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Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. It all started on July 15, 2016

he should've posted on snapchat with one of those filters

ever since i was a kid i always wanted to be the dictator of a middle eastern theocracy

>its a military coup d'etat episode

>Eyy what's up turks, it's me Erdogan. Can you like take to the streets, fight the secular military junta and die for me please? You get 72 virgins of course and all that, thx in advance.

>A reporter is talking to a head of state facing a coup by using Facetime
>The city of this fucking gay Earth

>>A reporter is talking to a head of state facing a coup by using Facetime

what is wrong with this

Breaking News: Errogo given asylum in Germany.

Nothing. Just wondering what he'll be using as an alternative to give updates on his status, Fagbook or Twatter?

There's just something so surreal about it.

To be expected of a Turk.

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Erdogan is a refugee now? top kek

god damn I love memes

Well, the rhythm of the things is pretty nice lately. What will HAPPEN tomorrow, lads?

you're a good man, user.

delete this

How else is he going to do it? There's a goddamn coup going on.

According to the agreement he cut with Merkel a few months back he has to go to Turkey first to be processed.

>using Facetime
I'm guessing that's some sort of phone app.
I am really a social outcast.

ITS COO DAYTA FUCKING FROG

you're doing god's work user

they call him er-dog-an, the masketta man.

HOLY SHIT

All the technology of the 80s and 90s was serious business, purely functional, and vaguely intimidating.

Now its all designed by marketing fucks to be as fun, form over function, and welcoming as possible.

And this guy is using a flagship of such products to talk about how a Coup d'état, where people are dying in heated battles, is failing because he still has control of the turkish government.

Its a sort of statement to no matter how apple and like minded companies dress shit up for mass consumption, people are still brutal animals willing to slaughter each other over fucking nothing.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

OH LAWD

Why is this game so popular, i don't get simulators

haha you are intellectually bankrupt

underrated post

Actually Germany refused him. They won't let his plane land.

>look at how disengaged from the social dogma I am you guys! Look!
You're the worst kind, you're unappealing as a person and so spend your time alone but you act like a fucking attention whore normie anyway

feel free to elaborate

>anyone who does anything is doing it for attention

normie logic

Someone superimpose the Pokemon Go interface. I need it.

MY LIFESTYLE AIN'T EXACTLY HALAL

>Germany refusing entrance to a Turkish islamic extremist

Ha ha yeah right

NEW GOVERNMENT, WHO DIS

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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if he were speaking over telephone, or live studio camera, it'd effectively be the same thing

thread over f͏͏ams

Hello guys, what's happening here?

Why is the military staging a coup anyway? Is it really all because the leader of Turkey is a Muslim?

I'M BAAAAAAACK

uh oh.

looks like the coup is failing and there's a massive anti-coup protest in Taksim square.

Muslims win again!