Pick three to protect you while the other six try to kill you

Pick three to protect you while the other six try to kill you

Choose wisely

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Can you list all of the movies in order?

Assassins Desperado Leon
John Wick Agent 47 The Mechanic
No Country For Old Men Lucky Number Slevin Smokin' Aces

3,7 and 6

Hopefully 3 brings his best friend

not overly familiar with everyone on the list, but my #1 is Agent 47 followed by John Wick.

John Wick/No Country for Old Men/Agent 47

The one who had the delicious loli sidekick is the only one in the list that died

this is pretty much the most solid lineup because all three are hitmen and if they arent on your team they would probably fuck you up lol

All nine are hitmen and El Mariachi has the most retarded feats

I didn't know that but agent 47 alone could destroy them all

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Also, nice dubs.

neo, that one bald guy
, and rocky

I think you mean Wick

get aids and die faggot

Agent 47 was made to be a hit-man and is genetically advanced.

1. Wick.
Then I'd take Leon because I like him and 47 because it would be interesting.

So was that super soldier in that movie but Kurt Russell kicked his ass

Yeah but that dude didnt have two Ballers now did he?

Terminator used a longslide hardballer and he got pancaked by a pregnant waitress

not genetically advanced - just trained from birth. Bourne is more along the lines of super-human, but he's probably not in the list of 9 bc he would wreck everyone instantly.

touché

member when he killed that french faggot
with a fuckin book?

Rama would rape Bourne a new asshole

gtfo of this thread

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>Not knowing that Rama would rape Bourne a new asshole

> Implying Bourne wouldn't just shoot hm from a mile away.

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tfw it takes you 6+ mins to kill someone.

>TFW either one of them would kill the shit out of Bourne

thats great, but pointless for this thread.

we are talking about assassins, all of whom use guns

yeah not slanty eyed kung fu faggots

way better
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notice how it doesnt take 6 fucking mins?

>Taking over a minute to kill a French fried faggot

That's like taking 20 minutes to kill a skilled martial artist

your response is invalid. French faggot was #4 assassin in all of fagtopia

John Wick and Agent 47 are obvious picks. Third pick is hard. Probably go with Bishop (mechanic) for #3.

Surprised this dude is not on the list.
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Considering Reeves as usual got super serious about training for his role it's probably the best portrayed between the two.
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