Let's play a game

Let's play a game
Explain why you haven't kill yourself yet
But using only one word
I'll start : Her

straight

Why kill yourself when you can kill many other people?

memes

Sup Forums

Weed

fear

Hope

Job

Praise the sun

friends

Meh

Kumiko

Music

Reputation.

the show im at is pretty shitty, and the exit sign's glowing, it just hasnt gotten shitty enough

Nihilism

family

wow

Wizardry

Kirby

...

Supplies

Xanax

The Plan

Bulba-tachikoima

Buddies

Cake

happy

anime

Daughter

Bukkake

Raptor Jesus

The Sawboss

Actually there are no fucking good reasons to kill yourself...

Hope

20XX

Dog

Especially Sawboss

Tits

Love

Children

Moar

him

Family

Ignorance.

Sal

fear

Family

tried a few times to kill myself with alcohol.

always passed out before i got anywhere

Seroquel

Marvel

life

Trips

fuck

Nyarlathotep

thats 2 words

Bitches

lazy

famous

You can choose your fav word from these two

Fear

dubs

waifu

desu

I havnt killed myself yet because all will be made clear in the end times. Til then ima just kick back & enjoy the ride. (& study my ass off)

succ

What and miss this mother-fucker burning to the ground!?

desu~

inevitability

bukkake

this

Lazy

desu?

...

Ponies

Trump

desu!

young

I choose jesus

Spaghetti

and the end is coming soon im just happy my seat has a cup holder

summer

>colonize mars
>give to feminists
>watch extinction
>planet full of fertilizer
>success

I am dissapoint

this

hailey

Internett

Sounds like a pedo but i get what you meant

Make sure to preshrunk the rope. In judicial hangings this was done the night before and subsequently stretched. Upon first getting wet, manila (abaca) will shrink 5-10%. Hemp is similar. You need approx. 1100 ft lbs of force to break your neck. You can go up to 1260, but you risk decapitation. Too short of a drop and you won't break your cervical vertebrae, severing your spinal cord from the base of the brain stem, and thus, you'll asphyxiate; excruciatingly painful.

Why haven't I done it yet? I need to find a better tree.

considering this is Sup Forums, he's probably a pedo

you mean so it doesn't stretch and soften the fall?

people are shit tho

considering Sup Forums he is probably a virgin

Coming Soon, sounds like a great title to a parody film of contemporary civilization and modern film industry.

a pedo virgin

ye

what people, feminists or the rest?

...

Yes. When prestretched, you'll get an accurate drop distance. As the neck is crushed, there will be another 5-6 inches, but I don't think you have to account for this.

Trump