Who wants to fuck a horse?

Who wants to fuck a horse?

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Me.

I want to fuck a MILF.

So a momma horse

The grip on a horses pooper must feel amazing wrapped around a penis

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Clean it and I'll do it all day

I want to fuck a mare so fucking bad.

Fag

About 60 percent of Sup Forumsaccording to all these fur threads lately

I already have. Both a mare and a stallion

i'd like to suck a horsecock

What sucks is I had plenty of opportunities as a teen, but I never even thought of the possibility.
Uncle owns a farm I used to help at, might actually call him just for a bs excuse just to visit

Tell us the stories.

Lots of details, please.

Holy shit. Must rub one out right now.

I would. Only a mare though, I'm not a weirdo.

not only fuck but also in the ponut

just you, weirdo

>text you nigger

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lovely stallion isn't he, here have another one

It's amazing how much some mares love to be fucked.

Die all of you just die

how can humans even compete?

y'all need jesus

vice has an episode where they travel to Columbia and meet a village full of donkey fucking teens

found the faggots

No idea ^^ (though if we would be real here, the real thing feels differently. Like when i had cock of my friend for the first time, damn it felt so huge) they are just so big and mmmm thick

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why ? has Jesus got a horse cock ?

I mostly just want to have a stallion trap me against a wall an keep me there with my nose and tongue in that asshole. Hnghg.

Mares have thick juicy pussies user, you know you would. Just think about the grip and those thick butts

Ditto, fucked a gelding in the butt a few times.
Weren't any mares available unfortunately

Don't feel like going into detail, but
15,

We had a pony who was in heat, she came up to me with a literally dripping wet pussy. I fingered her a bit, and she liked so i rubbed my dick around it and then slid it in her. she was so fucking warm and wet.

16,

The stallion belonged to me. i went out to the barn after dark, and he was a lazy horse, meaning he liked to just chill with his cock out. It was huge, long black and pink. I sucked and licked all over his head and shaft to get him harder, then went underneath him and smeared his cock around my ass. He had so much precum it dripped over my back and i rubbed some like lube into my asshole. theres no way (unfortunately) his cock would fit into my so i rubbed my ass cheeks up and down his huge shaft and jerked him off until he was cumming, then turned around and tried to suck his hot load of cum. There was wayy too much though and it spilled and dripped all down my front and onto my cock, with i finished with as lube.

Good fucking memories

Maybe Trump would grab 'em by the pony

By the time in prison ya'll gotta have time to reflect on your mental stat and agree to the fact that (You) need help.

enjoy your time in the pockey faggots

>obligatory kys comment

kys

Why did this just make me hard?

the guy who wants to fuck a horse

Where are you from?
This isn't illegal in freedomland

>falling for the bait

faggot

I want to fuck a fox

>anime girls waiting for you if you kys
That's lame as fuck. Nobody wants to be alone with annoying, worthless fucking anime girls. Fuck your waifu nigga

>that stallion

Fucking hot, man. Goddamn, that is fucking hot. Using a horse's cum to jerk yourself after tasting and just being around him. Damn, yes.

Well time to get myself a farm.

This sounds like something that would probably give you 50 different diseases and eventually kill you.

>Black women thread?

Make it so

No,fuck your waifu piece of shit

Nevar forget Mr hands :(

Wish i had some mare pussy.

As a straight guy, why did this arouse me?

everyone's gay for horses

because you're one of us

Nothing wrong with masculinity, user.

Anyone got mare pics?

Can someone please clarify this? Wouldn't fucking a horse be extremely dirty, unclean, and disease-filled?

Really? You think?

I once fucked a mare with a condom on.
Best feeling ever!!!

another horse

Also wish I had a farm where I could fuck my mare every single day.

This actually looks like a nigger puss

>interdesting

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wait it's not?

Might actually feel the same.

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Where can ya see horse porn huh?

If you'd truthfully visit /mlp/ this thread wouldn't bother you newfriend.

Nah. Some horses can be a bit dirty but others are nice and clean. Some of em need a clean rag if they're a little dirty otherwise you're good.

No diseases you'll be getting from then unless they're already unhealthy. Hell you can rim a horse and feel pretty safe about it. The worms they might carry(rarely have them) aren't able to survive in humans and the worst thing you'd get is E. Coli. But even then it's rare, if ever, you'd get it.

There's nothing you can get from them sexually besides a great night.

actually it's not that disease-filled, there's only a handful of diseases you could catch from having sex with animals and in first world countries they're pretty rare en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_health#Zoonoses_acquired_via_sexual_contact

probably no worse than shagging a random other person. probably safer in fact as anything horses may have is highly unlikely to be transmissable to humans.

I want to lick that ass.

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You and me both, user. You have good taste.

so you're telling me that if i stuck my dick inside a horse, it would be completely fine? even if i stuck it inside its ass?

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