This midget slaps your girlfriend in the ass and starts running away. How do you respond?

This midget slaps your girlfriend in the ass and starts running away. How do you respond?

Roll on the floor laughing

I catch him and thank him for getting me a Girlfriend

Attempt a 30 yard field goal.

>run after him
>pick him up with ease
>fling him into wall with ease
>marvel at my gf, which I now apparently have

What girlfriend?

With the lowest and laziest roundhouse kick ever.

dive on him and recover the fumble

Slam my poopy jar in his mouth

Ask for some oats

laugh my fucking ass off.
And laugh even harder at the fucking idiots trying to alpha at an obvious lolmoment

LOL irl. irl irl.

trip him and snatch his lucky charms

>run to get him
>fuck him in the ass
>run away
What will he do?

Catch up and drop kick the little fucker

so he gives me a high five? tell him to fuck off because little people make me uncomfortable.

Ask him where his parents are.

Laugh because I don't have a girlfriend, and some midget just slapped some random girl's ass...go home and jerk off .

rip his heart out, pic related

>pic related
mfw I saw this

>360 and walk away

How did he reach her ass?

>360
Stupid faggot if he turns 360 he is in the same direction

> "in the ass"
Tell him to go sanitize his shitty hands

newfagging this hard

>what is earth rotation