Be incredibly hungery

>be incredibly hungery
>go to Mcdonalds
>walk in
>see this

could you still walk up to the counter and order you're food?

Yes

Hell yeah
Food is more important than hoes

Yeah, i'm fucking hungery

Went to Tokyo recently, this is literally what you see behind counters in most fast food and coffee shops.

I'll have two number 9's,
A number 9 large,
A number 6 with extra dip,
Two number 47's one with cheese,
And a large soda.

A Chinese McDonalds? Aw, hell, nah. That's a good way to get a tapeworm.

Make my order, make a joke or two, leave. Repeat once or twice. Make stupid comment about her looks. Ask for number. Ain't hard, so long as you don't mind coming off as a bit brusque at first. And learn her name, by the way, and be polite.

... does she speak english? if so, yes.

if not, i'm pretty sure i can still pantomime chicken sandwich to go. so yes again

Yeah. Most of the young girls working at McD's are cute as fuck.

Yup get a number 1 with a medium lemonade.

I might struggle a little since the menu isn't in English but sure

That $99 burger better come with a blowjob

>hungery
>you're food
underage b&

At the very least you can hold up fingers to indicate which meal you want.

Big smoke you fat fuck

Well shit, time to go there.

Order a medium fries and a mcdouble

Why does that McChicken cost $99???

What the fuck
OP you are a cuck with zero self esteem and a no social skills faggot if you think some chick behind a counter is gonna stop anyone from ordering fucking food

yes, but it would be awkward as fuck because I get uncomfortable around beautiful women, forget how to talk, blush and all that shit

*everyone in the car turns to stare at Big Smoke*

Your*

hong kong dollar

that's like $12 USD

>order you're food
>you're food
>you're

who else heard the "chicken dance" song in their head after reading this reply

Best way to keep people healthier. Don't subsidize fast food.