Sup Forumsros, I just had the most stupid sexual experience of my life.
>Ex gf texts me she wants to fuck >After about 1 year not fucking, why the fuck no? >She comes over to my place >She gets undressed sensually while watching me >I get undressed aswell, we goin' to fuck. Pee pee is already hard as a diamond >After 5 min of kissing and making her wet by fingering, I put my condom on >MY STUPID DICK GETS FLACID >no >Try to make up with her a little more to get it hard again >no >Oral her in the meantime, I try to estimulate my penis by touching it >no >She needs to go in about 30 min >We laugh and sit down in bed waiting for my pee pee to get hard again >no >She leaves
We laughed about it, she said she's comming back in few days.
What is wrong with my excalibur sword, Sup Forums? Pointing out I masturbated 2 hours before she came over because the fuck of it.
Also, sexually dumb experiences thread.
Joshua Gonzalez
Its in your mind, buddy. Relax...
Jaxson Torres
your dick knows something is wrong there better trust your dick and dont smash da puss
Logan Myers
can you maintain an erection while masturbating ?
Wyatt Moore
Get her to suck it
Matthew Collins
>condom found the problem
Owen Baker
You could try not masturbating the same day you're expecting someone to fuck. You know, just to be sure.
already cummed + weird emotional package = no boner sometimes
Oliver Diaz
It happens often after masturbation, just fuck her next time as she wasn't fucked before :P brave for my paste: >Be with your gf >Break up >Sad talking about future plans and past times together >Next day ask her just about sex-friends, because sex was well, but she was weird >She says no >Next month you hear that 3 guys fucked her >No drama, because you knew she was weird
Jaxson Kelly
I bet on that. While contentrating on my dick getting hard, I noticed it was just ignoring me and getting more flacid
Same thing I thought, maybe destiny? I was not mean to fuck her today?
Yes. I mean i get erections almost everytime I'm travelling in bus, my pee pee gets erected from anything.
Told her, she doesn't want to taste the flavor of my white chocolate bar.
This is also a problem, I had a slutty gf who let me fuck her without condom, tbh i've never fucked with condom on in any point of my life.
Elijah Richardson
I dunno. I haven't fucked my gf in a month and a half even though we live together because I just haven't been aroused when she's around.
Probably getting cheated on but whatever.
Robert Butler
>you perform oral, she doesn't jesus christ have some pride dude and look for a better chick
Jacob Evans
what this guy said. The cock knows. dont hit it.
Hudson Robinson
when i was i didnt fuck a girl because i haddent shaved
when i was 16 i didnt fuck a girl because she heard i have a big dick, when really its just average and i didnt wanna disappoint
Nathaniel Ortiz
If you can't get it up, there is something in your mind preventing it. You should listen to your sub-conscience and don't tap that.
Jonathan Adams
too much fap dude
Jonathan Bell
>dick >destiny >dickstiny
Tyler Perez
I want to fuck Asuka
Jose Garcia
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Kayden Garcia
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Liam Smith
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Chase Powell
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Dominic Nguyen
she's pregnant and wants to hook you tyrone's niglet. your dick knows.
James Thompson
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Easton Walker
pretty sure she doesnt want to fuck you or even cant at this point you know shes 2D
Nicholas Bell
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Kayden Howard
Kek you sound like me user, but I've got chronic dick problems not just the occasional performance anxiety. I can get hard at the drop of a hat but it never stays long enough to get anything "done"
Solution: don't fuck around. >Do more cardio; a mile a day. >order Cialis from India (I use Alldaychemist) >glorious science boner- now you can focus 100% on the girl
Girls don't understand how emasculating it is when we have peoblems(hence the laughing. Like really? That's gonna help?). All they have to do is grease up their hole with lube and lie there like a fish.
Hunter Sanchez
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Lucas Taylor
Hey OP. I had a similar experience. The chick I lost my virginity to was a bit complicated. I would say we dated a little, but after we would just fuck around a bit. We worked together. >be me >be 18 >girl I lost it to is away for about a month. >new found confidence. >sex another girl 3 times one night. >later, girl with my virgin card comes back. >feel I need to share my accomplishment. > she says she has been fucking neighbor whole time. >dafuq.exe >it's night time after work. >everyone's gone. >feel I need to assert my dominance. >proceed to take her pants off and give it to her on the asphalt. >dick is limp. >is it because it's hard asphalt or cold air? >or is it because I'm not into this butch anymore. >take off. >turns out there was a cop not far. >could have been caught. >mfw
Christian Reyes
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Andrew Harris
Bitch* not butch. Not into dude ladies
Carson Roberts
Be an alpha and start nofap, the problem will never arise again
Jace Miller
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Kevin Ward
Wrong type of condom, legit.
Josiah Nelson
Lol not op but if I do nofap it makes me want to kill people. I think I'd better stick to my usual routune
Kevin Evans
happens to everyone Sup Forumsro. just don't worry about it and you'll be fine
Owen Campbell
yeah, i pretty much try and avoid condoms all together. i figure if it kills me then i died they way i lived
Jason Perez
This.
