Best pickup lines?

Best pickup lines?

>I hope you like dragons, cause I'm gonna be dragon my balls across your face

>does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

>why don't you come over here and sit on my lap hon, we can talk about the first thing that comes up...

>shut up and eat this bowl of eggs

Old but....

Do you fancy a fuck?
... No
Well do you mind lying down while I have one?

Old

This one isn't bad

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>i can pick you up

>I hope you like dragons, cause I'm gonna roll 2d20 to arm my paladin with dragon scale gauntlets.

Missed out on Dragonball reference

Mine; You know why they call my tongue a spaceship?
Cuz tonight it's gonna be flying in circles around Uranus.

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damn fine pickup lines those

>I hope you like dragons because deep inside I'm one *raaaaaaaaaaawr :3*

Checked

You have nice lips and I've love to kiss them.

*she leans in ready kiss your mouth

...No, not those lips!

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Hello, I'm Fred Flintstone and I'd like to make your bed rock.

How about this, you be McDonald's and I'll be Burger King, I'll be having it my way and you'll be loving it.

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

giv me fuck or I'll kill you