vocaroo time niggas
i'll read anything in a narrator voice that you fags want
Vocaroo time niggas
Camden Watson
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Chase Bailey
bump you cucks
Eli Rivera
Logan, the autismo diaries are the gospel of the Lord.
Brandon Fisher
Bump for this please
James Fisher
Read this:
Gord hawk!
He likes to squawk!
At the meeting you will hear him talk!
To Toby Cock,
Or at the Rock
It's Go-o-ord Hawk!
Colton Diaz
Read this one:
Ah!
Baby Tierra Pride clown be cryin' oveh made up problems!
BIG MAMA IS HERE!
MMMHMMM! SASSY BIG MAMA IS GONE PROTECT BABY TIERRA PRIDE CLOWN FROM HER DUMBASS RELATIONSHIP DECISIONS. BIG MAMA WILL SKYPE YO BABY ASS AT WORK SO YOU CAN NEGLECT THE IOTA OF RESPONSIBILITY YOU HAVE TO FOCUS ON YASELF!
OH SNAP BIG MAMA GONE OD ON FRAD CHIGGIN!!!
Cameron Jones
Bump
Jose Sanchez
What the fuck OP you haven't delivered shit.
Sing this one.
I am little gaycrow.
I crave the yeasty scent of ballzach and asshole.
But this is big lifestyle identity, you know!
It means I go to shows!
And that I wear nice clothes!
Being ghey crow is not simply about craving boy holes - it dictates everything I know!
oooooohhh!!!!
Little gee hay crow,
he just wants you to know,
that he will crave your hole,
or ride upon your pole!
LITTLE GAY CROWS
HEAVEN KNOWS
THEY GIVE OUT BLOWS!
AND LOVE TO SHOOT THEIR LOADS!
OH!
Colton Taylor
So are you going to actually do any vocaroos or not you fucking faggot?
I think you should sing this one.
Lincoln Lewis
if white say nigger
Ethan Perry
Not OP but I'll do some I guess
Adrian Wood
Jack Hughes
"I want to cummy in mummy"
Liam Hernandez
I tried
Michael Peterson
You have no idea how happy this makes me.
I literally rolled off my bed onto the ground and knocked my bookshelf over.
Seriously is there a download button?
Christian Walker
Adam, we will wipe on normal star auger
Evan Barnes
Jason Lopez
I should also add that you have a nice singing voice.
Easton Cooper
vocaroo.com
This was honestly hard to read correctly
Thank you!
Jordan Wood
Oh my god dude I am fucking losing it these are amazing hahaahahahahahahaha
Henry Evans
Lol np
Matthew Wright
"But he was a fool, for he had mistaken the linguini for spaghetti"
Jacob Foster
Grayson, are you needing suck?
Christopher Lopez
Andrew Peterson
The Wrath of the Awakened Saxon - Rudyard Kipling
It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.
They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.
Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.
It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.
It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.
Landon Cox
Brody Carter
Kayden Parker
I know my daddy practices islamic black magic, but he is still my brothers slaveholder so I must respect
Jonathan Reyes
>vocaroo.com
thanks, you kinda fucked up the faggy words but I'll take it
Julian Wilson
Jake is dumb square, subscribe to keemstar.
Isaiah Bailey
Adam Garcia
Whether it was by the hand of God, or a rouge explosion in the universe, humanity was given the gift of flowers – a gift in which we are meant give each other.
I couldn’t imagine a world where in all of nature’s beauty and magic we plucked from it something else to give to one another. Imagine instead of bouquets of lilacs and roses, we gave porcupines, lava, or hedge clippings. Instead, it was the flowers, the delicate, aromatic weeds, each one a different symbol for a different occasion.
There’s really no “one-size-fits-all” any occasion bloom. One woman’s rose is another’s cactus. While the recipients may applaud the effort, picking the right arraignment is just like picking out jewelry. They don’t last forever, but they certainly live in the moment; there’s “I’m praying for you,” “my condolences,” and others – but most importantly, there’s “I love you” and there’s a type flower for each those moments.
Nature’s gift to humans to give to each other.
Lucas Kelly
I cum viciously towards the pictures of dead children. But also; balls. (Really put pressure on that B. Like BHEAUHL'Z. Like that. Yes.)
Speaking of BHEAUHL'Z; have you guys ever tasted spaghetti? Knees weak, arms are heavy. There is halo 2 mythic map packs on his sweater, crackheads ready. Guanzalez. Pythagoras. Swords and sandals.