Ryder Cox
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Christopher Evans
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Michael Carter
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Jaxon Moore
New fag here can't greentext but I'll say my story. Went to friends house hour away , let's call him c, for a party. with him and my friend 6 hours, call him h, away that came down for the weekend. showed up late cause my dude came over and we had some beer and lines. Needless to say I took that drive to fucked up. Not to mention my alcoholism got the better of me half way threw and opened a road soda. But walk in the door h hand me a beer and tell me to chug. I chug and he gives me a straw and gives me a line. Do that to and it's back to chugging beer. Them outta nowhere c sister who I rarely pay attention to cause to far outta my league. Hottest girl in my high school but she starts talking about a plane ticket or something. We go to her room to see plane ticket and c comes with us. I'm there for a lil bit and c leaves. Second he closes the door she tell me she didn't wanna talk about the plane ticket. I'm know where this is going but she close to her brother so I have to get his permission first. Get permission so me and c sister do another line and start going at it. Dreams are fucking coming true expect my drunk ass got whiskey dick or it was the blow dunno. But my little fella wasn't doing to well. Pushed rope entire time. Got to cum on nicest tits I'd seen. Done fucked up but it was great
Julian Perry
ermm....
i can't even
Nicholas Torres
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John Perez
ty
Luis Ward
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Robert Perry
Hahaha unluck user. She drugged your Penis and used you. Utmost kekelek
Jordan Peterson
but waifus are bad
Aiden Martin
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Brandon Parker
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Christian Rogers
Great body, but she has the face of an aging starlet desperately clinging to youth.
William Diaz
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Angel Brooks
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Joshua Cox
its your dick protecting you from getting into a shitty relationship again, thank it and move on
Sebastian Rivera
2d cant rub your dick user
Luis Watson
I'd still fuck her tho
Thats clearly shopped i can tell by the pixels
I can rub it to 2D
Parker Morris
>I'd still fuck her tho Totally. She just needs to work on the makeup.
Carter Brooks
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Christopher Allen
When I was 15 my cousin, through marriage of another relative, hooked me up with one of her family friends daughters. She stripped top less in her panties and gave me a lapdance while my cousin watched. Then she blew me while my cousin gave advice. More things happened. It was weird.
Chase Robinson
nah user thats me with asuka shes my fucktoy
Xavier Morris
>taste the flavor of my white chocolate bar Jesus Christ you beta fuck, no wonder you are her last resort spewing shit like that.
Samuel Foster
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Kayden Thompson
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Jaxson Taylor
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Gavin Collins
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Samuel Perez
nah user but you dotn get any plasure outside of what you do to yourself Dont you want to feel her warmth? her nice body? play with her hair? nah user 2D wont do
Joseph Murphy
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Josiah Murphy
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Noah Brooks
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Oliver Sanders
quit masturbating stupid
William Hill
This ass is insane. Where can I find sauce?
Daniel Lopez
>cut dick off >get new dick >walmart rollback on dicks
Lincoln Hall
Sadly I have no sauce, got it from a lewd cosplay thread.
Ryan Robinson
Sweet dreams asuka
Ryan Gray
Nice period.
Carson Torres
Destiny... meant to... get fucked with that pre determined bullshit. you are insignificant. no one cares about you, there is nothing greater with a plan for you. and since you are such scum, put your dick in everything, including a toaster
Jaxon Adams
It's your subconscious saying something is wrong , wouldn't worry about it .
Jason Wood
OP you are retard the trick is to always slid that bitch in raw and stroke and pound it for a minute before putting on the condom stimulate the dick mother fucker god reading this shit made me cringe. Especially if pic related that bitch is fine as fuck love skinny girls my dick could cut a diamond cause it would have been harder then diamonds slipping into that pink sock of hers.
Ayden Campbell
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Bentley Stewart
> run into an ex gf at a party > been a couple years > she has put on some weight but is still pretty > gets late everyone has had a bit to drink > she's being affectionate "want to.. For old times sake?" > fuck yeah.. Easy lay, and she wasn't half bad back then > get to her place and she starts blowing me > clothes come off and she lays on her back with her legs up > *dick starts to deflate* > her stomach looks like a series of bratwurst rolls > her pussy isn't so much trimmed as the hair has migrated to her asshole > and her tits are sagging into her armpits > "come here user.. I'm ready for it!" > *big smile* which I now destroy > "I don't think I can Annonette.. You just aren't sexually attractive to me anymore." > *pull up my pants and head for the door* > I left her there on her back like a turtle crossed with a butterball turkey
Didn't speak again for a solid couple of years. No regrets.. Sometimes your cock knows best OP.
Adam Scott
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Thomas Ortiz
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Christian Ross
I'm all hears user-kun
Hudson Lee
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Aaron Rogers
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Nolan Davis
niceee
Jaxon Harris
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Evan Gray
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Robert Lewis
How old are you? We lose stamina with age do we not?
Christopher Wilson
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William Gomez
I think we all need to see the nudes so we can really know whats going on. Please post em.
Thomas Smith
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Juan Thomas
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Connor Davis
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Adrian Green
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Robert Williams
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Jordan Wilson
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Hudson Adams
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Levi Reyes
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Jason Johnson
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Aiden Howard
nope she's underage
i'm 19, my stamina is pretty much fucked up, all i do is play games, the farest distance i walk a day is about 10 meters to reach my kitchen. i'm not fat tho