Sup Forums let's make a story! You can use only one word

Sup Forums let's make a story! You can use only one word.

I'll start: I was walking down the street...

nigger

eating

chicken

And

Stealing

My

Car

And

Because

I

I'm

Am

A

Jewish

drunk

jewish

Drunk

i robbed the nigger

Jewish

Nigger kike cuck

Lost but it's fine

gassed