The inn has quests to complete, so get a job by getting a class

the inn has quests to complete, so get a job by getting a class

Rollin

rollerdozer

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Ok nigger, I take my mead to the fire place, I approach the Oldman ....what is my quest

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Magic Missile

it's time

Ripnroll

Bread

rollerino mah mang

A brash, coarse voice bellows out from the mouth of the barkeep.

"The local guildhall has been broken into, and several bootprints lead out of town as found by the city guard's rangers. This look to be the work of the brownskinned orcs, looking to steal artefacts and sell them to the Blackguards for profit. Slay the orcs or steal the artefacts back; the choice is yours."

Roll

Rolling

rawlin

reroll

Rock n roller

Roll.

Aye, works been slow. I'll bring the articles back and I'll bring the heads back for good measure

rawlling like my ex wife

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roll

anyone got any good dnd greentexts?

Roll for bard

Boop

Damn.. ninja is alright I guess

Rolling for something good

bitch you better stay away, ill slice you the fuck up

artifacts are mine

Rolllllllll

Hi I'm gunna roll now

Samurai... damn right!

Teleports behind the limp wristed clown and body slams him thru the table
Cash me ouside

rollllllllll

HODOOR

>one time while running a game my op midmaxing bitchtits of a group had like some 58 spells readied
>between like 3 people
>at level 8
>so i decided to punish them by forcing an encounter where i made a level 23 wizard
>pretend to be a wounded man
>missing an arm
>a huge lvl9 beast, maybe a 7h hydra or something like that, cant remember
>they throw EVERYTHING at this thing to try and kill it
>finally they start overpowering it, but it's clearly an illusion
>just as they find this out, the wizard yells
>"STOP! It's just a prank, guys! Only kidding!"
>fuckhhead party learns its lesson on many levels
>1. stop making supremely retarded "optimized" characters every time
>2. look more closely before committing to an encounter
>3. understand that i will make you look like a special ed kid if need be

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The two of you are now eyeing each other wearily, anticipating battle outside the tavern.

What do you do?

I would flip the table and hit you in the Gabber so fuckin hard......

Rolling.

I'd stand down and try to join out forces. We can take the spoils of war after killing the orcs.

Rallin'

roll

rolling for priest or similiar

rolling niggers

roll

wish granted nigger

is rol

kek holy shit

i have a one that isnt nearly as good

>party of 5 that loves fire
>give them a war camp full of power insect monsters for fun
>actually pretty strong
>party consists of 3 sorcerers, a warrior, and a monk
>3 sorcerers start flinging fireballs while the melee dudes watch
>one of the sorcerers rolls perception, hundereds upon hundreds of tents, having trouble killing the 20 i sent out
>"uhh, maybe we should run"
>the one most obsessed with fire slowly turns
>he's been blasting music out of his phone
>songs like "ring of fire" or anything having to do with fire
>calmly says "No. We shall burn them"
>monk starts throwing torches he has at tents and shit
it took 2 1/2 hours, but they did it

let me get this straight rollin

i fukn slice him up, no one steals the shit im trying to steal

im lvl 9 by default cause im so good amirite?

ROLLO

fuck it

repent

gnillor

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Roodypoo

loll

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rolling

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The lawful dungeon delver is targeted by the evil arcane archer; combat begins with a roll for initiative.

Noooooo.... I am just a weak lvl 2 druid. Please give me a second life.

The fuck is a celestial mystic

rolling

never seen this one before, rollin hard

google is your friend goy

roll

Rolling up in this bitch

Rolllll

roll 2 win

17

Rollilol

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rollin

Celestial Mystics are lawful and good variants of mystic theurges, using their power to attain the perfect tier of enlightenment and purity of their arcane and religious power.

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Can't be a corsair am sea sick

Roll it up

Hiya

Not too sure what an occult slayer is but sounds cool

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Occult Slayers are driven by an agenda to rid the world of careless and excessive magic use, and thus they take upon themselves a powerful set of martial skills necessary to defeat and turn away any mage that they deem to be dangerous.

Rolling

give me my destiny please

alingment is chaotic evil?

reroll

Rolll

rollarino

rollo

the die is cast - Najib Razak

last reroll for epic why do i get so shit classes omg

Swordsage

LLOR

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rln

blip bop im god

+multiclass im playing srsly today

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