Today is international woman's day

Today is international woman's day.

What do you plan on doing today?

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The same thing I do everyday.

Take over the world?

Take over the world?

paperwork
paperworkd
more paperwork
there is no end to it
you won't believe me if i say it's been one entire month trying to sign up for a formation and i probably won't make it in time but it's true
every day it's like
-call the phone
-yes madam i filled the paperwork
-great, now you can go and fill the next paperwork
and so on and so forth
forever

Fap to women from different parts of the world.

Take over the world?

make jokes at how they invented the dishwasher to get out of doing their job xDDDDDD

Fuck over the world?

need source on this sand-goddess

>What do you plan on doing today?
A woman

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not really

Already gave a bunch of flowers to chicks. Now work work. Later drinks in the pub.

Take over the world?

Glad this shit hasn't caught on here yet.

update on my fascinating situation :
i just call work center
-hello i finally re-registered since apparently you think it's funny to ban people for inactivity every 3 months that they don't log in
-yes hello sir
-i want to sign up to the formation now
-ok now you have to write a whole email to your personal councelor so that she tells you what is the next step of this overly lenghty process

*writes the mail*
*ok now i wait for an undeterminate amount of time with literally nothing productive i could do even if i did want to*

great
it's 10am i have nothing to do what an exciting day in persepctive

Humiliate women and treat them like the whores they are desu.
I'm meeting my first fucktoy in 2 hours, my second in 5 and I'll end the day with two others in 10.
It feels good to be an Aryan God.

How about you go outside and do some sports for a change, fatty?

I'll ignore women even more.

i'm not fat shut up
i don't see how you correlate my administrative issues with fatness, it makes no sense

fap to jap porn as usual

probably will look under cuckold or incest creampie sections

>its 10 am and i have nothing to do except wait for an email
Go outside fatty.

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>implying implications
You're just upset because you aren't part of our Empire anymore.
We miss you too.

i said i'm not fat
btw what a bullshit answer like "go outside" and then what ? all my friends are at work

do i just go on a bench and wait ? walk around the streets ?

there is shit weather and absolutely nothing worthwhile outside i don't live in a forest you know i live in a gray commieblock suburb

i might as well start drinking already but alcohol in the morning is bad

As I said do some sports.
Why are you such a lazy slob that the thought of going for a jog or hike doesn't occur to you?

youtube.com/watch?v=qzZmU0aGmcc

THIS WAS THE BEST CARTOON OMGGGGG

it's the 3rd time i tell you i'm not fat you asshole
i already did my morning sports it's good enough

hiking is done is mountains not suburbs
jogging i can do not that i actually want to or have the mind to it
anyways let's say i go jogging now i come back in an hour then what ? it's 11am or 12 am and then i still have nothing to do with the time left over you short-sighted person

Go jogging for an hour
Do a 30 minutes cool-down walk
Take a nice shower for 30 minutes
Do your laundry, including your sweat-through jogging clothes
Make yourself a nice balanced meal and eat it while enjoying a good book

That's four hours of solid, healthy entertainment.

Why are the french such fucking retards?

ok i will disreagrd how aseptized and boring a person you are
>Go jogging for an hour
>Do a 30 minutes cool-down walk
it's now 12am
>Take a nice shower for 30 minutes
it takes 5minutes but ok let's say it's 12:30
>Do your laundry, including your sweat-through jogging clothes
13 o clock
>Make yourself a nice balanced meal and eat it while enjoying a good book
14 o clock

alright great

then i spend from 14 o clock to midnight just reading my book since nothing happens wednesday night

as i said, what an exciting day in perspective

>alcohol in the morning is bad
what are you, fucking ga-
>flag

the eternal ausiliANO

>go to uni
>tfw no gf
>jerk off
just like every day

at least you can rest easy knowing the rapefugees are all in camps

promote genitalmutilation

Lol, I've never heard it in English. And I think I love it more in Russian.
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Haha I think it also sounds better in Russian, weird

jesus christ right when the lyrics start it sounds so fucking soviet

why am I laughing so hard I don't even

I called mom, stepmom and grandma, I will now call sis.

take over the world with your size?

are you a woman ?

i imagine this is how women spend their day

basically go through the whole contact list and chat with everyone, then do it again the next day

try to get a goal

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No, they do behave this way though.
I'm forced to do this because the old women get offended if you forget them and my sister deserves a cheer.

Haha thanks to your video I've found this
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I think I know what I'll do for the next hour.

Walk my dog for 2 hours
work
make dinner
jack off
play games

>work
Isn't today a holiday?

Everyday is a holiday if you're unemployed.

But nah no holidays anytime soon mate.

Wew. We've got a lot of holidays in Russia. Too bad you have to spend it in Russia too :^)

eating Doritos?