Sometimes I piss on my little sister's forehead when she sleeps and she doesn't wake up so I plant small legopieces in her room so that when she does wake up she smells of pee and her feet is penetrated by legopieces as she walks on them. Ha-ho-he-ho. Hi-ha-ho-ha.
Kayden Howard
Jace Green
This fanfic I found
pastebin com/VUC5rbdj
Henry King
subscribe to Dolan Dark
Asher Johnson
You know I used to be a writer yeah I used to be inspired yeah I farted on my uncle's knee and shot his dog while jerking off to pictures of Mia Khalifa. Sometimes, when I feel atrociously brave -- I go outside and buy myself a pack of monster energy cans. That shit makes me sped up like a motherfucker. Once I cracked two open at a time, drank them all - roared in my nans ear and then fucked the shit out of her bareback gorilla style. She didn't survive.
Parker Cook
"Captain Autismo reporting in."
Nicholas James
A masterpiece. Thank you so much. You have a wonderful voice. I need you inside of me.
Anthony Adams
Isaiah Thompson
Alright, this is sassyBigMaMaAnon here. Can you do this one for me:
...It's the movie of the summer.
(black girl voice:)
"SINCE WHEN POPEYES CHIGGEN STOP TAKIN FOOD STAMPS?! IT'S FOOD RIGHT?!"
Oprah Winfrey is sassy big mama!
"IF U CAN'T FACETIME AT WERK JUST REMEMBER IT B DONALT TRUMP RACISM!"
Whoopey Goldberg as Baby Tierra Pride Clown!
"I JUST BE CRAIGSLIST BITCH SEEKIN HOODRAT DICK. HOWS I SUPPOSED TO NO THAT I'D GET SICK IF I SAT ON DAT SHIT? CONDOMS ARE HARD MAGIC TRICK TO SLIP ON THAT PRICK"
Critics are raving. New York Times calls it:
"..vaguely racist quasi-poems featuring working class people apparently neglecting their jobs? I don't really know what I saw."
Others have said:
"Dr. Seuss's (Tierra) crack baby."
"The stupidest shit I have ever seen."
"I asked for my money back AND enough to cover a psychiatrist visit"
It will move you:
sassybigmama(Crying):
"CHILE HOWS I SUPPOSE A HAVE THE ENERGY TO BE THEH FO YOU WHEN THEY BE CLOSIN DOWN POPEYES CUZ A DONALD TRUMP RACISM? I GOTS TO EAT ALL I CAN TODAY TO HOLD ME OVER!"
BabyTierraPrideclown:
DONT DO IT BIG MAMA!!! YOUS GOTS A PROBLEM!! IMA BE HERE WIT U ON SKYPE CRYIN' LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD"
(background) Can I get some fucking service here? Oy vey!
RESIDENCE INN!
Coming to a crackhouse near you
Lincoln Young
please do this one.
Bentley Thomas
Thanks mate
Jacob Morales
" My favorite pr0nsite is anonfile.com and that's not faggy at all"
Joseph Bell
Please do this:
Whenever man is truly concerned with obtaining concrete results, whenever he is hard pressed by reality, he abandons abstract speculation and reverts to a mode of response that becomes increasingly cautious and conservative as the forces he hopes to subdue, or at least to outrun, draw ever nearer.
Jonathan Howard
I wish these were a daily thread. These actually brighten my day.
Nathaniel Cook
Evan Flores
Hudson Reyes
Thanks
Jordan Ward
NJEAEAAEUAEUAEUAEGH! (Imagine a wheelchaired asian dying on counter strike)
WAA' IZZ DHIZZ? ME WONGA PONGA!! (hit your desk once)
(change your voice to a concerned mother)
HONAEY? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? ARE YOU DOCTA' YET?
(back to wheelchaired man)
WHA'?
(concerned mother)
DOCTA'?
(wheelchair)
DONG CHING PING LING
(concerned mother)
Howard walawitz (normal voice but still concerned)
(back to your beautiful voice OP)
What the fuck am i even saying. Also, have you guys thought about the word crisp? If you say crisp, it literally sounds like it starts from the bottom of your throat... But ends at your teeth. Try saying it. Crisp. Crisp. Crisp. Starts at bottom of your throat. Ends at your teeth. Crisp. Crisp. Crisp. Sheldon Cooper. Mohammed. Fourthy helicopters of enormous size slammed into my asshole while I listen to the matrix soundtracks on stereo vibration. That's not the only thing vibrating in my asshole baby. Oh yeah.
