*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. It all started on July 15, 2016
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. It all started on July 15, 2016
he should've posted on snapchat with one of those filters
ever since i was a kid i always wanted to be the dictator of a middle eastern theocracy
>its a military coup d'etat episode
>Eyy what's up turks, it's me Erdogan. Can you like take to the streets, fight the secular military junta and die for me please? You get 72 virgins of course and all that, thx in advance.
>A reporter is talking to a head of state facing a coup by using Facetime
>The city of this fucking gay Earth
>>A reporter is talking to a head of state facing a coup by using Facetime
what is wrong with this
Breaking News: Errogo given asylum in Germany.
Nothing. Just wondering what he'll be using as an alternative to give updates on his status, Fagbook or Twatter?
There's just something so surreal about it.
To be expected of a Turk.
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Erdogan is a refugee now? top kek
god damn I love memes
Well, the rhythm of the things is pretty nice lately. What will HAPPEN tomorrow, lads?
you're a good man, user.
delete this
How else is he going to do it? There's a goddamn coup going on.
According to the agreement he cut with Merkel a few months back he has to go to Turkey first to be processed.
>using Facetime
I'm guessing that's some sort of phone app.
I am really a social outcast.
ITS COO DAYTA FUCKING FROG
you're doing god's work user
they call him er-dog-an, the masketta man.
HOLY SHIT
All the technology of the 80s and 90s was serious business, purely functional, and vaguely intimidating.
Now its all designed by marketing fucks to be as fun, form over function, and welcoming as possible.
And this guy is using a flagship of such products to talk about how a Coup d'état, where people are dying in heated battles, is failing because he still has control of the turkish government.
Its a sort of statement to no matter how apple and like minded companies dress shit up for mass consumption, people are still brutal animals willing to slaughter each other over fucking nothing.
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
OH LAWD
Why is this game so popular, i don't get simulators
haha you are intellectually bankrupt
underrated post
Actually Germany refused him. They won't let his plane land.
>look at how disengaged from the social dogma I am you guys! Look!
You're the worst kind, you're unappealing as a person and so spend your time alone but you act like a fucking attention whore normie anyway
feel free to elaborate
>anyone who does anything is doing it for attention
normie logic
Someone superimpose the Pokemon Go interface. I need it.
MY LIFESTYLE AIN'T EXACTLY HALAL
>Germany refusing entrance to a Turkish islamic extremist
Ha ha yeah right
NEW GOVERNMENT, WHO DIS
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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if he were speaking over telephone, or live studio camera, it'd effectively be the same thing
thread over f͏͏ams
Hello guys, what's happening here?
Why is the military staging a coup anyway? Is it really all because the leader of Turkey is a Muslim?
I'M BAAAAAAACK
uh oh.
looks like the coup is failing and there's a massive anti-coup protest in Taksim square.
Muslims win again!