the inn has quests to complete, so get a job by getting a class
The inn has quests to complete, so get a job by getting a class
Rollin
rollerdozer
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Ok nigger, I take my mead to the fire place, I approach the Oldman ....what is my quest
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Magic Missile
it's time
Ripnroll
Bread
rollerino mah mang
A brash, coarse voice bellows out from the mouth of the barkeep.
"The local guildhall has been broken into, and several bootprints lead out of town as found by the city guard's rangers. This look to be the work of the brownskinned orcs, looking to steal artefacts and sell them to the Blackguards for profit. Slay the orcs or steal the artefacts back; the choice is yours."
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Rolling
rawlin
reroll
Rock n roller
Roll.
Aye, works been slow. I'll bring the articles back and I'll bring the heads back for good measure
rawlling like my ex wife
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roll
anyone got any good dnd greentexts?
Roll for bard
Boop
Damn.. ninja is alright I guess
Rolling for something good
bitch you better stay away, ill slice you the fuck up
artifacts are mine
Rolllllllll
Hi I'm gunna roll now
Samurai... damn right!
Teleports behind the limp wristed clown and body slams him thru the table
Cash me ouside
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HODOOR
>one time while running a game my op midmaxing bitchtits of a group had like some 58 spells readied
>between like 3 people
>at level 8
>so i decided to punish them by forcing an encounter where i made a level 23 wizard
>pretend to be a wounded man
>missing an arm
>a huge lvl9 beast, maybe a 7h hydra or something like that, cant remember
>they throw EVERYTHING at this thing to try and kill it
>finally they start overpowering it, but it's clearly an illusion
>just as they find this out, the wizard yells
>"STOP! It's just a prank, guys! Only kidding!"
>fuckhhead party learns its lesson on many levels
>1. stop making supremely retarded "optimized" characters every time
>2. look more closely before committing to an encounter
>3. understand that i will make you look like a special ed kid if need be
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The two of you are now eyeing each other wearily, anticipating battle outside the tavern.
What do you do?
I would flip the table and hit you in the Gabber so fuckin hard......
Rolling.
I'd stand down and try to join out forces. We can take the spoils of war after killing the orcs.
Rallin'
roll
rolling for priest or similiar
rolling niggers
roll
wish granted nigger
is rol
kek holy shit
i have a one that isnt nearly as good
>party of 5 that loves fire
>give them a war camp full of power insect monsters for fun
>actually pretty strong
>party consists of 3 sorcerers, a warrior, and a monk
>3 sorcerers start flinging fireballs while the melee dudes watch
>one of the sorcerers rolls perception, hundereds upon hundreds of tents, having trouble killing the 20 i sent out
>"uhh, maybe we should run"
>the one most obsessed with fire slowly turns
>he's been blasting music out of his phone
>songs like "ring of fire" or anything having to do with fire
>calmly says "No. We shall burn them"
>monk starts throwing torches he has at tents and shit
it took 2 1/2 hours, but they did it
let me get this straight rollin
i fukn slice him up, no one steals the shit im trying to steal
im lvl 9 by default cause im so good amirite?
ROLLO
fuck it
repent
gnillor
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Roodypoo
loll
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The lawful dungeon delver is targeted by the evil arcane archer; combat begins with a roll for initiative.
Noooooo.... I am just a weak lvl 2 druid. Please give me a second life.
The fuck is a celestial mystic
rolling
never seen this one before, rollin hard
google is your friend goy
roll
Rolling up in this bitch
Rolllll
roll 2 win
17
Rollilol
roll
rollin
Celestial Mystics are lawful and good variants of mystic theurges, using their power to attain the perfect tier of enlightenment and purity of their arcane and religious power.
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Can't be a corsair am sea sick
Roll it up
Hiya
Not too sure what an occult slayer is but sounds cool
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Occult Slayers are driven by an agenda to rid the world of careless and excessive magic use, and thus they take upon themselves a powerful set of martial skills necessary to defeat and turn away any mage that they deem to be dangerous.
Rolling
give me my destiny please
alingment is chaotic evil?
reroll
Rolll
rollarino
rollo
the die is cast - Najib Razak
last reroll for epic why do i get so shit classes omg
Swordsage
LLOR
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rln
blip bop im god
+multiclass im playing srsly today
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