Xavier Edwards
Cool, I've never seen a florid schizophrenic episode on Sup Forums before
Jose Harris
Lol that's perfect... Please do this one for me..
Oh man, I remember my favorite episode of "Hey Arnold!"
It was the one where Harold was over Arnold's house playing Old Maid and was like, "I have to leave because I have to go to service tomorrow." Grandpa is confused, saying it's Friday night, at which point Harold responds that he's Jewish.
After Harold leaves, Grandpa sits down with Arnold and says,
"Arnold, I don't want you hanging out with Harold anymore."
Arnold doesn't understand, so Grandpa tells him a story.
"You know Arnold, the reason Harold always wants to play old maid is because Jews only care about money. They're greedy and will do anything they can to take advantage of you."
Arnold gets really mad at grandpa.
Arnold: Grandpa! You can't judge people by their race or religion! That's awful! You know nothin about Harold!
The next day Grandpa goes out on a walk with Arnold to show him something. They both sees young Harold shouting at stoop kid, so they both take a listen.
Harold: IT'S NOT UP FOR DEBATE! YA PAY YOUR FUCKIN RENT, OR GET KICKED OUT!
Stoop kid: But I ain't got no mone-
Harold: DON'T BE A FUCKIN NIGGER ABOUT IT, STOOP KID! PAY YOUR GODDAMN RENT!
Grandpa strokes his chin a bit and says, "You know what Arnold, that's kid's alright. In fact, maybe he could teach you a thing or two..."
James Sullivan
Slit my wrists and stick your big fat cock into them, then blast your sweet and salty cum into my bloodstream
Ian Green
Landon Clark
KILLA QUEEM DAISAN NO BAKUDAN
BIITE ZA DUSTO
Adrian Thomas
Gavin Myers
"Sam, you are such a chutiya! Also, sup brah?"
Do this man.
Colton Thomas
Carson Edwards
Oooo really?
>pic related
Fracking gf when pet bagel jump on bad. Noe must stop gf fracking cause she larf and condor come off in convultures. Luck bagel in crater, go to dressing but no more condors. We use drumming method gf say. What drumming? Is days since egg drop. Can't get prego on egg drop days. Fracking with no condor, much buenoer, say am to embarking! gush comely all up in gf humerous. She say, best no prego egg drop hold the bagel without condor organic convultures ever!
>also chekd...nice dubs faggot
Liam Green
sorry for spamming your thread op, but could you guys please listen to my first attempt at singing and tell me if it's worth practicing or if my voice sounds shitty anyways?
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Benjamin Howard
Dude I am fucking dying over here. I think about this kind of shit all day and to hear someone else say it is amazing.
Jackson Peterson
fuck off and start your own thread faggot
Hudson Bell
YATTA
Julian Smith
ok
Parker Torres
I think it's alright really
Justin Turner
Get the fuck out of here faggot.
Brody Perry
McWobo is god
Jayden Torres
Cooper Reed
Can you make an announcement of Trump victory by describing Hillary's office and her state after the defeat? I couldn't write it but I wanna hear it as if someone did it for real. Thanks.
Evan Ross
James Roberts
Wasnt a request but thanks bro
Andrew Brown
i already left
Jose Walker
omfg im dying...my fkn sides! OP...you are truly awesome. I think i heard one spot where you were trying not to laugh?
>chekd again...op is also dubs god.
Owen Davis
Please say "Introducing the hate thread! With your host, Scurry Lurry! Special guests include Rashii the Indian, Hate Mother Amanda, Creekmore, Jason the Ass Man, Petty, The Ant Fag and more!"
