Boyfriend application thread

Boyfriend application thread

Tell us what you bring to the table

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>im simply michael jackson

a day of reckoning

I'm a drummer, from Massachusetts. 24, HVAC technician

nutn fer yer ugly ass

thicc

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

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>youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

oh baby tell us more

I'm smart, not rich.

Is that enough?

LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the best a e s t h e t i c s ! No one does a e s t h e t i c s like I do!

I have a 3 inch pecker (hard)
Sometimes i shit my pants when i sneeze
My fetish is dirty sanchez
I'm a fat autistic brony
Hmu

nothing, I would be the a really shitty bf unelss you're autistic and lazy just like me

I don't understand why I even want a gf

I bring a good size penis how big would you want?

Ok, here's a few.

Only 1.8% of any Americans owned any slaves. The RICH 1.8%. And this was when slavery was at its peak.

>1.8%

3000 free RICH black men owned black slaves in 1860

>3000 black slave owners in 1860

The FIRST owner of a black slave in the colonies was a black man who brought his slave with him. The slave thought he'd be free on American soil but his owner challenged it in court. And won, setting legal precedent.

>First owner of a black slave in America, was black

Slavery was how many African nations got wealthy. But they got greedy and started kidnapping and enslaving white Europeans. Several million white Europeans were enslaved in North Africa between 1300-1850. So Europe made slavery illegal so that they could force Africa to stop enslaving white people. Africa told them to fuck off. So Europe went to war with them, and to free the white slaves (First Barbary war). Africa was soon at it again, so boom, the 2nd Barbary war had to happen, only this time, Europe stayed put in Africa to keep slavery from happening again. France took control of the Algerian coast (start of French Foreign Legion) and this started colonialism.

Because AFRICA REFUSED TO STOP ITS SLAVE TRADE

Jews and Dutch traded the slave trade triangle>slaves>sugar>rum. Jews owned the ships. Africans captured other Africans, then sold them to the traders who showed up in the Gulf of Benin. This is how so many rich African kings and princes got so rich.

niggs gonna nig

I'm incredibly desperate but I still have standards
I have an average size penis
I'm too ugly to cheat on you
I put you before anyone else including me
I can cook
I will almost always reply to your texts 5 seconds after you send them

2 houses, 3 properties, 4 quads, 3 dirtbikes, 2 streetbikes, 30 guns, good music, loud stereos, dancing, 9 inch dick, good weed, sheittttt I'm better off single - mgtow. What do you have to offer that might make me wanna change that?

He gave her so many chances to make him a sandwich.

>4 quads, 3 dirtbikes, 2 streetbikes, 30 guns,
>Dead or paralyzed by 30

Is your pussy named John Connor?

I have these.

I have that terminator head, comes from a lootcrate

Can i go on welfare here?

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I have a literal gold mine and 52 pounds of cocaine

I have a big dick and run a chocolate factory.

These work on a table.

I'm 27, fat, unemployed, dropped out high school at 15, live at home, no license, no car, I smoke, I have an alcohol abuse problem, I have a thick cock

Correct me if I'm wrong OP but that girl you posted, isn't she that viner and SJW Chloe Woodard?

I listen. And I care about your feelings even if sex is off the table.

I have some sin juice.

Cant find a women to reproduce with so you are trying to breed offspring in a petri dish?

once and for all, here the details:
Optician, Drug consumer, have been to multiple planes of existance (with and without the help of d.), acceptable knowledge of okkultism and well enough trained to exorcise.
Apart from these things I am very social and believe in "mind over body" when it comes to partners

I'm diamond 1 at League. 6 inch penis. What else would you want?

22, make okay money, overweight but muscular and stronk. Will force you to like the cool stuff I like. Several dogs, and they are top priority. Will treat you bad but you love it because daddy issues.

Well, I dunno why I'm here since I already got one but anyway :

- I've been dating the same girl for 4 years so I'm pretty stable in a relationship
- I've dated girls before too so I'm quiet familiar with it
- If I ever leave you for a while and you feel lonely you can always spend time with gf n°1
- ... and it could be a nice opportunity to try things that requires more than one partner

I'm gonna treat you like shit. Hate fuck you every morning and beat you up. Disrespect your decisions (as if you gonna have any) laugh at your dreams and cheat on you.

