/carib/ - Act 17: The Party

''Sitting alone in a corner drinking meme water'' Edition.

Well, except maybe for that one coke-fueled crab. Hell, most crabmen don't even go near those in the first place.

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first for epilepsy

hope you made it through ok.

basically no but they still keep us on campus till mid afternoon

For what reason?

that is the question that is making me wonder why i get out of bed in the morning

also didnt realize that the op was a gif
i was not prepared

Have you asked them about that?

)))

Yay for epilepsy, also great work my friend.

we were supposed to have class because 'time is limited'
nobody came to teach us
never mind that we still have the entirety of engine management and ignition system repairs to cover by the end of the week

What the Maroon wars was about?

I heard Poortufreak and James were gonna compete for Val's hand in marriage so here I am
I want in on the action

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Kuudere asf

Almost every dish with a creamy sauce is HORRIBLE reheated. I think I'm gonna do more tomato sauces...

>James
the plot thickens

You're motivating me to take up experimental cooking again

>furries

Good night mates

Happy international women's day, /carib/.
Any plans?

>international women's day
>implying they don't get treated better every day

PK pls

The fight is gonna be on top of Sero Jamanota at noon later this month. There's gonna be vendors selling popcorn and nachos. Expect blood.

Can I be the ring announcer? Also why not set the event at night so that can a nice lighting setup can be installed to make it feel more important?

I'll pretend I'm a girl today so that I can feel special.

Sure, you can be the minister too since the winner (me of course) will marry Val immediately after.

>yfw she elopes with the nacho vendor

The vendors work for me :^(

But you don't work for her
T.T

How's life over there /carib/?

You might have better odds since you are used to the climate, and don't have to travel far for the fight so you won't be jet lagged. I will run a sim to see who wins.

Rainy and windy. Wish I could have stayed back home today desu.

>Rainy and windy. Wish I could have stayed back home today desu.
Meant more so life quality of people over there.

Well, generally, it's not great. It depends where on the crabs you live.

Crabs?

>Happy international women's day
That reminds me, women failed to get equal rights here in the last referendum despite women making up the majority of the voting block.
What kind of fight?
UFC?Boxing or even a Horseback duel.
It's great, mostly

>its great mostly
I think he knows since he lives in the united states too :P

Ami ke abo :c

How?

>normies

Lit

One challenger now has a name

Oh, you're just not part of our public sekrit klub

*autistic screeching*
Telegram was a mistake.

Shit

Everything was a mistake

No u

Bad thanks to Ü

Who is James, why i'm going to compete for Val's hand in marriage, and why is this furry homosexual call me a freak?

Did i miss something?

Post feet

New shirt came in, pls r8 lads.

They will as soon as I meet them if you know what I'm sayin'.

Glad I didn't fall for the telememe meme now that it has been revealed that CIA can snoop on your convos there.

Yes, be prepared.

Is the purpose of this tshirt to help you get choco gf?

Won't fruit flavored girls feel bad about it?

> Glad I didn't fall for the telememe meme now that it has been revealed that CIA can snoop on your convos there.
They can snoop on your convos here

yeah, but 4chin doesn't calim to be a secure end-to-end encryption comms platform

>Doing anything suspect on a nonburner phone
ishyddt

Emp has freeleech today, i'm filing my HDD with TBs of 4k black qts porn

I agree with your shirt but i would never wear thet in public
Homosexuals are not welcome here

Can you guys give me brief descriptions of yourselves so that I can model you for the match simulation? Also what ring attire and what colors should they be.

>so that I can model you for the match simulation
What??????

see I'm gonna simulate it to see who has the best chances of obtaining xer affection

Don't I fit the tsundere role? Can I be both? Hmm...

Pls no.

i'm still not sure what you guys are talking about, but carry on
I'm blond and have blue eyes

Greentext your history, I wanna know more

Also, i was watching The Grand Tour and i found the next /carib/ OP pic

>spain btfo
>england btfo
>wait england pls
>pls help

>Spain btfo
>French....we don't want them anymore
>England takes us
>We what independence
>England: k
>Wait pls...that was a mistake

see

Yes that is a thread pic contender

idk

Lesser Antilles > Greater Antilles

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I wouldn't say better, just different

>Don't I fit the tsundere role?
Not really, you're aren't negative towards them just distant and cold.
>Hey Britain can we take a whack at self Governance
>Britain: K, but you still have to Recognise the Crown
>Turks and Caicos: We don't wanna join you in this endeavor, but if you do well we'll mass immigrate to you with no shame

Why Jamaicans don't know their own history?

NSFW, I see a bit of sack.

EXCELLENT!

Did you know that President Truman regretted the creation of the CIA?
He didn't regret dropping those nukes, though.

So tomorrow when I go to the grocery store, I'm not going to buy donuts, cookies, sodas, or gelato.
Tune in approximately 16 hours later to see if FM follows through!

