuck love skinny girls my dick could cut a diamond cause it would have been harder then diamonds slipping into that pink sock of hers.

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> run into an ex gf at a party
> been a couple years
> she has put on some weight but is still pretty
> gets late everyone has had a bit to drink
> she's being affectionate "want to.. For old times sake?"
> fuck yeah.. Easy lay, and she wasn't half bad back then
> get to her place and she starts blowing me
> clothes come off and she lays on her back with her legs up
> *dick starts to deflate*
> her stomach looks like a series of bratwurst rolls
> her pussy isn't so much trimmed as the hair has migrated to her asshole
> and her tits are sagging into her armpits
> "come here user.. I'm ready for it!"
> *big smile* which I now destroy
> "I don't think I can Annonette.. You just aren't sexually attractive to me anymore."
> *pull up my pants and head for the door*
> I left her there on her back like a turtle crossed with a butterball turkey

Didn't speak again for a solid couple of years. No regrets.. Sometimes your cock knows best OP.

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I'm all hears user-kun

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niceee

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How old are you? We lose stamina with age do we not?

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I think we all need to see the nudes so we can really know whats going on. Please post em.

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nope she's underage

i'm 19, my stamina is pretty much fucked up, all i do is play games, the farest distance i walk a day is about 10 meters to reach my kitchen. i'm not fat tho