Handcuffs and jailterm

your life must be great dude, keep it up!

A chair

Debt and regret

u win you get my pussy

23 m
Have beard
Have tattoos
Don't fuck around
I work for Estee lauder

hope to find a mening to life?

kek

The chair is for me youre on the table

Not a fucking thing.

And that is what you should expect.

If it is offered freely then its gravy for you.

But you should not expect anything from a man because he earned all he has and you would be stealing from him

an axe

Already 35. Sometimes it's rough, beats living in a basement on computer waiting to die

i'm 6'5, a model, in a band, study intellectual history and am learning to cook my only downside is that i'm a hermit crab and am disillusioned with everything people included

I'm a douchebag with no money no job a drinking problem and I bum rides from people.

So basically 10/10

obviously that is your true story.

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What makes you think you deserve anything but a cuck master?

I have a BBC.

/thread

i bring waffles and ice cream. no nigger coloured icecream tho

I won't beat the shit out of you too much.

I have grills and golden AK

I'm not son old guy looking for something sexual.

I am a sadist

>diamond 1
Prove it you nigger

Cummies

I have job
I take responsibility for my actions
I do what I say I'm going to do
I respect
I do not manipulate or control
I let go when needed
I Love completely
I can fuck like a demon all the time non stop
I have my own place
I have a car
I am completely honest, cause lying is a waste of time
I'm not a fucking idiot
I give everything to my relationships

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Fuck you. I'm not applying for anything. You as a female, want my resources. Leach.

hahahahahahahaha
far from it regrettably

Needs citation

I don't bring anything to the table that you couldn't get from someone else. I just don't tell people that.

Getting a girl is all about confidence. It's about showing the best side of yourself. Make yourself seem interesting when really your life is just as bland as everyone else's. Highlight your strengths and minimize your weaknesses. Dazzle them, charm them, make you think you have it all going for you. Don't straight up lie, because that will come back to bite you. But a little charisma goes a long way.

Fuck you.

But I do love that viner.

male genetalia, fatherly skills good food and memes

I am white.

is this you?

An Alcohol and Meme problem

Nope im not british and gingers are not whites.

Buy new hard drive start saving ever good thing you see, meme problem solved.

>fuck like a demon
that was a give away wasn't it?

>Degree in mechanical electrical engineering
>bilingual (Spanish, English)
>own a company (small meadery)
>Family owns several properties and has shares in several businesses (I'm the eldest son, will take care of those once the old folks kick the bucket because my sister is dumb as fuck)
>practical and technical knowledge in the oil and energy industry
>26 y/o 6 ft (1.83 cm), 20~21cm
>did tae kwon do for 6 years
>Decent photography skills
>Decent camping skills
>Have beard
>Can drink more than 24 beers without passing out
>I eat pretty much anything
>Have a car (pick up truck actually)
>Gamer/geeky

>Maybe a 7/10(according to me )
>Not rich not poor,decent urban middle-class guy
>Decent job
>Curious mind and interested in everything that goes on in the world
>will Look out for you at every point of life through ups and downs
>Will Treat you like a princess(or a queen)
>Borderline desperate
>Too eager to have sex,but,have a below average dick
In short first grade betafag here

In hopes that I will get a girlfriend
(Which I doubt)
And if I ever could even talk to a girl to begin with....

not OP but youre correct - pretty cute t6h

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What do YOU bring to the table?

Men don't need to qualify themselves to women - women need to qualify themselves to men. It's women who've stopped being mate material.

Step up, bitch!

You're too ugly for me.

After i do some thing i wanted to do

I'm a pedophile and a raging alcoholic

I'll cum in your ear all night long.

I think she's gonna like you, dog!

Death

We'll start our discourse with some light talk about eternal reccurence. Then, we'll proceed to analyze machiavelli's personal life, his sexual deviance, (and-despite his marriage) his love of sodomy with hookers. We woulf then burst out inyo a french kiss frenzy preceded by you detailing how you have or haven't ever done such a thing like that.

I can really hit the pussy, do I qualify?

I got quints once.