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Indiana is the best state.

most /carib/s don't care about history

>discovered by Diego Salazar in 1499
>was dubbed "useless" because no precious resources
>spaniards got BTFO by Dutch admiral Johan Van Walbeeck and Aruba got claimed by the dutch along with Curacao and Bonaire
>Also discovered gold lmao
>fast forward a couple of centuries
>Politician want independence
>dies mysteriously
>other politician wants independence
>also dies mysteriously
>super nationalist Betico Croes wants independence and was extremely paranoid so he only ate food and water that he knows are clean
>manages to get Status aparte
>wants independence
>dies mysteriously in a car accident

>dies mysteriously
Spooky Dutch frogmen are to blame

spooky, 3spooky5me

>Glad I didn't join telememe because the CIA
Ay sí, porque tu vida es taaaaaan interesante

You're not welcome here

Way to go >.>

>Ponce de León founds first town
>some dude called Diego gets drowned in a river by tainos
>British get btfo whenever they try to invade
>Dutch successfully invaded for 3 weeks
>USA bullies Spain
>USA invades island
>be world's oldest colony

Good day Lads and Ladettes!

Sup?

/Carib/ Eternal dead general

What are you doing in Bar buh dose?

Yes, calculate my chances?

Fruity and nutty girls not welcome.

Why not?

Een ongeluk zit in een klein hoekje.

Carbro, redpill me on the Audi A3?

Everytime I use data it says I'm in the land of flying fish

Someone should clean up this World, because this World is like an open sewer, it's full of filth and scum and sometimes I can hardly take it.

Sometimes I go out and I smell it, I get headaches it's so bad...They just never go away...
Someone should just clean up this whole mess, just flush it right down the fucking toilet.

Nice, I've seen Taxi Driver like 200 times already.

You can always leave

If you like cinema, and that kind of alienated main character story, watch "Un homme qui dort"
When i leave, i will take some filth and scum with me to make this World cleaner

Will do, I need to practice my french.

>When i leave, i will take some filth and scum with me to make this World cleaner
That's the spirit I guess

>teacher brings his car into the workshop to use for brake stuff
>most of my classmates dont seem to appreciate it
>have to cut auto short to try and finish english subject b4 end of semester
>classmates leave even though class isnt done
>teacher is upset
>feel bad because she always lets us leave once we finish our work
>only teacher that does this

the fire will rise brother
ironically. cia pls leave me alone

This kid in one of my classes wore a shirt that read "I

It's an Audi lad, that's all you need to know.
>youtube.com/watch?v=qV3PhvCf_Jg
T. notimportant

Your classed sound rather strange

That's interesting, it takes a special kind of dedication to do that.

not really strange just unappreciative

feels bad because you know that people are making a special effort only to get shit on

Always remember, we live in /carib/

>youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
What are you guys listening too?

Alternating between these two

youtu.be/Adtadg-UBYA (my shame)

youtu.be/uYIMnUupJTI

Gipsy music.
Also, fuck gypsies they need to be exterminated

youtube.com/watch?v=5bkC8Ul0zww

You are always advocating the genocide of some
group of people.

Nah... only:
>Gypsies
>Muslims
>Niggers
>Leftists
>My University colleagues
>Chavs
>Drug addicts
>Homeless people
>Brazilians
>Weeaboos
>Homosexuals
>Fat people
>Poor people

>>Gypsies
It seems gypsies are universally hated,hell even the Somalis hate them

>>Muslims
Nah
>>Niggers
Nah
>>Leftists
By what metric do you measure "leftess"
>>My University colleagues
Nah
>>Chavs
.....debatable
>>Drug addicts
Nah
>>Homeless people
Nah
>>Brazilians
Nope
>>Weeaboos
Nada
>>Homosexuals
Nope
>>Fat people
Nah
>>Poor people
By what metric do you measure poor? This may include you

>>Muslims
You don't know what is like living in a continent full of them, they are trash and scum
>>Niggers
Most of them commit crimes, sell drugs, live of welfare and reproduce like rats
Maybe you are a cool nigger, but 80% of them in Europe are scum
>By what metric do you measure "leftess"
Socialists, communists, feminists, SJW, anarchists
>>My University colleagues
Scum
>.....debatable
Not debatable, they will rob you if they are in a bigger group than you are
>>Drug addicts
Trash and scum
>>Homeless people
Trash
>>Brazilians
Just like niggers but only 50% of them
>>Weeaboos
Mentally ill cringe fest
>>Homosexuals
Mentally ill
>>Fat people
They are unpleasant to look at
>By what metric do you measure poor? This may include you
Minimum wage aka 500€/month.
I'm upper middle class

>I'm upper middle class
arent you unemployed?

At this moment i'm at University, i'm i'm thinking in drop out again
My parents are upper middle class

*but i'm thinking....