Carson Hughes
Liam is a salty CUCK
Connor Martinez
no OP here you go figgit
Connor Mitchell
McWobo has a 20 inch penis
Jonathan Butler
here you go
Wyatt Stewart
Mike "A little more juice turns Caitlyn back to Bruce" Pence
Mike "An Electric Current is the best FAG deterrent" Pence
Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "Doing things most heinous to those who like it in the anus" Pence
Mike "Poo-stabber Zapper" Pence
Mike "One Man Homocaust" Pence
Mike "AC/ DC for the LGBT" Pence
Mike "Alternating Current for Alternate Lifestyles" Pence
Mike "LGBTQ BBQ" Pence
Mike "Got an urge for cock? Get a surge of shock!" Pence
Mike "fudge packer? you get the zapper" Pence
Mike "Omar Mateen? I'M the real KING" Pence
Mike "Frotteurism? Cauterize him" Pence
Mike "You like Rimjobs? I like cattle prods" Pence
Mike "You're a sissy? Enjoy electricity" Pence
Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence
Mike "Suck Cock? Get Shocked" Pence
Mike "Homo medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "Jerk it to a guy, Get shocked 'til you die" Pence
Mike "Lightning crashes if you put it in men's asses" Pence
Mike "Resist the chaps or get the zaps" Pence
Mike "Fags beware or get the chair" Pence
Mike "Show desire, get the wire" Pence
Mike "Male flattery drains the battery" Pence
Mike "Gay people should be killed" Pence
Mike "Zap the wussy until he likes pussy" Pence
Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla’s wrath" Pence
Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
Mike "the Vampire Slayer" Pence
Mike "Say goodnight, sodomite" Pence
Mike "If they suck dicks, beat them with sticks" Pence
Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence
Mike "Taze the rainbow" Pence
If you say all of these you're amazing
Jaxson Cruz
Bentley Kelly
I just sort of remembered that one pic where Hillary has Wojak's face and was tearing her hair and shitting herself.
Chase Thompson
I'll get to this one, give me a second
Andrew Moore
Jacob Rogers
Awesome, thanks man!
Ian Smith
"Hi, I hope you have a nice day after you fucking kill yourself cunt"
Leo Brown
tfw your gf left you for Sid Vicious
Brayden Parker
"The giant girls will crush us under their feet."
Christian Morales
Sassybigmama here. Can you try to do the voices for this one? I'll owe you.
I remember my favorite episode of "SpongeBob Square Pants" It was the one where Patrick goes over to Spongebob's house to pick him up for boating class. He opens the door and walks right in because he's basically retarded, and Spongebob is just beating the shit out of Sandy shouting "WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS SANDY?! YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?! YOU FUCKING WHORE!!"
Sandy is shouting back between sobs "SpongeBob I told you my dad was in the hospital and I needed to call hi-"
*SMACK* "YOU'RE MAKING ME DO IT AGAIN SANDY! STOP MAKING ME UNWHORE YOU YA FUCKING SLUT!!"
This goes on for about five minutes until he notices Patrick. Patrick goes "Hey Spongebob, are you ready for the big boating test today?"
"More ready than ever Patrick." He then walks out with him to boating school.
The scene shows miss Puff passing out the practice tests. She begins sweating and gives spongebob his test back, saying he did a lot better this time than he has in recent years. Just then, Spongebob pulls an M16 from his Trench coat and starts shouting:
"I'M ALL INSPIRED BY MARLYN MANSON AND VIDEO GAMES!"
He shoots Ms. Puff in the kidney and she pleads for her life amongst screams and bursts of gunfire. Occasionally spongebob shouts strange things like "NOT MY PRESIDENT!!" and "CHILD PORN IS FUCKING AWESOME!"
Eventually he gets shot by the SWAT team, at which point he meets all his old classmates in hell. The cartoon goes on for the remaining 12 minutes just showing them being tortured by demons and crying out to god for forgiveness.
Best sunday school class ever.
Angel Nelson
Sweet man and no rush
Angel Reyes
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my paintings, you little bitch? I'll tell you what, I ranked Master Sergeant in the USAF, and I've been involved in numerous art demonstrations across the country, and I have over 30,000 confirmed paintings. I am trained in wet-on-wet oil technique and I'm the top devil beater on the entire PBS television network. You're nothing to me but just another brush cleaning. You think you can get away with saying that shit about me after I kicked the bucket? Think again, mud mixer. If only you could've known what agony city your "unhappy" little comment was about to bring you to, maybe you'd had held your fucking brush. But I'll tell you what, you couldn't, you didn't and now you're painting the price, you goddamned paint sniffer. I will SHIT Van Dyke Brown all over you, and you will drown in it like the effervescent shit stain that you are.
You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Logan Hall
Connor Price
Use sn,ap,ch,at,y,co,m before it gets patched fellow Sup Forumsros!
Share pics that you got here
Lucas Rivera
Brandon Powell
Sorry, I'd rather not continue with these, I'm sort of sick as is and only really surviving on cough drops rn
Josiah Flores
yo man you did a great job with all of these. fantastic entertainer. what a lovely, lovely voice.
Ian James
Is it because of the shouting or you don't like them :(
David James
>league of normies!
fkn zozzle!
Gavin Carter
"Fagliver"