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international women's day edition

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might buy a heavy kettlebell

internet cartoon, animated
of the japanese variety

didn't know japan had a cartoon industry

prefer south americans 2bh. bit more fire and gusto than spanish.

give me some good memes lads

IT'S GETTING FASTER, MOVING FASTER NOW

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they churn them out at a hell of a rate
it's quite impressive desu

>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Davo
>head upstairs
>slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed

just farted on my foot

/brit/ is shit

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>The last 10,20 minutes of work where you've finished your work for the day.
>Not enough time to start anything new
>Can't walk out because you'll look like a dick
Shit post o'clock

TELL ME
how to blankpost

shan't

literal art

>that pic
fuck off belgium

not a word

alt + 0 2 8 f4

*spaffs in your bird*

alt + space + c

>wakey wakey user

don't think that works :(

Doing a poo x

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Punked

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The dream.

>looking up a medical issue and the first 30 pages of responses are "lol I have it too"
Why do people do this

someone tell me if this is actually worth reading

lol i do that too

What is the russian Deano? Churka in a Bumer rollin' in dough from selling drugs?

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Easiest way to tell is by looking at the flag
In this case it's not worth the time

it's literal poetry
the op should be very proud of it

me 2nd from left

Starting to wonder why we're bothering to leave the EU. Never gonna be able to compete with the yanks or Chinese on our own.

Will remember to keep these faces in mind when I see a Drumpfkin spouting his mouth off
Utter runts the lot of them

>budget to be revealed by the chancellor

ah yes this definitely affects me as a call centre drone hmm yes better pay attention and care about this

enjoying some pizza from last night lads

If you're single and work a normal job there's usually nothing in these things for you.

Except when George increased the personal allowance. that was good.

this was worth reading. I wonder if some of our skills are going to waste here. This shows a greater understanding of modern britain than most television programmes or films do. Very impressive

need a poo but the food van is due any minute

Retirement aged man with no savings, investments, pension or assets demands special treatment from the state. Be amazed at his fight against publicly funded services while using publicly funded services to protest against them. Observe our hero as he is abusive to multiple members of government staff and the unrealistic reactions of the general population. An absolute must watch for the modern champagne socialist labour party supporter. BONUS: Absolutely no social commentary on immigration.

Doesn't really exist here, some of the characteristics would be like...

>Buy a Volvo/BMW SUV on finance, pay it off for years.
>Spend 95-110% of your monthly income each month. Savings are not a concept to you.
>inherited a flat in Moscow
>Jeans and Sweater 24/7.
> Your wife must not have a job, just cook/clean/shop/fuck on demand. Verbally undermine her at every point.

Not sure really, doesn't apply here so much because it's not attainable by most people who don't grow up in Moscow. Chav/Bydlo much easier to define.

Thanks. I'm not the guy who posted it but I am the original creator of the pasta. I also created the original Deano pasta.

>no mention of putting an accumulator on before the footie

'rke

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you are genuinely talented

The virgin stance.

>tfw no french qt

Agreed. Incisive in the same way David Brent was.

any brits here familiar enough with australians to know whether they're generally more like chavs or cockneys?

oh look everyone
he's posted it again
he's posted a picture of stalin!!!
bet this'll get the rorkes angry!! XD
what a nutter!!!

j'meapekke fli flu

>people who pronounce it as "bregg-zid"

Reckon he'll stop?

>Footie
>Spoons

Dropped right there. Unless you specify that it's a game covered on terrestrial television.

where do i find myself a girl who looks like that...WHERE?

as someone who worked for the government, I can say it's incredibly accurate in regards to the rude, self entitled people you deal with.

capitalism taught them that they're a customer who deserves the best but they're really only beggars who can't be choosers. this is why welfarism and consumerism shouldn't mix.

no, its his really funny gimmick

>oh look everyone
>he's posted it again
>he's posted a picture of stalin!!!
>bet this'll get the rorkes angry!! XD
>what a nutter!!!

reading the plot and it sounds poor
>Daniel gets to know single mother Katie and her two children, Dylan and Daisy, who have left a homeless persons' hostel in London and, with no other affordable accommodation being available in the capital, have moved to Daniel's home town, a place unfamiliar to Katie and her children
ah yes you should really keep all the homeless people in the warm and welcoming city of London, they know the streets much better than they would after a few weeks in a tightly-knit community with a much smaller cost of living

suck me off

Don't like walking around town on my day off, old people aren't too bad but there's lots of scummy buggers swaggering about in the adidas trackies.

Can't wait for one to tell me how he needs 50p for the bus.

Do Wetherspoons bars not have licenses to show love football on Sky sports and stuff? Genuinely didn't know this because I'm an autist.

we, spaniards are orcs user,

is that Tim?

I've not really been involved with the job centre and all that but it does sound like they sanction a lot of people for bullshit reasons.

Refugees in
Rorkes out

>a communist talking about having unrealistic self perception
pfffthahaha

me in the bushes

more like chavs

Reckon the communist runt just starts the arguments with himself and people pile in
If you engage with him and willingly choose to send /brit/ into a whirling cesspool for another night you need to give your head a good fucking wobble

I've been asked for money by the same trackie-wearing scumbag on 3 separate occasions in town. And I don't mean a usual beget, the guy tries to spark up conversation then asks for money. Told him no even time yet he persists. I reckon I must give off weak vibes with my virgin walk and virgin head.

LOOK, im going to KEEP ON posting pictures of STALIN and you fucking RORKES better just DEAL WITH IT or FUCK OFF BACK TO /britpol/ OKAY?
if you insist on sticking around..... I can't be held responsible for your safety..... so RORKES FUCK OFF

It's why spoons is so cheap. They don't pay to play music or anything other than freeview channels, letting them charge less for drinks.

That's not true in all spoons, a few are a bit more like nightclubs and play music, but the vast majority license nothing.

Lloyds pubs are also owned by the spoons group though, and they pay for getting the telly and stuff.

how does it feel that everyone wants your women

doing a read

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign_endorsements,_2016

>more like chavs

sorry i'm done now i won't engage him again x

how does it feel that everyone wants your digits

I didn't even know there was a commie runt in this general

Don't think it's very funny tbqh

Wish I had their ability to feel no shame.

CUTE

Interesting knowledge. Also makes me respect spoons more because I despise loud pubs.

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/britpol/ OUT
/britleftypol/ IN

>french women like english men
:)

PLEASE no more commie shitstorms
I'm asking nicely you don't want to what happens after I've asked nicely sunny jim

there's more than one of us

>how does it feel that everyone wants your women
pic related

why do they do this? what's the 50p bus gimmick about

>implying
deanos are usually those lads who call themselves football fans because all the other lads watch it but realistically don't care unless they have a bet on. you know, the ones who change team every 2 seasons because they forgot who they said they supported (usually Tottenham, Arsenal or Liverpool), the ones who see Newcastle are playing and ask "is Shearer still about?" and still think starting Will Griggs On Fire chants are funny

yeah we're not replying to him any more, no need to worry x

looks like her right leg is backwards