STOP!

STOP!

There is scum afoot this night...
post in this thread to show if you're criminal scum or not.

Singles = innocent
Dubs = Prison
Trips = Kill

I.... i swear these dubs aren't mine.

just hangin OP

I'm innocent

Hmmm... I'm not sure if I trust you or not... but carry on civilian
Keep on hangin' peasant, carry on
It seems you are, but my eyes are on you. Carry on

Saw a mudcrab the other day.

>Day 5 and the guards have no idea I'm secretly a dubs and balmora blue kingpin.

Check them quads

The fighter's guild is recruiting again. Not a bad way to make money -- if you've got the stones for it

I was just holding this roll for a friend!

NO SCUM ANYWHERE IM QUITE SURE

where do I know this odd face?

Next time call a guard, little heathens can
kill a woman like yourself. Carry on m'lady
I'm not sure I trust you... but you are an adoring fan and I thank you for that. Carry on good sir
And apologies but all I see is disappointment. Carry on peasant
I'm a guard and I live by the sword, not the stone. But carry on fighter, and fight with god on your side.
Tell the friend I say hello, carry on.
You better calm down! I'm gettin' quite fishy with you! Carry on now...
I'm not sure, but talk about it later civilian, you're safe.

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Hello fellow guard, I'm just passing through on my way to deliver apples to ole' lady grelod at the orphanage.

Gudday, govnah.

Just passing through... This thread is cancer though,

I'll check nothing since there is nothing to check peasant. Continue on your way.
Good to see another guard doing their duties. Tell Grelod I say hi

Anyone wanna go down some skooma in the skooma den?

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Arrest this redguard

By azura

Nothing to see here, goyim...

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G'day to you good sir. Carry on.
Keep on passing peasant.
I'm going to assume you're joking but I have my eyes on you. Scram citizen.
Yes yes, thank you for your time now carry on elder. You're clean
He's clean, but a bit suspicious. Carry on now
Carry on peasant you're clean.
And no, it seems there isn't. Keep walking.
You may be undocumented but I'll allow you passage. Continue on

Oblivion faces are all sorts of weird.

So uhh guard dude...I fucked your captain and he has a tiny penis

reported INS

Xd

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Carry on, but be warry of the man behind you.
No need to panic good sir, you are safe. Continue on
Be warry of the sir behind you m'lady. Carry on your way

Just trying to make my way back to Honeystrand Cave

STOP THERE SCUM! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! YOU'RE GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE LONG LIVE THE REPULIC

aye

You'll never catch me alive!

Yes he does. Now carry on your way.
Report them all you like, you're clean. Continue on
XD to you too. Go now
Good job on spotting them!
Down the street good sir. Carry on

I'm sooooOooo innocent...

I have done no wrong.

Yes he does. Now carry on your way.
Report them all you like, you're clean. Continue on
XD to you too. Go now
Good job on spotting them!
Down the street good sir. Carry on.

BY THE NINE

I swear I am not carrying any illegal dubs

Carry on crier.
Aye to you. go on
Don't need to, but you do seem suspicious. Go on your way
Yes you are. Go on
You have not, go on your way
Carry on good sir
It seems you aren't. Leave now

I'd keep a good eye out for those Redguards if I were you OP

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Hey have you guys seen that mountain of cabbages over there?

rip me

I always have good sir. Go on now
It's his opinion, it may not agree with what your beliefs are but you can't take away his right to have a thought. Now go on, you're clean.
Yes I have, it was quite the sight. Now keep walking good sir

Nice.

Almost! Now carry on, you suspicious peasant.
Snap to you too. Continue on

It wasn't me!

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No it wasn't, go on now.
Keep typing frog, go on your way

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I'm the best at committing crime! But you'll never know!!!

Don't mind me. Totally not smuggling some dubs.

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I killed a few guards, is that alright?

Fuck it, someone's gotta do the time.

Don't mind me.

Check my dubbs, I'm a smooth criminal.

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Nothing to see here.... Imperial scum

Guards = poopoo heads!!!

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I'll just move my dubs to where you aren't looking!

Ay b0ss Im innocent

Don't mind me sir.

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Get better at rp

no criminals here

just pizza

Fe fi fo fum I smell the integers of scum

shiiiiiet

aye dindu nuffin

It's alright.

Give me the dubs and run.

Give me the dubs and run

Can't catch me with these dubs

rol

GUARDS! This man carries dubs!

Am innocent! No kill!

GUARDS! GUARDS DO SOMETHING I FEAR FOR MY LIFE

I'm innocent!

I dindu niffin man

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I am innocent. I know for sure

sir as you can see this man isent who i have murderd he was just their in my house last night and next day i woke up he was like this i have no idea what happend im innocent

Watch me as I walk away Imperial

T'was a ruse!

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Quads get you sent into oblivion?

I'm just passing through

Oh look a penny!

ping pong, hit a nigger with a bong

alright alright i admit it i killed my dad on late january 1995 arrest me already