ITT: Greentext the last time you got laid on Tinder.
I'll start:
>Match with what appears to be 6.5/10 qt pie with short hair.
>Talk to her for a bit.
>Decide to meet one day.
>Show up on hot summer day this last summer (yes, that's the last time I actually got laid on Tinder).
>Get to this somewhat large house that rents out rooms to sub-tenants.
>She lets me in. Turns out this chick was more like a 4 or 5 out of 10. Pudgy, dyke looking. Has a fucked up fingernail that's ingrown since she was a kid.
>Decide: Fuck it. I'll try to fuck her anyway.
>Make small talk on the couch that's in the main area.
>She didn't want to meet at her place, because she was embarrassed how small her room is. Told me she lived in a fucking closet.
>I tell her I don't care and would like to go to her "room."
>She shows me it. The door is literally a bed sheet.
>Her room literally is a closet that's 6 ft by 5 ft (no joke).
>She rents this for $100 a month or less.
>Is about ot move to Washington.
>We continue our caressing.
>I end up taking her clothes off.
>Pussy is okay looking. I fuck her with a condom.
>Cum after long long intercourse because we have to be quiet, since there's no door and her roommate is there.
>Leave. Never text her again. She's probably in WA by now.
>Found her on FB, but never ended up adding her since I have a gf.