Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread


>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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Claim :o

It'll have to wait. I am hurting for sleep rn. I will try to finish the last 5-6 assignments tomorrow before class.

Goodnight everyone

Oh my god I remember I went to a concert at 3AM and the subway was FLOODED WITH MEXICANS

I thought I was in Mexico. Fuck those wetbacks
Unfortunately I'm not.
I'm glad to be part Azn because I'm not going to crack at 30 like most white people~
GET OUT OF COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!

MEXICAN!!!!!!!!!!!

I am
What about you?

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then what are you talking about -_-

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
What were they doing in there that was annoying?

Mexicans

They have to go back ;~;

One's a husky mix, the other a Belgian Malinois. Like a lot of larger dogs, their favorite leisure activity is sleeping.

See ya.

i agree :o

Saratoga claimed

What the fuck is wrong with white people?! They just want to cause chaos. I see no point in shooting up a school, theater, mall etc. Just because they're bored. At least black people do it for money. Not a good reason but better than crime just because you're an evil piece of human waste?

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Why are you ignoring me, Mexican? You can't ignore the ICE agents muahahahaha

Claiming best girl!

dumb white posters -_-

claiming Peridot

Honestly I don't want them to go back, but it's something that needs to happen. It's sad but they should have thought about that before breaking the law.

I'm not white, I'm Russian, I'm the nigger of the white people.

dumb spic -_-
i just want to go back -_-

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haven't been there for about 13 years
can't do

They wouldn't even hire me at Burger King when I graduated high school because I'm white

I missed my Kodiak.

(tomo)
Well you could always try a PS2 emulator. Although you wouldnt be able to play birth by sleep or 358/2 days

>youtube.com/watch?v=4LCgW2-bPEY

no reason to be racist in 2017 -_-

show me your dick :o
you'll be home soon enough

As seems to be the case with most big borkers. Both dogs I've owned in my life have slept a lot and were big.
>wew
That's lewd

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Claim

I hope you stole enough money for your family.
I'm home right now~

Fuck off back to tumblr with your shite shows

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Don't look!
And because I didn't understand a word they said while they were talking to me in English

Can you please tell me why you are fascinated with 23.jpg so much? Your frequent posting of that image helped boost its popularity hugely.

never enough

stop :c

Claimed

Didn't some Spic Kill himself over that big titted angel bitch?

yes there is you're a spic -_-

ask yuiposter -_-

You could always make money in Mexico.
He did but I claimed her first so he killed himself for nothing.

so you are in russia already?
I have never posted it
do you think he would get jealous? :o

still here

I'm good

Your father is a cuck. Your mother is my cum whore, you moronic buffoon. Don't you EVER insult anime again or I will end your fucking life. I know a lot about Japanese culture which revolves around the concepts of shame and honor. To insult anime is to bring shame to the art which I have shown to defend even if it costs me my LIFE. I would rather kill myself than sit idly by and let you insult that which i seek to protect the most.

In two days, I'm nervous.
What she sippin'?
You have to go back :c

he doesn't have to be because i'm not going to -_-
thanks :o

It's probably a good thing, if I had my way I'd be taking a lot more naps like them whenever I want.

Time for sleep, take it easy.

I thought I've seen you post it, on at least one occasion when a new thread was made. But the 'nice feet' comments, you have definitely gone overboard with those. Can you please explain what the thinking was behind that? Was it innocent fun, or were you poking around for attention? It happened tens and tens of times from you.

coffee

can I send him your dick? :o
I wish you good luck and good service
you got the wrong guy

yea good luck with that , I do agree on a wall and kicking those with a felony

ignore him it's urine :o

Lol stupid Mexican

Go sleep in your drawer

Seahawks suck dick

hehehe fucking Mexicans

if you want to you could i guess -_-

Who do you think I am mistaking you for?

Someone said it was urine and I believe her
I'm going to kill so many Americans
I feel sad for them, but it has to be done, they're taking too much money from our people.
I believe you, goodnight.
I hate them (not really)

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goodnight

I-i-i can't help it.
>
It's just so lewd
Nighty night then

night

quads confirms

have you done it yet? :o
who do you think I am?
please do, especially white americans :D

Should I give my waifu oral sex?

>our
right

well they are wrong good night

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qt

no -_-
no -_-
yes ^_^

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how are you going to satisfy robbie with that little thing? :o

if they wanted it?

you're cute
glad we agree ^_^

KH characters keep getting weirder
why would a guy wear a white dress ?

it's only like .5 shorter than the uk average -_-

There you are!

>dubs
L-lewd

but robbie is 7 inches :o
how's your night going?

maybe...
excuse me?

I believe I missed bunch of boatgirls showing up, excluding Taihou and Graf.
Anything interesting going on? Well, assuming you were there, at least.

More like there you are. I haven't seen you all week, i missed you!

that Adam's apple gives it away

what does that have to do with anything -_-

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I'm getting tired but I'm really enjoying the game :(

She's a lady.

Ive been here at my usual times and unusual as well. It is you who are missed.
>also surpise #2

he's just gonna be disappointed

though I guess you're used to doing that to people -_-
I fell asleep playing halo 3 when my brother first bought it

just do that :o

yeah then ok

he already knows ya dingus -_-

what do you mean by that :thinking:

I wasnt paying attention

I'm sure he is

:thinking of ways to beat a dead meme:

you disappoint me by keeping that cute underage dick all to yourself -_-

I'm off. How is everyone?

Fuck off
>bloodchan

>Hamakaze claimed

:pedoing:

you disappoint homoyoyoyoyo -_-

>quads
Why?
I've noticed.
And no, I've been on here waiting for you and missing you each night. You're the one who was missed
Also this is another adorable drawing! But hand holding is lewd.

I wish I was a girl -_-

a real girl not a fake one :o

Those tits!

Reported.

I wonder which decision will make me hate myself less in the morning.

because I'm awesome~

Love you too, Bloodchan.